Compulsive Noties
To all my fans, I am so sorry I was MIA for so long. Shit happend. hah. But anyhoo, not only did we get to meet his family, but we get to meet a NEW side of 'Sasuke, The Book Keeper.' And anyways, I'm sure once I get strapped to my house, and not aloud to go anywhere, I'll be back to my steady writing habbits. Side note, been stickam-ing quite a bit more. It's become my new addiction. and I've figured out how to rid myself of the pervs, TELL UM I READ GAY PORN! hah. they leave so quick, it's funny.
When Sasuke's laughter came to it's end, he grabbed my hand,
"Come on, Naruto, let's go check on dinner."
This place was bigger then it led on. I mean we had been here all day, but I had only been on all the other floors, not the first one, and this was the most spectacular. Walking in there's a front desk, much like you'd see in a hotel, an elevator, and many artfully placed chairs. A Ballroom, to the left, and on the other side of that was the Dinning hall. When we reached the kitchen, I was still in awe by everything that I was shocked when I heard a loud old voice travel from across the restaurant sized kitchen.
"Sasu-chan!" A short old woman dressed in chef's attire, and flour on her cheeks, scurried through the large group of people. Each person working on a different dish.
"Grandma-Sui!" Sasuke called back, bending over to give her a hug.
"Where have you been, honey, your Nii-san has been going crazy without you!" They paused, then laughed hysterically.
"Oh, Grandma-Sui," He said, wiping a tear from his eye,
"You know he's already crazy." Her smile wore away when she spotted me.
"And this is...?"
"Oh!" Sasuke rushed to my side, and slid his arm into mine,
"This is Naruto." When he uttered my name I nearly melted. It sent shivers down my spine, and I had no idea why. He always said my name, and of all the times he introduced me to people this was different. I didn't know why but I knew two things as of this point. One: That the way he said it was definitely gonna get me in trouble, and I didn't know why, and Two: She was going to be my toughest critic.
She took a few steps in my direction and inspected my like I was some kinda science project.
"Hm...I don't like him."
"Come on Grandma-Sui! You've done this with every girl I bring home, and now I bring home a guy and you don't change! You could at least give him a chance."
"That's because you rarely brought home girls, now I want you out of my kitchen before you start picking at what's done. Dinner will be ready within the hour."
"Fine but if we get married-"
"Out!" She yelled, pointing to the exit. He laughed and dragged me out. I was dumbfounded by his comment, and when we arrived in the bathroom I just leaned against the wall, in a trance. He zipped up his pants and said,
"Well, if it scared you that much I was joking. Let's just put it this way, most of the shit I say to these people is just to push their buttons. 'Kay?" He headed toward the sink and turned it on.
When I realised what he said, I came from my trance, and looked down realising why she didn't like me. And why the way Sasuke had said my name had gotten me in trouble. I sighed with a smile on my face, and Sasuke continued to babble on about a subject I had been paying attention to. I walked up behind him, and wrapped my arms around his waist, and kissed his neck.
"That's too bad, because I would love to be married to you one day." I looked up at him to see what his reaction was. His eyes were wide, and his mouth was slightly parted.
"I think I know why Grandma-Sui didn't like you." I closed my eyes and nodded with a smile on my face.
"Yeah, I figured that out myself. Now, are you gonna help me out here?" He turned to look at me over his shoulder. His checks were beginning to turn a light shade of red.
"Uhm...fast..." I kissed him, as passionately as I could without Frenching it up. Breaking the kiss, he turned to look at me, his eyes fired up as I assumed mine to be as well. I moved my hand from his back to the front of his black pants. I carefully removed his glasses with my mouth, and dropped them into the sink, and removed my pants. I kissed him again, and let my tongue do what it did best, taste. And it did. I removed both our boxers and shirts.
I pushed him up against a wall, and thanked the gods that it was a big bathroom. I flipped his beautiful, pale body over and kissed softly from shoulder to shoulder. His sent was even more intoxication. I pressed my chest to his back and whispered in his ear,
"Sasuke?" He panted softly,
"Uh-huh?"
