Compulsivee Noties

Alright everyone. You have full permission to chop me up into little itti bitti peices and feed to to the dogs. I'm been a bad writer, and have been posting chapters. But have no fear, school is here. I should be able to stay more focused. But here is the chapter. I'm sorry for being MIA for so FREAKIN long. Hop this never happens again. week max hopfully.

Wish me luck at my new school-same as last year, still adapting.-

Fehh.

It didn't take long for him to get his way with me. And morning came all to soon. Rolling out of bed I looked around for a bathroom, but of course, that would be to easy. I opened the door and looked around, making sure the coast was clear I tip-toed over to the bathroom and looked around and there was Itachi. Butt naked. Making coffee.

"Good Morning, Naruto!" His sing song voice held steady in my ear. Cursing beneath my breath, I lifted my hands to cover his body, and looked away.

"Oh, good morning, Itachi..." I headed toward the bathroom, at a little bit of a fast pace, in hope that he wouldn't go into a hugging festival. After successfully making it to the bathroom and locking it I made my way over to the toilet. An audible knock arose from the door.

"I'm sorry, Naruto, does my being nude scare you?" I could almost see his back pushed against the door frame, twirling his hair, looking at the coffee in hand. I cleared my throat.

"Uhm, not so much scare...just...surprised..." I mumbled.

"It's just I was born in my birthday suit, why shouldn't I be aloud to walk around in it. It's okay, Naruto, the cops don't like it either. Yeah so anyways," Was he gonna put pants on? I finished up and headed for the sink.

"Last night," I opened the door and rushed past him, hopin to make it back to the room in time.

"I heard you with 'Sasuke'." The quotes up in the air scared me.

" 'Sasuke?' " I mimicked, turning back around. He looked at the floor, and sipped his coffee.

"Yeah, you see, Sasuke has a bit of a split personality." Oh, fucking yay.

"Who you slept with last night, that was technically Robbie, his other half. Robbie's been tucked away for sometime in Sasuke's mind, but, you must bring the crazy out of him. But like...you know how Sasuke's pretty much quiet and well mannered? Robbie isn't. He loud and quiet straight forward. I think Robbie's been gay this whole time, but Sasuke wouldn't let him have his way." I sighed realising what I had really gotten myself into.

"And Robbie usually gets what he wants. I presume the first time he laid eyes on you, Robbie hopped outta bed and started picking out your perfections. Sasuke couldn't help but fall for you as well. And despite the fact that Robbie's killed a few people before on a jealous tyrant-"

"Killed a few people? And got away with it?"

"You underestimate the power we have. Anyways, like I was saying, I could tell by the way he was moaning that you were not in bed with Sasuke anymore. I'm sure he'll be pretty pissed about that though...neither of them like sharing much. And now that Robbie's had a taste, he just won't stop. He was like that with nicotine, that's why Sasuke hates smoking so much, because for a while, Robbie had him addicted too."

"That explains why in the morning I smelled it in he air." I rubbed my nose bridge, much like I had seen Sasuke do before. This is was a Sasuke attribute. Not a Robbie.

"This is so...fucking great."

"No, don't think of it that way, Naruto. You still have Sasuke, you just have to worry about Robbie too. And Robbie only comes out when Sasuke's really extremely pissed, really truly in love, or horny, to the highest extent. So with you that's be...all the time!" He smiled and sipped his coffee. I sat down on the couch, and rubbed the side of my face.

"But Sasuke's probably in there now...and he doesn't like being awoken early in the morning, unless it's a work day. So, lets you and me chat." He said patting my knee. He sat down across from me and rearranged his lower half belongings and crossed his legs. I wasn't sure if he felt the air get thick like I did.

"Could you please put some pants on? For my sake?" He looked up, and smiled again.

"Oh, yeah...okay." He stood up and walked over to the room. I was glad he was putting pants on, because besides the fact that I though that Sasuke probably wouldn't get the wrong idea seeing me sitting across from Itachi, him being naked, he was beautiful naked. It wasn't like I'd never seen a naked man or not, and Sasuke was all the man I needed, but perfect bodies must have run in the family. From neck to toe. I should know I've seen many naked bodies in my day.

He walked back on with boxers on, "So, does Sasuke black out when Robbie comes to town?"

"Somewhat. He can remember small parts. Like what's going on, but that's about it."

"Hmm."

"Anyways, what is it that you do?"

"Well...I'm a model. A male model." I pronounced.

"Oh, that explains why I thought I had seen you somewhere..." He trailed off. It took me a while to process it, but then it hit me,

"Wait...you've...seen my work?" I tried to hide the alarm in my voice.

"Well, once or twice...on the Internet...yeah...I just can't remember where..." My eyes shot around the room, nervousness beinging to compel my body.

"Oh, now I remember! You were...nude..." He smiled.

"This is one of those things you don't want me to tell Sasuke, huh?" He ask, monotoned, I nodded shyly.

"So how long have you been 'Modeling.'"

"Well, I'd like you to know, I do more than just nude modeling. and nude modeling is just the same as modeling. It the same princibles. And I'm very good at what I do. "

"I noticed." He sipped his coffee, and eyed me over the rim.

"Anyways, it's been about three years, and things are just now picking up. I've done a few shoots, and a lot of privet collections." I coughed, and continued.

"By next year, I should be on the cover of a magazine. That's my goal."

"Woah! Dream big." He quoted.

"Please. At the pace I'm moving, there's nothing in my way." Sasuke materialized at the door, rubbing his eye like a five year old. I stood up to go give him a hug, and he pushed me away.

"Don't fuckin' touch me." He spat pushing me away, and limped over to the bathroom. I looked over at Itachi confused. Had I done something? Worst yet, had he heard me?

'Sasuke's not a morning person.'There was only one time when Sasuke haddn't been freaked out, or pissed off at me when he woke up. He was obviously just butt hurt. Literaly. But just to check I rapped on the bathroom door,

"Unless you have three pounds of Advil, a bag of candy, or something long and hard I can shove up your ass, go away." I held back a chuckle and sauntered back over to the couch. Itachi leaned over the tabled and whispered,

"You must have really done him a favor, 'cause he only gets this pissed in the morning when he's had a good night." He giggled, Sasuke came back out giving him the finger.

"Love you too, Otouto."

"But he wasn't gay before me, right?"

"No he wasn't, but that doesn't mean he didn't have good nights. Let's just say, he ran off a few girls."

.-:-.
Sasu

My backside hurt so bad, it felt like if I sat on it, I would cry. I laid on my stomach and sighed. I didn't mean to be so mean. But I was sure they'd get over it. The worst part was, I could vaugly remember last night. I remembered coming in, then on and off bits from the night. It's was...odd to say the least. It didn't matter. I was fine, Naruto was fine, and my butt hurt to the highest extent. Naruto must have gone hardcore last night.

I sighed and turned my head to the TV, to click it on. I heard a light tap at the door,

"Sasuke?"

"What." I hissed over my shoulder,

"I-You know, I think I better go." I rolled over, and looked up at him, big sorrowful eyes.

"Or stay." He sighed with a smile. I rolled back to my other side, and pressed my finger behind me, telling him to lay there. He complied, and wrapped his arms around me, snuggling into my neck.

"I'm sorry your in pain, and I love you." He stated, kissing my collar bone. I turned to look at him, and raised his chin so we saw eye to eye.

"But...why do you love me? Love is a big step. Sure, I've read about it...and seen it...but...it's-" I was cut off with a kiss.

"Your too uptight. You hardly smile. A lot of the time your clothes are bland. Your mood swings are scary. Your family's scary. Their interesting. Your interesting. You'll let me kiss you when your mad. But still bust my balls for it. Your funny. Your boring. Your amazing body enchants me. Your eye's are sad, but so full of happiness. I've never felt so happy to belong to someone. I love you because...there's no one who could fulfill my requirements, love me back, and need me as bad as I need them. That, Sasuke Uchiah is why I love you." He paused awaiting for my reply I assumed. But at that very moment, I was considering if this was verbal sex, minus the dirty talking.

"I-I love you, too." Was all I could manage.

.-:-.
Naru

Sasuke fell asleep again, as we watched a movie. He was weakened, and needed as much sleep as possible to regenerate power. And kill the pain. But I had a shoot at seven, and needed to be there by five. And seeing as it was already three thirty, and I needed to go gather a few things, it was time for me to go. I slipped out of bed, leaving him a note and a kiss, and found Itachi out in the living room feet on Kisame at the other side of the couch.

"Wow." I said at the door slipping my shoes on,

"What?" Itachi called, eyes still glued to the TV set.

"I don't believe I ever seen you two alone, not going at it." I laughed,

"What'er you implying. That I can't be alone with Kisame, without needing his body." I Itachi called back again,

"Well-"

"Because if you are, then for the most part, your correct." He began to laugh himself.

"Anyways, Sasuke sleepin' in there, so if you do, in fact, start to do something, try to keep you selves quiet." I heard an agreeing sound and a gesture to get the hell out. And I followed suit.

When I opened the door, I hopped into the elevator, and pressed the ground floor button. When I reached the ground floor, there were Grandma-Sui, and Konan, consulting in a quiet manner, when they saw me, all chatter ceased. Grandma Sui stood up, more or less slid out of her chair, and sauntered over to me.

"Hello. Naruto." She hissed, much like Sasuke had done earlier.

"Listen, we don't see what Sasuke likes about you. And To be quiet frank, if it wasn't for the fact that he liked you so much, I'd try to buy you off. But, like I said, Sasuke likes you for some odd reason. But if you ever such as look at another man, we will run with it like there's no tomorrow, hunny." I nodded heading the warning as Konan gave me an evil eye. Like none I'd ever seen before, it was accopanyed by a smile, and crule taunting words.

"Take care." Each word was laced with venom, and cursing the gods that I haddn't died very painfully yet.

"We have eye's everywhere. Don't think we wouldn't catch you in the act fox." Fox? As in sneaky? God it's been years since I heard that one.

.-:-.
Sasu

When I woke up, Naruto was gone. But a note lay next to me in his place.

'Sasuke.
Had to leave for work.
Call me around noon.
I left you a kiss.
And took your car.
Missing you already,
xoxo Naruto.'

Did he always leave notes like this? But I guess we didn't always have sex in my brother's house. I peered out the door, no one was in the living room. I guess they'd left for lunch. Stepping out of the room I looked at the cable box, that read eight-o-clock.

"Holy shit! I just fell out!" I wanted to call him, but he was probably still working. And it wasn't like I could just steal Itachi's car. Could I? He could use Kisame's. I picked up the keys and made my way to the elevator.

When I reached his car and slid in, the pain that still invaded my ass made itself known. After cringing a bit, I started the sleek vihicle, and began home.

"WOAH! Dream big." - Juno.

Gotta love that crazy bastard.