Okay, back to writing this.
Kurt teleported to the infirmary, right in front of Remy who had apparently just gotten up.
Remy's eyes were wide and he wiped blood from his nose. Rogue was helping him up, and she glared at Kurt.
Kurt turned around, his back to Remy. Right then, behind the door, there was a SNIKT sound.
"Come out with your hands up Cajun'."
Remy started to walk toward the door, clutching his side. Rogue was trying to pull him back.
Kurt pushed Remy back. He was just in time, as Logan charged through the door. Logan's claws would have pierced Remy through the heart, had not Kurt saved him.
"Logan!" Kurt reprimanded.
"I see you've already had some fun Elf. Now it's my turn." Logan growled.
"Nein!"
"Elf-"
"Logan! It is not his fault! I vas...I vas vrong."
Logan snarled.
"I...I am going to be an uncle. As much as I can't believe vhat has happened...I must. If not for myself, for Rogue and the baby."
Logan stood straight, his claws practically hanging in midair.
"Vhy kill him? Rogue does not vant us too. Ve should honor her in the least."
Logan's claws disappeared. "I'll think about it. But he better watch it." Logan was gone.
Scott was planning the best form of attack when Kurt teleported into his room.
"Did you save any for me?" Scott asked.
"Scott...Logan und I have decided not to kill him. For now."
"What?"
"He did not really cause zis. It vas an accident."
Scott rubbed his templed. "So you're telling me we are not going to pulverize him?"
Kurt laughed. "I already did zat. Zen I changed mein mind."
Scott nodded. "I see. I think."
Kurt sneezed, teleporting away.
Rogue sat on the infirmary bed, talking to Kitty.
"So, like, have you deicide on baby names yet?"
Rogue knew this was going to be a long day. Or week. "Ah just found out Kitty. Why would Ah be thanking about baby names...?"
Okay, there you go.