"I just wanted to let you know now, that if I never had an addiction before, you've become one for me." And I slipped inside of him, being warmed in all the right ways. And listening for my favorite part, the little gasp, and damned myself for taking things to fast. Not only did I not stretch him, but I hadn't used anything to lube myself up. To caught up in the moment yet again.
"I'm sorry." I said, letting my head fall to the back of his.
"For wha-oh, um, just...just move, don't worry about it!" I sighed and began a slow motion, and I heard him sigh as well. I was guessing it wasn't that bad. I moved in and out, and my hand traveled to his member. I waited for his command to move faster, but took the inactive to do it anyways. His panting picked up, and little moans every now and then.
"Yes..." He moaned softly, and I smiled, happy to know that I wasn't hurting him as much as I was pleasuring him. I could feel myself getting closer to climaxing. Wanting this moment to never end, but needing it to conclude, I sped up once again. His little moans getting closer together, but never getting any louder. I knew why. But when I found the spot I had been searching for, Sasuke's back arched into my stomach. Making sure I hit that spot everytime, still coming closer to climaxing for both of us, I pumped faster with my hand. Reaching the tip of ecstasy I released, and he did too, onto the wall.
-:-
Once we cleaned up and re-clothed our naked bodies, I opened the door to find the whole group, excluding Pein and Konan who I was learning were not really a part of the group, were standing outside the door. I sighed and rubbed my eyes. Sasuke came from behind me buttoning his shirt, he looked up,
"What. The. Fuck. Why the hell are you guys all sitting slash standing here?! Go! This isn't a fucking show!" They ran away giggling.
"Does that happen a lot?" I asked, as he passed me grabbing my hand.
"Yes." He said, trying to walk normal, and sounding quite pissed.
"But you don't being home girls a lot..."
"I know. Let's just say, in this situation, I haven't been caught, but...others much like it." He went quiet as we entered the room and through me on the couch. It a large room filled with art, and a coffee table. Surrounded by many couches, and chairs. Most the chairs were filled with giggling men, all except Sasori, who had obviously just been sitting here when they ran in. His blank expression told no tales. Sasuke tapped his foot with his head faced down, hand shielding his eyes in a very aggressive manner.
"For the love of fuck. Can't you people act you age for three seconds? I mean come on, Deidara, really?" He stopped his child-like laughter, and looked back at him, sadness covering his face.
"Why would you blame me?"
"Oh, shut the fuck up, Dei," Hidan cut in,
"We all know, including Sasuke, that it was your idea to listen to them fuck. And anyway I don't think you noticed, but we all stopped fuckin' laughing about thirty seconds ago. Fuckin' idiot."
"Dinner's ready when you are!" 'Grandma-Sui' called from the kitchen.
"Okay!" Tobi called back.
"Um, anyways, thanks Hidan, for being so blunt, and discourteous." He cleared his throat, before returning a sarcastic remark.
"Yeah, any time fuck face." Sneering, he stood up,
"Gonna go get Pein and Konan." He exited.
"Anyways, Deidara, please refrain from gathering groups to listen to what me and Naruto choose to do in our free time."
"Naruto and I." He corrected.
"Does it really fucking matter! Come on, Naruto let's go sit down." He grabbed my hand and dragged me out, yet again. Only this time I noticed his limp was still lingering. For the uke his seme tendencies were sure shining through.
"You gonna clean that mess up you made in the bathroom?" Itachi asked, just as we were about to leave,
"No." Sasuke stated.
When we got into the dinning room, we sat next to each other and he sighed placing his palms on his forehead, and enter-locking his fingers. I slightly lifted one palm, and his eyes stared me down apologetically.
"Naruto-"
"Don't worry about it. In a world full of crooks and lies, family is the one thing, stable or unstable, that we can't trust to be true. This is your true family. I like them, they're not dull." I smiled.
"Your smile is breath taking." He stated.
"One question, weren't you and Deidara just laughing and merry making a few hours ago?"
"It's a love hate relationship. This happens..." I nodded, giving some sound of understanding.
Pein and Konan came in followed by the group of boyish men, talking amongst themselves. Pein and Konan took to either sides of the table, and everyone took seats next to or across their counter parts. As the last person sat down, 'Grandma-Sui' came scurrying in.
