Compulsive Noties

I'm sure the readers of Not Your Average Drunk Tail are pretty pissed, cuz I keep posting new chapters here, but I can't help it...I like this story...and I've run out of ideas for the other one...But for those who are reading it, I'll try to work on a new chapter soonn. And Sasukes gonnna have to accept the fact that he's gay sooner or later.

Sasuke:I am not!

Okay...whatever...

I pulled up into the front of my shop with his car. Which, in reality, was a very nice car. And despite the fact that in truth, I didn't like driving to work, I drove that car to work just in case he came to pick it up.

Even though I didn't wanna see him again.

Oh but I did, so bad. But it wasn't that which bothered me the most. It was Lee.

The first day after the little fiasco, I had to return to work. A day in which I didn't like the fact I kept it open on Sundays. The worst part was, I hadn't quite worked that limp out of my walk, and even though as the day passed it became easier to walk, Lee had eyes like a Hawk.

"Sensei?" I sighed as I continued logging books into the computer,

"Yes, Lee?"

"Were you..." He paused as his eyes narrowed to slits,

"Limping...today?" My typing stopped as I looked up to the school boy,

"Limping? Why on earth would I be limping?" He sauntered over, and I could almost see the Shurlock Holmes jacket hanging loosely off his wiry frame.

I turned to him, and proped myself up on the desk,

"Is this an investigation, or are you actually work?"

"Oh, I've got things to do, yes, but this is important."

"Lee, can't you just except the fact that I have not been limping?"

"That I cannot do, due to the fact that you are being way over protective about this?" I sighed.

"Sensei, Sensei, please do not make rude remarks. Now, please walk around the corner of the desk, and to that bookcase." He argued pointing to the far bookcase.

"Fine." I sighed once again. I sucked up the pain and walked as normally as I could to the bookcase, and back. I would let all this out once he left the room.

"Okay, Uchiha-sama. You passed. But I'm on to you." He exclaimed exiting the room, making the 'I'm watching you" sign with his hands and eyes.

"Uhh..."I cringed under my breath, and grabbed my sensitive area.

"Ah-hah!" Lee boasted

"Shit." I mumbled quietly,

"Lee, it's not like that at all, you see I backed up into-"

"Lies!" He yelled,

"No I really-"

"Lies!" He yelled once more, with more force,

"I watched you the whole time, you backed up into nothing!" He accused, finger pointed at me. I rolled my eyes and began to rub the nose bridge, under my glasses.

"So...Uchiha-saaaaan, who was it?" He asked leaning in. I slapped his forehead with my palm, just as said man walk threw the door.

Naruto ran his fingers threw his hair,

"Bad time?" Lee turned around to look at the voice,

"It was you wasn't it?" He cried, with a smile on his face.

"Lee. Go. Home." He made his way over toward Naruto.

"What? No! It's just getting good around here!" He grinned sitting in one of the chairs. I limped around the front desk to Naruto,

"You are limping!"

"Lee! Just leave!" I returned to Naruto.

"Yes in fact it is a bad time." Lee pulled out his camera and snapped a photo,

"Lee! Go!" I yelled, pointing to the door.

"Fine..." He sighed. I turned my attention back on Naruto, as Lee went to go get his stuff from the back room.

"Is there a reason you came?" Lee took another picture.

"Lee, I swear to Jashin, if you don't go home..." I gave him a dirty look, and he ran back into the room.

"Okay, I'm sorry, but now is not a good time."

"I see that." Lee made his exit and said while leaving.

"I don't get off for another hour you know..."

"I know."

"I better get paid for this."

"Lee, you will!" He went out the front door.

"He has never acted like that before." I saw another flash come from outside, I gave him one more dirty look before he actually left.

"Well...that was...different..." I sat down, slowly, and took off my glasses.

"In my defense, I'm not usually like that." I protested,

"I'm sure...anyway, um I need my car back." I stood up to go look for the keys,

"Yeah I assumed you might want that...wait, how did you get here anyways?" He shrugged,

"I walked..." My jaw dropped a little bit,

"That's about two or three miles..."

"Ehh, I needed the exercise."

"Oh, no you don't." I mumbled heading back to behind the desk.

"What?"

"Oh, nothing."

"No, tell me." I pulled out the keys and shifted uneasily.

There were two reason why I didn't want to tell him what I said:

The first of which being, I didn't want to think about it. I was already on the verge of an erection, and any more thought would send me to full tent mode.

Two: I was suppose to have forgotten everything that happened that night? Right? How was I suppose to not remember how I got there, but remember him naked.

That made no sense.

"I didn't say anything." I replied calmly, tossing him the keys.

Then I regretted leaving my glasses out there. My pants were getting tighter, and in no time it would be noticeable.

I non-shalontly made my way to the table,

"Well I have two hours 'til I can close down." I picked them up, almost out of the clear, and slid them on my face. That's when he whispered in my ear,

"I still need those boxers back." So seductively, and control was lost.

"Naruto, that is the least of my concerns." I said sternly walking away.

Then I made mistake number two:

Not walking all the way behind the desk. I stopped right in front and turned around to face him,

"Now excuse me, I have things to do." I was about to turn around when Naruto yelled,

"Wait! You could at least give me a non-gay hug?" He pouted. I could see the smile on the rims of his lips, but I ignored it.

Mistake number three.

"Fine." He walked over and wrapped his arms around me. And grind his erection against mine,

"Liar..." I moaned, realising what he was doing, I pushed him away.

"G-go! I can't focus with your...your...constant distraction!" He grinned,

"I have you right where I want you. I'll be back for my boxers, and you."

"No!" I spat.

But in my mind I was thinking,

'Looking forward to it.'

Little charmer ehh? That's what you get Sasuke, letting yourself be taken like that..tsk tsk tsk...