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Compulsive Noties-

You guys, just a little back round info. 1.They exchanged phone numbers last night...not that I wrote that down, but they now have eachother's phone numbers. And I know this seems like useless information, but it will make sense later. And also, in the next chapter, your either going to meet Sakura, or all of Itachi and Kisame's friends. And when you meet their friends, I'll tell you how they met. So yeah.

Naruto and I had been chatting for nearly ten minutes, when I heard a loud, very audable groan come from the bathroom.

And we're not talking frustration.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked around. Even the the people with forks in mid-air made no notion to continue eating until all resumed in the restaurant. I sighed in relief that no other sounds followed, and also because no one was curious enough to go find out what had made that sound.

"One sec, 'kay?" I smile at Naruto. I limped, quite quickly, to the restroom to find out if my suspicions were true. I wished I could have walked normal, but thanks to last night, that looked no where in the future.

When I came in I saw those two pairs of feet inside a stall. Both facing the same way.

"Nii-san?" My foot tapped rhythmically,

"I don't know if you've noticed, but we're in a restaurant!" He shifted his weight from foot to foot,

"And, I don't know if you've noticed, but, I kinda have something in my ass!" I rolled my eyes,

"Trust me, Nii-san, everyone noticed. But none of them decided to come see." His voice went from pissed off, to a whine,

"But I wanna finish!" Kisame was still quiet,

"Pull up your damn pants, and get the hell out here!" It was times like these I wondered who was really the older one in the family.

I heard a little moan, and then the sounds of pants being pulled up. But Itachi and Kisame hadn't finished yet. Shortly after I heard the sounds of kissing, backing into something before I interrupted again,

"Do we really have to go through all this?" I sighed, and heard the kiss break, Itachi unlocked the door and stomped out.

"Cock block." He uttered, storming past me.

"Your damn right I am." I spat back. Kisame tentatively walked over to the sinks.

"Why do you do this? Every time we go out, you guys pull a stunt like this." Kisame turned to look at me,

"Okay, I swear it wasn't me! Itachi-kun dragged me in here, shoved me in the stall, and un-zipped my pants! He even turned around and stuck my member in his ass!" A look of disgust crept on my face,

"One, you have to be hard for that to even work, so don't blame this all on him. Two, why am I still talking about this...I think I'm going to leave now, before I barf..." I headed for the exit,

"Sorry Sasuke!" Kisame called after me, only to stop me with a hand on my shoulder.

"What is this?" He asked with a smile.

"What in the hell are you talking about?" I shrugged him off.

"I see your limping. Did we fall and hurt ourselves, or did we fall under someone else?"

"None of you beeswax. Now stay out of it Kisame."

"Real mature, Sasuke-kun. Real Mature. You know I'm being nice about it. And if you don't straighten your walk, Itachi-kun will pounce on that little detail faster than a lion in the jungle."

"What do you mean?" I asked turning to look at him.

"Once you leave this bathroom, Itachi's gonna notice your 'minor' step impediment. He did that to Deidara before he came 'out of the closet'. Of course...Deidara put an explosive his room later that day...not the point."

"But, he already made a statement about the fact that I've 'switched sides'. Right?"

"But he didn't pull it out into a conversation. Once he's got a conversation going, your fucked." I raised my hand and ran it over my newly shaven face.

"Your right..."

"My advice: Clean up the walk, or prepare to talk. And we all know how Itachi-kun can get when he's tuned out everyone else." I nodded.

"Thanks, Kisame!" He smile and I returned the smile before leaving.

When we got back to our seats, I leaned over to Naruto,

"Okay, that's all sorted out." I looked over at Kisame who had leaned in to talk to Itachi as well. Itachi's eyes widened and evil flames filled his glassy stare.

"Oh really? You know, now that you bring it up, your right." Itachi said, his gaze shooting over to me. Naruto turned leand in,

"Is it just me, or does your brother look like he's about to pounce over the table and eat us alive..."

"Nope, that's the vibe I'm gettin' too." Damn Kisame. He led me on to believe he was on my side.

"Fuckin Kisame." I shook my head.

"Oh Sas-u-kay-kuun! Kisame brought up something that I thought was really interesting!" I rested my chin on my hand.

"Please, Nii-san, do tell." My voice was flat and monotoned.

"You've been walking with a bit of a limp, haven't you!" I closed my eyes and pursed my lips, preparing for the blow. Naruto leaned it again,

"This isn't going anywhere good is it?"

"Nope, my dear Naru-chan. It's only just begun."

-:-

After Itachi had been escorted out of the building for yelling and jumping on tables, I marked on my chart of

Restaurants-We-Can-No-Longer-Go-To, Due-To-The-Fact-That-Itachi-Got-Us-Kicked-Out.

