1. Competition.

Hughes had lead them all up from the basement to the party, where the first competition would appear. As they got ready, people started to gather around them. Even Gluttony and King Bradly stopped singing 'Hips Don't Lie' and joined all the others to see what was going on.
Hughes had cleared an area - with fence and everything - and in the middle of it there was a table and three chairs. Moving along the fence was placed a bench on each side of the table. A bench for Wrath's team and a bench for Ed and Envy's team.

Hughes stepped up on a chair and cleared his throat.

"Okay, listen up everybody! The challenge – Ah, it's not loud enough. King Bradly, may I have the micro? Thank you. Okay, the challenge is: The silence game! You each have to pick one person to represent your team. This person mustn't make any noise at all. The slightest sound and the other team have won. You got two minutes to pick your 'fighter'."

Envy, Ed, Roy and Riza immediately stuck their heads together, and so did Wrath's team. While the two teams where whispering with each other, Hughes jumped down from the chair and explained to the rest of the party what was going on.

"Don't pick Ed! He would never be able to stay quiet for long!"

Ed's head shotted up.

"Shut up Winry!!" Then a hand pulled him down again, so he join their conversation again.

Yet again Hughes was on the chair.

"Times up! Who are the fighters?"

All stared expectations fully on the two teams. From Wraths team stepped...

"Greed!" Yelled Hughes and the crowd cheered.

From Envy and Ed's team stepped...

"Roy!"

The whole building almost jumped from the loud fangirl squealing.

"Roy and Greed. Take your seats." Hughes said and gestured to the two chairs on the other side of the table.

They did as they were told to.

"Come on Greed!! You have been in a cell for centuries! You know how to be quiet!!" Wrath yelled and a lot of people joined and backed Greed up.

"Colonel Mustang is too hot!" A fangirl screamed and the others squealed with her. Roy smirked and some of the ladies swooned.

This were the reason why most of the men where on Greed's side, including Havoc who yet again had lost his harem. They where all with the other ladies, trying to reach over the fence and touch the Colonel.

"Remember what the price is if we lose, Alchemy idiot!" Envy yelled. Riza just sat calmly on the bench, like she could care less. You can't say Ed and Envy did.

"Yearh! Just imaging Riza is looking for you with paperwork!" Ed yelled.

Roy tensed up a bit and looked slightly towards Riza. He saw a short death glare, but then it was gone.

"Attention!" Hughes yelled.

"I'll be the judge! Remember! Even a scramble from the chair can mean that you lose. Ready? Begin!!"

All got quiet, so they could hear if Greed or Roy did any sound. There were total silence. The two teams had sat down, but Wrath and Envy soon jumped up and started to walk from side to side, as they got more and more nervous. Hughes kept a close eye on Greed and Roy. Neither of them said anything or moved.

"Is there a time line?" Envy mumbled, since this could take maybe forever.

"Oh, and by the way..." Hughes started as he reached down in the pocket, and out he took...

"Have you guys seen these new pictures of Elysia? Isn't she adorable?! Look, here she's backing a mud cake. Isn't she talented? And here she's-"

Everybody sweat dropped. Wrath bite down his lip. This was bad. Greed had never been out for this kind of... torture. He might not take it.

Also Envy and Ed got worried. What if Mustang couldn't take it?
It was clear that the competition had gotten intense. Greed were biting hard down on his tongue, so he didn't started to yell out in frustration and Roy hold hard down on the chair. And all a long Hughes just continued.

"She's so cute! I bet you all want a child as cute as she is. But you have to get a wife first, it's all so wonderful. Look, here she's drawing a horse! She have gave the drawing to me. She is just so-"

Greed moved. He was about to stand up and yell at Hughes.

"Greed! Noooooooo-oo-oooo!" Wrath yelled. Greed took a deep breath.
"Will you stop it already?! Some of us are not that busy with getting a wife! Give it a rest!"

Everybody gasped and stared, somebody moved a hand up to their mouth for hiding the shock on the face.

"And we have winner!" Hughes exclaimed.

"Wrath's team won the first competition! Congratulations!"

People cheered and clapped their hands. Expect for Ed and Envy. Envy looked at Roy with a murderous look in his eyes.

"I. Kill. You!!"

"Envy, don't!" Ed yelled as he tried to hold the crazy Homunculus back and Riza stepped forward to protect Roy.

Roy hid his face in his hands.

"I-I don't what happened. I just... I couldn't take it." He sobbed.

Riza clapped him on the shoulder. "I know Colonel. I know." She said comforting.

Hughes spoke again. "But don't get to excited! There are more competitions coming up! The next one will appear outside!"

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What are the next competition?
Who will win it?
Does Envy kill Roy?

Find out in the next chapter!

Me: Finally I updated!

Hughes: It's alive! The story is alive!
Envy: You f'cking pony! I'll kill you!
Roy: Eeeh!!!

Riza: Stand back!
Ed: Envy, don't kill him! We'll be less to fight Wrath! Do it after the competitions!

Envy: I want to kill him NOW!!!

Me: xD I had fun with this. This was an idea I came up with, when me and my friends played this game. I could totally see Hughes do such thing xD Sorry for the long update, bad gramma, war, and whatever I might be guilty of.

Ed: War?
Me: Uhm...

Ed: What the hell did you and Envy do in the weekend?!
Me: Nuffin~

Envy: But DON'T check the news!