"Now, now, children, quiet now." The swinging doors closed behind her, and she took a step to the side. Her hat took a moment to catch up to the rest of her little body.
"Alright, I have everyone's favorite tonight due to the..." She gave me a dirty look,
" 'Visitor'." She whistled as the carts came rushing out with multiple trays on them, everyone being served by the many people waiting on each man, and the woman. A few more people came out and each person had another person standing next to them, even I, holding the napkin that covered the food. Naming each dish, and it's owner, the 'Waiters' pulled off the napkins. Me being the last person around the tabled her voice dropped to a monotone.
"And for you Naruto...a grilled cheese sandwich. I didn't know what you'd want." She scrunched her nose and began to leave the room not before snapping her fingers, with that each person piped a sycronized 'Thank you, Grandma-Sui', Me following shortly after.
"Enjoy." And she left. Now, most people would be a bit ticked, seeing as the other dishes consisted of things like, Shrimp Scampi, Str Fry, and Stake. But I didn't mind, grilled cheese was my favorite, even if it wasn't the most...exciting.
Sasuke looked at the meal, then at me realising how little she had given me. I smiled again, picking up a half and taking a bite.
"Oh...sorry..." He said, sighing.
"Don't be, I love grilled cheese!" He smiled back,
"I love you." He whispered.
"I love you, too." I whispered back, as if it was a secret. Conversation started, and after I had nibbled though my entire sandwich, I decided to make myself known.
"So...um...Itachi, what is it that this company, that payed for all this shit, makes?" Silence crowded the table, and I looked around.
"What is it that youdo, Naruto?" I stopped.
"No. I want to know what you do."
"Um..."
"I'll tell you what I do, if you tell me." A confused look spread across Sasuke's face.
"Yeah. I don't believe I've ever asked that question myself. What is it that you do?" Tobi coughed.
"Sasori, you never talk, you tell them." Itachi called to the end of the table. Sasori cleared his throat and ran his fingers through his hair.
"Akatsuki is the number one distributed of all things sex. S.M things, B.D.S.M things, Sex toys, costumes. You name it, we make it."
We both pushed our plates away.
"Done." We said in unison.
"Well, it doesn't matter, you can be done, you can think less of us, we don't care. And anyway you can't go home tonight." Kisame stated.
"Dammit." Sasuke swore under his breath,
"We didn't leave before six-forty-five."
"And...?" I asked still confused.
"The building's locked down, no one's getting out, let alone in."
"That's fine, I guess." I smiled.
"We can stay in my room. Thank god for my king sized bed." He sighed.
"Come on, we can go watch TV or something." Sasori was wrong, but he was close. We stood up and left, while everyone watched making no comment.
-:-
Dinner wasn't half as exciting as I had imagined, I though things would be flying, and shit would be everywhere. But things had gone quite well. How boring.
We sat on the foot of his bed, with the lights off, my hand on his, watching TV. I tilted my head back to look at him.
"Saaasukeee..."I trailed off, falling on my back.
"What is it, Naruto?" He said turning to look at me.
"I'm bored." The sound of crashing, and foot steps followed my words.
"Yeah?" He responded, trying to figure out what the sounds were. It wasn't long 'til we heard a slammed door, and the sound of a body being dropped onto a bed, and it struck me what was happening.
"You do know whats going on right?" He asked standing up to turn off the TV.
"I'm pretty sure..." Sasuke smiled in the dark, and I heard a moan come from the room next door.
"What are these walls made of, paper?" He un-buttoned the top three buttons on his shirt,
"Sasuke...?" He hopped on me, and began to kiss me.
"Naruto there are only two things we can do, listen to those two, or make sounds of our own to cover theirs. You choose."
"But...your...pain...why...I don't wanna hurt you anymore." I said looking up.
"Your brain says you don't want to, but I think your body disagrees." And we both knew it was.
"This is not the Sasuke I met in the book store."
"Oh yes it is, that Sasuke's just horny."
Oi! Sasu-chan your confusing the readers with your persinality switches! Stop it!
Sasuke: Sorry. i'll try, but...when your alone with Naruto, and hor-
YOUR DONE!