I was just happy this time he haddn't gotten kicked out for attacking old women, and tossing soup bowls at children.

The places we could still go to were in fact getting very slim. Not looking forward to work the next day, I forced Naruto to drive extra slow to my house. When we pulled up, twilight was setting in.

And although you would probably think 'Twilight? But didn't you go to have lunch with Itachi?' That's what you would think, but with Itachi, it is no short process. Lunch can last from two-six. Yes, we have four hour lunches.

I looked over at his big blue eyes and smiled,

"Naruto, I am so sorry for my brother's behavior...he's always been like this. There are days from kindergarten I can remember..." He leaned in and closed his eyes to kiss me,

"The shovel..."And he did, a deep passionate kiss. I broke it,

"Crying children..." He kissed me again,

"Blood everywhere..." And again,

"Police cars damaged..." And again,

"People on fire..." Eventually I just shut up, and let him kiss me. When he broke the kiss, he look at in my eyes,

"I believe I've fallen quite hard over you. And even ifyour brother's a raving lunatic...and he has a blue boyfriend, who he likes to fuck in bathroom stalls," We both laughed,

"Wait 'till you meet his friends!"

"But I don't care about any of that...'cause you see, Sasuke, the truth is, I've never really stuck to one guy. And for the first time, I feel like I could do that...for you." I smiled.

"To tell the truth...I've never really been with a guy...period...so...I feel like I could do that with you." We laughed again, and he kissed me as I tried to get out of the car.

He grabbed my hand as I had nearly made it out,

"Sasuke?"

"Hn?"

"I...I love you." He confessed,

"Naruto...I'm beginning to think I feel the same..." He let go, and I closed the door.

-:-

I was lucky it was Tuesday. Seeing as the store is opened Tuesday to Sunday, most people don't come on Tuesday, but on Wednesday. I've yet to figure out why, but it makes no difference. And since business doesn't pick up 'til around six-o-clock, and Lee gets here at four, things are pretty quiet during the day.

Could I hire someone else durring the day, cut my hours in half? Yes. Do I? No.

It's a family owned store. And I wasn't about to hand over half the time to some random person.

No.

But seeing as business was very thin at this moment, I set my thoughts on what had happened yesterday, in the car.

"I love you"

He had told me he loved me...and what had I said,

"I'm beginning to think I feel the same..." He haddn't let go of my hand because he knew it was time for me to go...he had let go...because he was hurt! Oh shit. I think i just messed up the one good thing going in my life.

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Naru

I turned over in bed, thinking about last night.

"I'm beginning to think I feel the same..." I had confessed my love to him, and that was all he had said.

What did that even mean? Did that mean he loved me, too? Did it mean he was falling in love with me? Did it mean he did love me? When I would talk to him again?

A melodic tune came from my phone, and flipped it open, and looked at the caller ID.

Sasu-chan Calling

I considered pressing the green button, talking to him, he had in fact called. I wanted to talk to him. But what if he had ment, 'I don't love you yet.'

Pick up your damn phone.

"Hello?"

"Naruto, I was afraid you wouldn't answer!"

"I was considering that."

"What? Why...oh...about last night. That's why I called." Was he calling to end it? Was he calling to tell me he couldn't do this anymore, well maybe if I just hang up...

Stay on the line.

"Naruto-kun...I didn't mean to say 'I'm beginning to think I feel the same'. I meant...I love you, too. And I do. At this moment, if you left me right now...I really don't know what I'd do."

"Sasuke-kun, when you called, I didn't want to pick up. I wanted to hang up right after you said 'That's why I called.' I wanted to the my phone at the wall so you couldn't call me any more."

"Oh...well if that's how you feel-"

"Because I thought you were going to break my heart. Sasuke, I love you, and right now, there's nothing in the world standing in my way...except maybe Sakura..."

"Who?" I sighed,

"I'll have to introduce you to her, if you want to be a part of my life."

"I do!"

"Well, let me just warn you, she's a part of my life from the times when my door swung both ways. And although I'm no longer interested in women, she still has the hotts for me. And although she'll act like the best bg sister in the world, the moment I walk out of the room, she'll try to scare you out of my life faster than you can count to three."

"In other words, if she can't be the girlfriened,"

"She'll be the over protective sister. Right."

"Okay, Naruto-kun. Don't worry she won't scare me away!" Let's hope not.

Okay, so I decided the next chapter will be about Meeting the Families! But the thing is, Naruto's only family is Sakura, and Sasuke's family is the Akatsuki! They're like his...uncles. Except Kisame of course. So he calls them all uncle-... you know. But anyway, yeah, they've know Itachi since that incadent in Kinder-k. I bet your all wondering 'What the hell happened there?!'

I'd like to know too...heh heh heh