Author Note: Yo Yahiko here, damn we're going fast, chapter 4 and its only been a week, now that's productivity, makes you wonder why it takes TV networks so long to get a damn sode out, but I digress, its time to start the show! Be ready, the first crossover begin now, lets see if you can figure out where our new friends are from ;3
Disclaimer: if I owned anything I would be retiring at 17
Neo Akatsuki 4
While the Akatsuki are Away Yin and Yang will Play
The Akatsuki head quarters sits quiet. The main Akatsuki have taken the sound 5 and gone after Deidara. Zabuza has been left in charge. Kabuto was continuing research in the lab. Fugin and Raigin sit at there desk in the main lobby.
"Hey Raigin why are we here?" Fugin asked.
"Cause lord Orochimaru zapped us with the big gun thingy." He replied
"No I mean why are we here in the front of the building? Nobody comes in and even if they did we'd just send them away or kill them." Fugin said gesturing to the empty lobby.
"Hmm that's a good question Fugin... Maybe we should go ask Mr. Mamoji!"
"That's a great idea brother." The 2 rose from there seats as the front door opened and 2 girls stepped in.
"I'm sorry no visitors at this time." Raigin said. Young, likely barely in there teens. One girl was clad in white and red with red hair the other was a mirror image in blue.
"We demand to see the one in charge of this facility." the red one said slamming her fist on the front desk.
"I'm sorry; the boss isn't in right now." Fugin said leaning over the desk to get a better look at the morsels.
"Then takes us to whom ever invented that machine that awakened our memories!" The blue one demanded.
"Or what?" Raigin asked.
The blue one raised her fist and slammed the desk. It shattered I'm half.
"Or we break you in half." The blue one grinned. "I'm Yin, and this is my sister Yang." the blue one said then faltered at the look on Fugin and Raigin.
"You little bitch." Fugin growled.
"Our lunches were in that desk!" Raigin roared at the sight of the remains of there lunches oozing from the destroyed desk. Yin and Yang each took a step back. In a flash Fugin was behind them.
"Where are you going?" He growled. Raigin stepped in front of them.
"You destroyed our lunch, so we'll just have to eat you instead." Raigin roared.
Yin and yang stood back to back. They gave each other a simple nod then reached to the strange feather shaped bone on the back of there heads. They grasped the end and pulled out their weapons. Yang produced a sword made of fire. Yin held a whip sparking with lightening.
"Raigin they have scary weapons what do we have?"
"We don't have anything, we don't need anything." Raigin smiled and charged at Yin. "DIE!" he smashed the ground where Yin had been standing. She had jumped into the air narrowly avoiding his attack then kicked him in the face sending him rolling backward into the wall.
"Raigin!" Fugin shouted and charged Yang. She ducked and flipped him over her sending him rolling into his brother.
"These weaklings are not the ones we seek." Yang yawned.
"Let us check upstairs." Yin said as the 2 walked toward the elevator.
"Hey where are you going?" Raigin growled as he and his brother rose to their feet. "We're just getting started!" the 2 shouted as they charged the elevator.
"What fools." Yin sighed.
"Let's finish them." Yang said. The 2 took a single step forward and kicked both charging rhinos straight up through the ceiling. They flew several floors upward and even went careening straight through Zabuza and Haku's room. The 2 were sleeping back to back like they had in the old days when they couldn't afford a hotel. Fugin and Raigin hit through the floor next to the bed waking them both. Zabuza stood straight up causing Haku to fall backward on her back.
"What the Hell was that?" Zabuza said looking up through the Hole then down through the other hole. "Damn that's a big hole. I'll go up and see if the fatass brothers are ok. You go down and intercept the intruders." Zabuza said and leaped upward bouncing from wall to wall.
"Yes father. Hehe I love saying that." Haku giggled then grabbed the mask from the wall and swan dived into the hole.
As Haku fell she made hand signs. "Ninja art, forbidden secret jutsu, crystal ice mirrors." She said emotionlessly as 6 mirrors formed. She entered one as they fell.
Shooting upward on twin energy orbs. Yin and yang were intercepted as the mirrors descended and blocked them.
"What are these things?" Yin asked then something flashed past her face and she touched her cheek, her fingers coming back coated in blood. "What the Hel-
"My name is Haku Mamoji, who are you and why have you infiltrated Akatsuki headquarters?" Haku asked appearing in the mirrors.
