Conpulsive Noties!

Sorry for the long wait. But there's a lemon in this chapter! It not my best, but I wrote it at 12 am. What do you expect. The next chapter's gonna be really funny! I can tell you that right now! And this is the longest chapter I have ever writtin. Congrats. The funny thing is the actual lemons is REALY short...oh well.

I used the table to stand up, after successfully falling three times. Two of which I was trying to help Sasuke up, who had decided the floor was softer than it felt. Soon enough I got him up as well,

"You should go lay him down, before he starts barfing everywhere." Kiba said pointing upstairs,

"You know where the guest bedroom is." He still sound pretty sober. I guess when your the host, it's your job to watch what goes on to make sure nothing gets hurt.

I helped him up the stairs,

"Naruto..." Sasuke began, looking up at me.

"Yes, Sasuke?" I don't know how I was doing any of this, I was nearly as drunk as he was! But then again, he didn't look like much of a drinker,

"I'm sorry." I turned a corner and, using the walls as support, got into the bedroom and dropped him on the bed, and laid next to him.

"For what?" I asked, turning my head to look at him,

"For being...this drunk." His words slurred together, and he turned to look at me.

"You wanna know how...to repay me?" I grinned,

"I'll do..um...anything." I raised an eye brow,

"Anything?" I requested,

"Anything. You've done...so much for me...tonight..."He stated,

"And I'm about to do a lot more." I taunted, scooting closer to kiss him. He pushed me back,

"Hey! What are you doing?" He protested,

"No, it's what you're doing."

"What am I doing?"

"You're paying me back, with you're body"

"Oh-"He tried to say, before I cut him off with another kiss.

I pulled him closer, and waited for access. It didn't take him long before granting it to me.

And I took full control, tasting the fiery hot taste that was, the un-inhibited Sasuke. For a drunk book-keeper, he was a damn good kisser. My hands explored as much as my tongue, and before I knew it, we had traveled back to the floor, and our shirts had traveled elsewhere.

I broke our kiss, and traveled lower,

"For a guy who spends three fourths of the time surrounded by books, your sure are ripped."

"Gym helps." He slurred, as I removed the jeans, and took care of my own.

"Gym, huh? Well here's a new work out," I started, as I removed our wretched boxers, sucked on a finger, as I hoisted one of his legs over my shoulder, and shoved it in his ass,

"It's called, The Naru-kun." He gasped, and I smiled, and began moving it in and out.

I added the second finger, and he was already squirming,

"Aww, you're so cute when pleasure captures your eyes." I smiled, and soon after added a third.

"Now, I know you're just jumping for joy now, but you just wait," I said, still pumping.

I moved closer, and whispered,

"I haven't even started." I extracted the fingers, and spit in both hands and slathered it around my shaft.

"Are you ready?" I asked, aligning my cock with his hole. He simply nodded, as I slid it in.

He was tighter than I though he would be. I though maybe I had lucked out and he had like, one gay experience in collage, but I guess not.

His eyes grew wide, and I began to move.

"Tell me if I'm hurting you."

"Uh huh," He nodded again, and I moved a bit faster,

He moaned and I sped up. He began to match my speed in no time,

"Harder!" He commanded through clenched teeth, and I did as told.

"Faster..." He moaned, and I sped up even more,

"Oh..." He moaned again, and I knew I had hit the spot, I hit it again and again,

"Say my name," I instructed,

"Naruto..."

"Say it again,"

"Naruto!" He yelled.

"That's it," I felt my climax coming on, but I made no sign of slowing down.

Which each thrust his moans became louder, and I could tell he was getting there too. I wiped off my forehead, and gave one final thrust before he exploded onto my chest.

I followed soon after, and collapsed on him.

When i regained some strength, I picked him up and laid him in the bed. I laid next to him, and pulled him close.

"How was that for a workout?" I whispered in his ear,

"Best workout ever." He sighed, closing his eyes.

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Sasu

I woke up and felt the snuggle of someone in my neck. And for a second I didn't mind then I heard the voice,

"How did you sleep?" My eye's flew open, and I broke free of the hold. I hopped out of the bed,

"Naruto?" I screeched,

"Why are you yelling? My head hurts, be quieter."

"Why the hell am I in bed with you?" I whispered, shifting my weight from foot to foot.

He squinted,

"I don't know, we slept together?" Naruto pulled a pack of cigarettes from under the bed.

I looked around for some article of clothing to hide myself before I showed that I did know what was going on. I pick up a pair of boxers closet to me.

"I'm a Book Keeper, Book Keepers can't be gay! They just can't be! I work around books all day...and...and...women! Beautiful women! I'm not gay!" I said pacing around the small carpet a few inches away from the bed. I picked up my glasses off the night stand, and continued pacing.

"That's not what you were saying last night." He said about to light one up. I stopped, and walked up to him snatching the cigarette box from his hand, and the one in his mouth.

"You stay away from me, and my store. Everything. Go near Lee...I don't care...wait, NO! Stay away from him, too. Just stay away form my life."

"Why did you take my happy sticks?" Naruto whined, reaching for them.

"Smoking is bad for you." I replied, mindlessly, still pacing around the carpet. He propped himself up on one arm,

"And why do you care, you want me out of your life, remember?"

"You're right!" I threw the pack at him, and a little 'Ouff' escaped him,

"Smoke one! Hell, smoke the whole damn pack! See if I give a fuck."

"At least give me one hug before you 'Never Talk To Me' again!" He whimpered, outreaching his arms.

"No!" I yelled, putting the boxers on, and searching for the rest of my clothing.

After finding my shirt, and pants, while putting them on Naruto said,

"You know, those are my boxers."

"They're mine now."

"Oh yay! We're exchanging boxers now! What fun!" He piped clapping his hands.

I gave him a dirty look as I slipped into the jeans,

"I bid you good day." I spat, exiting the room.

"Making me get out of character and what not..."I scowled as I past Kiba, he stopped me in the hall.

"Well? How was it?" He asked with a big smile on his face.

"Great! I mean, no!" Naruto came out into the hall,

"Bye, Sasuke, until next time." He said, seductively, I turned to him,

"There's not gonna be a next time!" I yelled back. And there he was, in all his sexiness, wearing my boxers.

I rubbed my nose bride under my glasses,

"Jashin help me..." I mumbled going down the stairs. Naruto followed my again and tossed my his keysat me when I got to the foot of the stairs. They hit me in the back of the head.

"Take my car. You didn't bring yours, and there's no chance of getting a cab around here." I bent over to pick them up, and cringed, realising the affects of last night. My eyes widened at the pain, and I bit my lip to hold back the yelp of pain, I wanted to let out.

When I got to his car, and unlocked it, I sat down. And sighed in pain. Was I to pay this price, every time I had sex with him.

No.

Because it wasn't gonna happen again.

No more distractions, I started the car and as I drove away, I acquired a piece of information.

"He'll have to come pick up his car eventually. Shit."

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