SkyClan Next Door

Summary: Now it's one last stop to go! How will three ThunderClan kitties fare in the land of SkyClan? Apparently They RULE!

Rating:T

"Now, I have a special thank-you for you, Jayfeather." Yellowfang declared "I'm gonna use my StarClan powers to let us travel across time and space! Where do you want to go?"

"I always wanted to walk in the new SkyClan's dreams." Jayfeather said

"Okay, SkyClan here we come!" Yellowfang shouted

She extended her claws and ripped a hole in the air. The trio leaped in the hole and slid trough time and space to SkyClan. Once they landed on the dusty floor Jayfeather stared in amazement at the land around him.

"Take that Palkia and Dialga!" Whitestorm shouted, pointing at the sky"We used your powers against you!"

A lightning bolt shot Whitestorm in the butt after he finished ranting.

"Come on, you two. We can visit the deputy, Sharpclaw, first. What smells like warm fresh-kill?" Yellowfang asked

"Whitestorm's tail!"Jayfeather explained as they walked into the gorge

As they made their way to the deputy's den, Whitestorm was explaining the history of SkyClan. Jayfeather thought Hollyleaf would explode when she heard that they had kittypets and thier own code.

"Now this is Sharpclaw everyone. Let's jump in!" Yellowfang cried

"Oh no! Twoleg clothes again!" Jayfeather complained "What could happen now?"

"Greetings, Sector T numbers 11-storm, 6-fang and 13. I had hoped they would send you as our reinforcements." said a brown tom with sunglasses "As you know, the Sinister Felines From Atop The Litterbox are coming today at noon."

"WHAT THE DARK FOREST?" Yellowfang and Jayfeather screeched

"Excuse numbers 6-fang and 13-feather, Number Oneclaw. You know how R.O.B.O.B.R.A.D.L.E.Y. can get." Whitestorm said cooly

Yellowfang looked down in horror to see she was no longer a normal cat, but a cyborg.

"WHAT'S GOING ON?" she yelled

"Simple, we're going to use a basic candy-formation on the enimie. Here. " The snowy tom handed the others three strange contraptions "You two use the B.A.C.K.B.U.R.N.E.R.,C.O.R.D.E.R,and F.R.A.P.P.E. when we give the signal. I'll be riding in the G.O.G.O.-G.O.R.I.L.L.A in the back. Now the signal will be 'we're not gonna attack!' just so you know."

"Who is he and what did he do to Whitestorm?" asked Jayfeather

"I'm scared. The stupid level became too high in here." Yellowfang stated

A young she cat walked in the door. The looked like a kittypet, but smelled like a medicine cat. SShe too was clad in Twoleg garb.

"I'm Number Three-song!" she stated happily " I'm goona be leading you into battle today! Isn't that wonderful? I got a new pink G.U.M.Z.O.O.K.A. and we're gonna ride in H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P!"

A large robot bunny abruptly busted through the wall and Jayfeather screamed like a kit.

"Alright! In you two go!" Echosong's dream double said

The three cats hopped in and hopped away. Along the way, Jayfeather threw up and Yellowfang laughed so hard she cried.

"Here we are! Now we wait for the signal from Number Elevenstorm. Are you ready?" The cheerful she-cat asked

The two ThunderClan cats looked at each other and whispered in eachother's ears.

"Should we do it?" Yellowfang asked

"We have to, don't we?" Jayfeather countered

"It's making Whitestorm happy." Yellowfang muttered

Then Jayfeather nodded quickly.

"YES LET'S ROCK!" they answered with a spinning rainbow behind them

"WE"RE NOT GONNA ATTACK!"

"FOR THUNDERCLAN! FOR FREEDOM! FOR ICECREAM! HIYAAAAH!"

Jayfeather and Yellowfang busted out of the rabbit screeching and swinging. They shot their wepons in all directions howling battle cries. Whitestorm joined them and started yowling to the heavens as well.

"So we meet again, Sector T." said five eerie cats standing in front of them

"ATTACK GUYS!" shouted Whitestorm

"RIGHT!" said Jayfeather and Yellowfang.

The three leaped for thier targets and shut thier eyes. When they landed on the gorge floor a heartbeat later, they all sighed.

"Aw. I wanted to show you guys where I truly shine." said Whitestorm

"You still shine, it's an overly bright mouse-brained shine, but still a shine." Yellowfang said

"Even when you try to confort people, you insult them." Jayfeather said "We seriously think you're...cool. Uh...Elevenstorm."

"Well, what are we standing aroung for? We should visit more dreams!" Whitestorm said happily with the spinning rainbow

" Sorry guys. The sun's rising we all have to head home." Jayfeather said "Whitestorm, I delcare you an honerary reserve member of team Starfeather."

"Wake up! Who's a member of Starfeather now?"

Jayfeather blinked and turned around in his nest. It was Brairlight shouting in Jayfeather's ear.

"What happened to you last night? Did you battle evil? Did you win? Did you learn a new techinique?"

She pestered him until Mousefur came into the den.

"What's with the yelling?" she asked

"Nothing Gofang, go back to bed." Jayfeather answered

"How did you know about that?" she demanded

"It came to me in a dream." was all he ever said