"We are Yin and Yang." Yang said. "And you are weak!" she swung her fire sword striking one of the ice mirrors. "Gotcha." She grinned then her jaw dropped upon seeing no sign of damage on the mirror.
"Perhaps I should explain. My mirrors are virtually indestructible; they are harder than titanium and repair any damage instantaneously using water in the air." Haku smiled under her mask. "Try all you want." She produced several senbon. "But like my will, they will not shatter!" Haku and all the reflections threw a storm of senbon stabbing into Yin and Yang.
The sisters managed to block few of the needles but prevented any major injury.
"What trickery is this?" Yang spat and tried feutily to destroy one to the mirrors.
"You aren't as smart as you look." Haku said and threw another volley of senbon at the twins.
"Enough of this!" Yin shouted. With a snap of her whip lightening flashed temporarily blinding Haku allowing the twins to escape upward.
"Adios loser!" Yang shouted as the 2 shot upward.
Zabuza hit the top of the hole where Fugin and Raigin were lodged in the ceiling.
"Idiots." he sighed then heard a snoring sound and looked around. He was in the research department and over at his desk Kabuto was fast asleep and drooling on his keyboard. "I stand corrected, you are an idiot." he walked over and shook Kabuto. "Wake up we're under attack." he said.
"Huh wha?" Kabuto opened his eyes and adjusted his glasses. "What who's attacking us?"
"I don't know I sent Haku to investigate." Zabuza said.
Crash! Yin and Yang exploded out of the hole followed by a snow storm.
"I take it those are the intruders." Zabuza said and grasped the fake executioners blade. "Not as good as the real one but it'll work for now!" Zabuza roared and rushed the twins. He slammed into Yin and the 2 tumbled back down the hole. Kabuto stood up and eyed Yang.
"I usually don't like to fight women, I've had a lot of bad experience doing so but I think I can make an exception if you tell me what you are." Kabuto smiled evilly. "Or you can just stay silent and I'll figure out what you are when I dissect you." Kabuto's hands glowed. "So which of your organs should I destroy first?"
"Fool." Yang grunted. "I'll rip those arms off your body." she raised her fire sword. And Kabuto took off running in the other direction.
"I was really hoping you wouldn't call my bluff." He laughed and ran upstairs pulling out his phone.
"Hello Lord Pein... Heeeeeellllllllppppp we're under attack!" he shouted. A fireball shot past him and he dropped the phone as it melted. Yang ripped Fugin and Raigin from the ceiling and flung them at Kabuto. He ducked and the two bounced off the wall and landed behind an overturned desk.
"Ok time to call some back up!" Kabuto made a few quick hand signs and slammed his hands on the ground as Yang swung her sword sending a fireball at him. "Forbidden resurrection!" He shouted and 6 coffins rose from the floor taking the impact. "Ha! Now your toast!" Kabuto shouted as the coffins fell open.
Yang took a battle stance then stopped. "Um your coffins are empty." She said.
"Eh?" Kabuto climbed on top of the coffins and looked inside, all 6 were empty, not even a lifeless body. "But how? DAH! Of course there's no one in there Kabuto." He face palmed. "Of course there would be no one in them, everyone has already been reborn and this jutsu only summons dead people ." he hopped down behind them. "At least I can make use of these!" he shouted kicking the coffins at Yang. She swung her sword and destroyed them but when the smoke cleared her opponents were gone.
"Come back here you bastards!"
Zabuza fell through the shaft and landed on a horizontal ice mirror. Yin impacted on a second one landing hard on her back knocking the wind out of her. She rose gagging slightly till she regained her composure.
"Your out of your league girly." Zabuza said.
"That is where your wrong worm." Yin said cracking her whip. "You are the one who is out of his league!" She cracked the whip at Zabuza shooting a spinning duo of electric orbs at him. He grabbed the edge of the mirror and twisted it blocking the attack then spun the mirror the rest of the way around catapulting himself into her feet first shooting her through the adjacent elevator shaft and into a massive room.
