(Chapter three! Sorry I haven't updated, but I promise this will make up for the long wait!)

(FLASHBACK!) He kissed me on the lips. THAT IDIOT STOLE MY FIRST KISS!

(Raven's POV)

He pulled away from the kiss and said, "Good. That shut you up." He had that stupid grin on his face. I got so pissed off, I punched him straight in the nose. The punch knocked him down flat on his back. Both of his nostrils were bleeding when I got through with him.

What he said something that like, "Damn! Why did you do that?"

"Why did I do that? I'll tell you why. YOU STOLE MY FIRST KISS, YOU B*STARD!"

He reached into that stupid hat of his and pulled out a roll of toilet paper, ripped off two squares, put each one in ach nostril, and put the roll back in that hat. He got up and said, "First kiss? I thought that may have been your millionth kiss. Since, you know, you're so pretty. In fact, you're so pretty, I could do this again." He leaned in again and kissed me AGAIN! I pulled away and punched his know-at-all face. I think he lost a couple of teeth from that. "Why do you keep doing that?"

"WHY? YOU KEEP DOING THAT ROMANCE CRAP ON ME! AND YOU KNOW I HATE IT. AND. I. HATE. YOU!" I ran away from him. I just ran through the large corridor, not knowing where I was going. I don't know why, but I had tears in my eyes. I knew I hated him, but I felt as if I never should have said that. It was all very confusing!

I stopped my running when I came upon a very peculiar room. It was circular, and all around the room were doors of all shapes, colors, and sizes. I turned around three hundred and sixty degrees. Every door was closed, and, again, I couldn't find my way out. "Ugh! Not again! First not getting the directions outta that dork of a hatter, now this? Can my life get any worse?"

"Careful what you wish for, now. You just might get it." said a new voice. It wasn't like that $$hole's voice. This one had more of a Romanian accent. I looked around to find the owner of the voice, but couldn't find it. "You-hoo! Over here!" said mystery voice. I turned toward the voice and I was awestruck.

I pinched myself. There was pain, alright. "Y-you a-a float-ting . . . C-c-cat. First that guy who is most likely on drugs, now floating cats." The cat was white with some blood red tips and blue and green eyes. "Where are the camera's? I know I'm on Punk'd! Just come on out! I wanna go home!" I went on my knees and started crying in my hands.

"Oh, there's no reason to cry. Heck, I'm sure you'll make a great queen."

"NOT YOU TOO!" I looked up at him and saw a scared look on his face. "FIRST THAT CRACK HEAD! NOW ODDLY COLORED CATS! I CAN'T TAKE THIS CRAP ANYMORE! THIS IS ALL JUST P!$$ING ME OFF!" I continued to cry in my hands. I hated all of this! I didn't know what to do. I was taken out of my home to over throw someone I've never met. My first kiss was stolen by some idiot. I can't go home. Now I'm trapped in this place known as 'Underland.' I really was getting sick of this crap.

"I just remembered! I haven't introduced myself yet! My name is Jagger Maxwell. But in the royal court, I'm known as the Cheshire Cat, or Ches for short."

I looked up to see a very friendly smile on the cat. Though it seemed a little to big. "Raven Madison. Nice to-hic-meet you."

"So tell me. How did you get here in the first place? I would very much like to know."

"It's a long story."

"Don't worry. I'm all ears," and with that, his whole body disappeared with only his ears showing.

I was quite surprised to see this. "Is that n-normal?"

He re-appeared. "Oh, it's just a little bad habit of mine. You get used to it after a while."

"Okay. *sniff* I'll try." So I told him my story with crucial detail. Then I got to the kiss. "I just can't believe he did that. I barely know him, yet he kissed me? And twice? Why?" I started crying again.

Ches started to pat my back with his fluffy paw. "Shh, it's okay, it's okay. If you know our Hatta, he is quite the flirt. Trust me, he makes all the girls swoon over him."

"Girls actually think he's hot? Oh wow! I can't believe it! I'll admit it. He is a little cute, but he's so annoying! He didn't even know where we were when I fell down that hole! He thought we were London, for God's sake! What's his frigging problem? Please tell me why my life went down the hole, Jagger. By the way, no pun intended. Just please tell me." I looked at him with begging eyes. I was still on my knees.

"Well, let me get to my human form to answer that." In a flash he was human. He looked, well, awesome. His hair was like his fur when he was in cat form, but his hair lightly covered his blue and green eyes. Luckily, he was wearing clothes. His outer wear was a white shirt that said 'Fly As A Cat :3', black cargos, and combat boots. He held out his hand for me to take. I took it, and he helped me up. When I was fully standing, I saw that he was a little taller than me, but only by a few inches. He seemed to be, like, fifteen, but was much more mature. Unlike that crack-head, Alexander.

I looked into his eyes, our hands still touching. I don't know exactly why, but I felt as if this moment I was sharing with Jagger was supposed to be shared someone else, not him. But I felt so electrified. And in his eyes were something I thought I would never see in my life! Caring, compassion, and maybe even love. I never wanted to break this moment. He started to lean in and slowly closed his eyes. I did the same. His free hand grabbed my other. And, finally, our lips met. It was much better that Hatta's kiss. (A/N: I have no idea why I did this! I was hoping to avoid this! But it looks like it was inevitable.)

(Hatta's POV)

She punched me after I kissed her for the second time. I lost some teeth, but since I was a vampire, it didn't hurt that much. I fell on my butt . . . Again. "Why do you keep doing that?" I asked, though I already knew the answer. I kept trying to woo her.

"WHY? YOU KEEP DOING THAT ROMANCE CRAP ON ME! AND YOU KNOW I HATE IT. AND. I. HATE. YOU!" She turned around and started to run off.

I wouldn't blame her. I kissed her twice, and she hated both of them. I yelled at her when she thought I was joking about her destiny. I even pushed her down the entrance to Underland. Why must I be so horrible? I got up and started to run after, though I didn't call her name. I didn't want her to know I was following her. (A/N: Me: Alexander, you pervert! Alex: Why am I a perv? Me: You're following Raven, even though she hates you! Alex: grumble, grumble.)

I got to the end of the corridor to find the door to the circle room locked. "Crap." I put my ear to the door to hear a conversation going on. "What the hell . . ."

"I just can't believe he did that. I barely know him, yet he kissed me? And twice? Why?" I heard her cry. Ugh! I felt horrible! I tried to get her on my side, and she hates my guts. Then I wondered, who was she talking to?

"Shh, it's okay, it's okay. If you know our Hatta, he is quite the flirt. He makes all the girls swoon over him." Omigod! She was talking to Jagger! I just hoped he wouldn't do anything to her.

"Girls actually think he's hot? Oh wow! I can't believe it! I'll admit it. He's a little cute," 'Yes! She thinks I'm cute!' "but he's so annoying!" 'Oh, crap'. "He didn't even know where we were when I fell down that hole! He thought we were in London, for God's sake! What's his frigging problem! Please tell me why my life went down the hole, Jagger. By the way, no pun intended. Just please tell me why."

"Well, let my get into my human form to answer that." Human form? Crap. When Jagger's in his human form, there's no telling what he'll do. There was silence after that. It usually takes him a second or two to change. I looked down at the door knob and saw the key hole. I looked through it and saw what I thought I never would see. Jagger had Raven in a lip-lock! And it looks like she was enjoying it!