The happiest place on earth

Carl Grissom was just coming out the shower and was whistling a happy little tune because he felt like being random. He walked over to his desk to get a good drink of brandy then probaly have a couple of goes on his space invaders game.

"Ah, now that's good brandy mixed with vodka" he sighed un unision as he heard the elevator doors go. "Ah, is that you my sugar bunny covered in icing?" he asked stupidly. He turned around and saw a siloutte of a man stood at the other end of the room. "Hello, can I help you sir?" Carl asked rather stupidly. "No, you cannot help me" replied the man who's voice was familiar.

"Jack, is that you buddy/" he asked the man who supposingly was Jack. "Yes it's me" he replied followed by that crazy laugh again. "I heard you got dunked into a vat of green goo and got fried" Carl said, he wet himself.

"FRIED?" the strange man thundered "you set me up over a woman, you gruesome son of a bitch, hehehehehehe". Carl streched his arms out and tried to reason with the other guy.

"Chill out Jack old mate. Hows about we have a couple of goes on that space invaders game and then we'll watch that new A-team tape that i've got with some nachos" he suggested. "That sounds great, I'll do that later, but not with you, heeheeeheeeheee". Carl looked uneasily and the dark silouette in front of him. "Why do you say that, hmmmmmmm?". The second person giggled again. "Because, you're going to get it mate, you are gonna feel the fire hahahahahahahahahahahahaha sucker". Carl was wetting himself again (the coward) and started wheezing.

"Please, wheeze, don't kill me Jack, you're life won't be worth shit, wheezeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee". The second figure chuckled again. "I've already been dead, it's like therapy or something like that". Carl was wheezing still and replied "cut the crap wheezeeee Jack, you're setting off my Asthma you wheeze idiot".

"Jack's dead mate" the other guy replied as he stepped out into the light. Carl wheezed even harder. Surely it was Jack but he looked different.His hair was green, his face was white as his mouth was streched into the most bizzare grin. "Oh my wheeze god" Carl wheezed "what are you, who are wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezeeeeeeeee you?" he asked as his wheezing was getting worse.

"I'm the Joker and I'm a very happy person, hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe". Carl clutched his chest and had a heart attack. "Hey, I didn't need to shoot the Arsehole hahahahahahahahahahaha" and he started moonwalking on the spot before seeing if he could get a high score on the pinball machine.

Bruce and Vicky were now in bed (what did they get up to? shudders) and Vicky was talking in her sleep.

"Oh, Bruce Waybe is so sexy, he's so sexy". Bruce blushed as he listened to Vicky muttering about him. A while later, at about 3:00am, Vicky woke up and saw the side that Bruce had been sleeping on was empty. She looked across and saw him hanging upside down on some bars. "Blimey, three in the morning and already he's working out. Yummy" she said before falling back to sleep.

Meanwhile, the Joker was talking about how boring the city was to himself.

"This city is so boring and miserable, well I'll soon fix that. It will be the happiest place on earth" and he was about to laugh again when several large men in lawsuits, carrying briefcases suddenly burst in.

"Code red, code red, we have a copyright emergency" the biggest one called out. The Joker looked dumbfounded. "You" cried one of the men. "Moi?" Joker asked, pointing at himself like he did earlier.

"Yes, you with the ridiculas grin, you have stolen the tagline that is used for Disney-world and claimed using it as a tagline for Gotham city, we have no choice but to put you up agasint the big boss of Disney-world for trial" the large man informed. Smiling like an idiot, Joker pressed a secret button under the desk and 15,0000 volts of electricity were sent through the copy-right law men from Disney world until they were charred corpses.

"That won't be neceserry, thankyou for stopping by, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha".