Annoying Gits and sinister dudes

Elsehwere in Gotham, a meeting was taking place. Some black dude who was well known as playing Lando callrission in star wars was playing a guy who's name was Harvey Dent (who would become Two-face in the furture and even though he's supposed to be white, this dude is Black!) and he was discussing the crime and beating the hell outta each other that went on in the city.

"This place is a dangerous threat to decent people, you'd thing that the people who live here are treating other citizens like Human punchbags". The paparazzi was continuing the take photos as he proceeded to discuss the issue.

"Gotham is infested with Crime, and I, Harvey dent shall put an end to this" he hollered as he raised his fist into the air "I SHALL END CRIME AND MAKE THIS A SAFE PLACE FOR DECENT PEOPLE" he hollered.

As he went on and on, the scene is transformed into some woman's penthouse apartment where the walls were covered with photos of some Woman doing modeling and in this Woman's pentthouse apartment was this guy who had a bearing resembelence to Jack Nicholson was shuffling a deck of cards around whilst watching the lecture that Harvey Dent was giving on the 150 inch plasma widescreen tv. A tall Blonde Woman came in a dusted around his shoes.

"Decent people shouldn't live in this dump" said the Jack Nicholson look-alike. "They'd be happier if they lived in happy town or someplace like that". The Blonde Woman stopped dusting around his shoes and sat on the arm of his chair.

"You said some pretty harsh things about Carl" she whined. "Oh stop moaning Woman, he doesn't even know about us" Replied Jack coolly."Well, what will you do if he did find out about us?" the Woman asked. Jack looked at her and gave her a toothy grin. "Then I'll rip his lungs out because I'm soon gonna be a big threat to Gotham city after a freak accident involving..." the girl placed her hand over his mouth to prevent from saying anymore. "Shut up, there's people who are watching this for the first time and you're spoiling it for them" she warned.

People who are watching Batman for the first time: Yeah, stop spoiling it for us.

"Fine" said Jack as he got to his feet "now, I must admire myself in the mirror" and he walked up the mirror and adjusted his tie. The woman slunk up beside him and placed her long, elegant and feminine hand on his right shoulder. "You look fine" she said in a flirty voice. Jack turned around to look at her instead of the blasted mirror.

"Thanks for saying so, even though I didn't ask" and he walked out of this Feminine universe.

Meanwhile, back at the area where the family where robbed by the Arseholes, Police cars and a Ambulance where now blocking off the area. One of the Arseholes was being wheeled into the back of the Ambulance.

A fat copper, who they call Ecktard or whatever was discussing to another copper about what had happened to the Arseholes. "Oh come on, A giant bat beat the crap outta them?, please" Ecktard sighed as the other Arsehole was being hauled into the back or a Policecar whilst saying "it was a Giant Bat, A giant Bat". Just then, a news reporter called Alexander Knoxx had appeared out of nowhere.

"Oh great, that Annoying Git's here" Ecktard said as he tried to walk away. Unfortunatly, Knoxx had managed to catch up with him. "Hello, it's me Knoxx, the worlds most annoying news reporter and I've heard that we've had another Bat Attack" he said chirply. Ecktard shook his head in shame and said "Sorry Knoxx, but these punks slipped on a banana peel, now go and be an annoying Git elsewhere". But Knoxx wasn't determined to give up on annoying the fat dude.

"All the punks in this town are scared shitless, they say he cannot be killed, they say he drinks blood, they say...". Ecktard had cut him off and said "I say, you are so full of Shit and you are Annoying Knoxx" and he turned to leave as Knoxx continued to be annoying "is there a 6 foot Bat running around Gotham".

Ecktard had now come to some sinister area where a bunch of Sinister dudes where hanging around. One of them lifted his head up to reveal Jack Napier (the guy who looks like Jack Nicholson) wearing a big black coat and a black Pimp's hat. He grins as Ecktard walks over to him.

"Hey Ecky, I bought you a snack" he said as he tossed a Sandwich bag to the fat Bastard. Ecktard peered into the sandwich bag to reveal a Money Sandwich inside.

"What's going on?" Ecktard demanded to know. "That Black Bastard Harvey Dent has been sniffing around our front companies and I've been having a secret affair with Carl Grissom's wife. Now you will Answer to me or die". Ecktard wasn't determined to let Jack order him about. "I only answer to Grissom, not to phycos like yourself". Jack gave Ecktard his most sinister grin yet. "You better think about the furture, you should know that I'm soon gonna be a big threat to Gotham city after a freak Accident involving..."

People who are watching Batman for the first time: You're doing it again!

"Drat, I nearly gave away about what's going to happen to me later in the film again" Jack muttered. "Oh come on" Ecktard said, rolling his eyes "you ain't got no future Jack, you and number one nutboy Grissom knows it". Pissed off, Jack pushed the fatty into a wall who took a pistol out. One of the sinister dudes who had been hanging around with Jack, magicly jumped up from behind him and pointed at pistol at Ecktard. "You'd better be sure" Jack said menacingly. Ecktard hestitated then he put the gun down. "See" said Jack "you can make a good decison when you try" and he sauntered off, Chuckling.