"Welcome to our custom made training facility." Zabuza said walking inside. "Pein had it built for us to train in since being revived most of us were a little rusty on our skills. The walls are made of carbon nanofibers. They are reinforced and virtually indestructible even attacks like Amaterasu and Almighty Push take a good hour to break through these walls. And of course, that means it's impossible for you to run away." Zabuza's hands moved like lightening. "Hidden mist jutsu!" Zabuza slammed his fist backward into a keypad and several large pools of water opened in the floor. Heavy fog rose off the water covering the whole room.
"What is this? What's happening?" Yin said then a shuriken shot through her left shoulder. She fell to one knee. "What the Hell?" she cringed and looked around. A flurry of shuriken shot from mist form every direction. Yin cracked her whip and deflected them.
"You will have to do better then that, mist man." Yin snarled and cracked her whip. Another twin bolts of lightening shot forth and shot into the fog. It made it about 4 ft before it hit an ice mirror and the electricity chained from one mirror to light up the entire cage around her. Yin gazed at the massive cage around her. "Wh...when did this get he- TICK! a senbon stuck in her other shoulder.
"My apologies but if you attack my father you attack me." Haku says from the fog. "Now hold still while I kill you." Yin shot upward as a thousand ice senbon destroyed the spot she'd been standing in. She headed for the top of the cage but Haku shot from one of the mirrors and kicked her back down to the ground.
Haku's voice echoed from every mirror. "You are a persistent one, I like that." She began to make hand signs. "I haven't used this jutsu since I was a small child. I'm not even positive it's a real jutsu, however it did manage to kill my entire family." Haku said darkly as Yins eyes widened in fear. "Ice style ninja art frozen palace of death."
Yins scream echoed through out the building.
"Sister!" Yang said searching for the source. She ran down the hallway back towards the hole. Kabuto watched making hand signs.
"Summoning jutsu." he placed his hand on the floor and it began to shake. The floor exploded as 3 massive white serpents surged forth like an avalanche with fangs.
Yang spun on a dime. She grasped the hand of her fire sword this time taking the whole feather like structure with it. It opened in half sparking with energy creating a sword that looked like it was made from a jet engine. In one swing she decapitated the 3 snakes whose bodies' incinerated upon being cut leaving just the heads.
"I didn't see that coming." Kabuto gulped.
"Prepare to die boy." Yang prepared to swing then a single snowball hit her in te back of the head.
"Hey flame face, missing something?" Zabuza said leaning against Yin who was frozen in a block of ice. Haku sat cross legged on top of the giant ice cube watching.
"Sister!" Yang growled at Zabuza and prepared to swing but Zabuza was a step ahead of her. He threw a single shuriken slicing the heads off all the sprinklers causing them to drench Yang and everyone else in the hall.
"Water style water clone jutsu." Zabuza said as the water on the floor rose to create 4 more Zabuzas. They rushed Yang swinging their massive blades. Yang tried to fight back but her blade was becoming weaker and weaker the longer it stayed in the sprinklers. Eventually she was overwhelmed and they pinned her to the wall her limbs stuck in the crescent section of the blades.
"Kabuto front and center!" Zabuza shouted. Kabuto shot from his hiding spot and kneeled before Zabuza.
"Yes sir?"
"Get the fatso brothers and help them take these 2 to the brigg."
"We have a brigg?"
"Of course we have a brigg! ... Haku do we have a brigg?"
Haku shrugged.
"You are so useless it's not even funny, being a girl has made you lazy."
"Being my dad has made you fat."
"... Your going to regret that."
"Bring it pops."
"eh hem can we get back to business?" Kabuto asked.
"Shut up and take them where ever we put our prisoners." Zabuza ordered. "... And I'm not fat!"
Yin and Yang sit back to back in the dull holding cell. They had been there for over an hour.
"What do you think they'll do to us?" Yin asked.
"Probably dissect us like that coward said he would." Yang said hugging her knees.
The cell door opened and Pein stepped into the room. Yin and Yang stood up ready to have to fight to the death but before they could take a fighting stance they were slammed against the back wall by an invisible force.
"So you are the pathetic whelps who tried to infiltrate my Headquarters." Pein said. "Tell me, what are you?"
Author note: Oh damn they got their ass' kicked. Remember read and review!
Pein: or ill find you
Yahiko: 0.0 when did u get in here
Pein: just now
Yahiko: oh… u still mad about the whole, making u stab me thing?
Pein: very
Yahiko: oh… *runs* bye!