Zettai make!! Suman
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See? This is why I should never have flipped open another manga.
This is exactly what happens when a person who is fangirling over one manga
suddenly gets pulled into another manga's "pace".
(cough)
Here goes. The sixth crack story in here.
Oh yeah, this is GuardiansXTsuna.
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It all started on that fateful day.
Yamamoto had invited Tsuna to go eat lunch at his father's sushi shop. Of course, Gokudera insisted that he accompany Tsuna (although Yamamoto had also invited him) just in case the baseball freak finally decided to show his "evil true colors", hidden beneath his mask of a smile. The right-hand man had to make sure no one tried to do something to the Tenth Vongola boss while he wasn't there.
Because Reborn knew about Yamamoto's proposition—because Reborn just knows all—he and the rest of Tsuna's stay-in-family (aka moochers) joined the trio.
Now, the large group was sitting at the counter of the sushi bar, ordering their own sushi from Yamamoto's father, Yamamoto Tsuyoshi.
"Uni." Reborn raised a hand, fingers elegantly gesturing to the carefree chef. Bianchi (with goggles over her eyes) lifted a piece of sushi up and brought it to the baby's mouth.
"Reborn, ahh—n...!" The little hit man opened his mouth and accepted the offered sushi, causing the woman to blush and sigh happily. Only a chair away, Lambo, and I-pin sat together, laughing and eating happily, causing a ruckus in general and gaining a few curious looks from the other customers. A few objects in the room floated for a moment before falling to the table again. Fuuta sipped on a cup of green tea, letting out a small huff of contentment. Then, he smiled and pulled out his gigantic ranking book from a void that only anime characters possessed.
Tsuna stared at them incredulously. His sushi that he had ordered was still lying before him, untouched. The boy yanked his eyes away from his 'family' and he sighed heavily, sagging into his seat. Did they have no sense of self-awareness?! W-What if the customers started to run away because of their abnormalities? A hand on his shoulder brought him back from his thoughts. He turned.
"Tsuna," Yamamoto beamed at his friend, "You're not going to eat?"
"Huh?" Tsuna glanced down and gasped as he realized he had let such wonderful sushi just sit in front of him untouched. He grabbed a piece and laughed sheepishly. "Sorry, Yamamoto. I sort of got distracted." The boy pushed the sushi into his mouth and then tried his best the stifle the moan when the food almost melted in his mouth. Tsuna swallowed and then smiled brilliantly, taking another piece from the wooden board. "Your dad's sushi is so good, I can never get sick of it!"
Yamamoto laughed, "Ha ha! I'm glad you like my dad's sushi so much. You should come by more often!" His father grinned and set down a pair of uni on Reborn's plate.
"Any of Takeshi's friends are always welcome!"
Tsuna blushed lightly and rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment. "T-Thanks..."
Gokudera scoffed from Tsuna's other side and swallowed his bite of sushi before speaking. "Don't think that by having a dad who can make good sushi you'll win more points with Jyuudaime. I'm the one who's gonna be his right-hand man. You're just the shoulder blade."
Yamamoto chuckled and then shot a glance at the silver haired boy. "Gokudera, you're the earlobe."
Tsuna blinked as the boys seated on either side of him started to argue and he sighed, shaking his head while popping another piece of sushi into his mouth.
As the young Tenth Vongola boss was distracted with the wonderful seafood, Gokudera sent a smirk at the baseball fanatic.
Watch this, idiot. I'll be the one to please Jyuudaime...!
Yamamoto raised an eyebrow, observing the explosives expert's moves. Gokudera raised a hand up resolutely.
"I want a five-piece assorted sushi! With these five: AAA, BBB, CCC, DDD, and EEE."
"Hai-yo!" Tsuyoshi answered cheerily and started preparing the fish. Yamamoto's eyebrows nit together, wondering what the silver haired boy could possibly be planning. When his father finally set the finished sushi down, Gokudera tapped Tsuna's shoulder and passed the sushi he had ordered towards him.
"Jyuudaime, try this!"
"Eh?!" Tsuna gulped down the sushi he was chewing and stared at the offered five pieces with wide eyes. "B-But, wasn't this what you were ordering for yourself, Gokudera-kun?"
Gokudera put on his most charming and sparkling smile, "I got it for you, Jyuudaime! Now try it, I'm sure you'll like it!"
"Oh..." Tsuna moved his hand out hesitantly, wondering if it really were okay to take what his silver haired friend had ordered. But Gokudera continued to smile reassuringly so the young mafia boss picked up one of the sushi tentatively. Yamamoto and Gokudera watched the boy chew carefully. And then they heard a moan escape the boy's lips. Tsuna reached for another piece and then popped it into his mouth. He moaned again at the delicious taste bursting in his mouth. Yamamoto's eyes widened at every new moan Tsuna made and Gokudera's eyes gleamed. Yamamoto tensed in his seat.
T-This...! This was...!
Gokudera smirked at the baseball player triumphantly.
Exactly! This was his secret sushi combo--Five Alphabet Sushi Combo! No one could resist moaning nine times as they ate it!
Yamamoto's eyes widened as his mind worked to put things together.
Five assortments... nine moans... five... nine... five nine...!
59!
Gokudera!
The silver haired Italian grinned. Do you see how I have beaten you, baseball idiot? Admit your loss!
Yamamoto continued to stare silently at Gokudera with round eyes. But then a small smirk spread across his lips confidently. The Italian blinked in surprise. Yamamoto let out a snort and eyed Gokudera challengingly.
Did you think I would grow up in a sushi restaurant and not come up with something like that?
Gokudera's eyes widened considerably.
What?!
Yamamoto immediately pasted on a cheery smile and pointed a thumb at Tsuna. "Hey, dad. Why don't you give Tsuna something he might not have tried before? That one."
"Hai-yo!"
Tsuna glanced at his dark haired friend over the rim of his cup, blinking innocently. "Something I haven't tried?"
The baseball player grinned and nodded to his father. "Just watch and wait. It's something I came up with while I was working in the kitchen."
"Ehhh..." Tsuna's eyes shone in awe and he turned to Tsuyoshi, wondering what sort of sushi Yamamoto could have made. Gokudera snorted.
Yeah, right. Like that idiot could ever make anything good enough to match with my Five Alphabet Sushi Combo.
After a moment or so, a bowl sat in front of Tsuna and the trio stared at its contents. Inside there were a few fat slices of raw tuna with a grated white sauce on the top. Gokudera and Tsuna blinked at it for a moment before turning to look at Yamamoto curiously.
"Tuna with grated wild potato?"
Yamamoto smiled and nodded happily. Tsuna picked up his chopsticks slowly, wondering what the baseball player could do to such a seemingly simple dish. Gokudera frowned. Tuna with grated wild potato... yama-kake? But what was that supposed to do?
Tsuna lifted the piece of tuna covered in wild potato to his mouth and the two boys watched in anticipation as the boy's soft lips parted. The boy chewed for a few seconds and Gokudera chuckled inwardly. What was that? There was no reaction at all.
Hah! You've failed, baseball freak!
But the confident smirk was still on Yamamoto's face.
Tsuna paused and Gokudera turned to the boy, wondering what had happened. And then, Tsuna's chopsticks shot out for another piece and another piece until the bowl of tuna had emptied. Yamamoto laughed loudly.
"I'm glad you like it, Tsuna!"
The brown haired boy blushed, unsure of what had come over him, but he still lifted the bowl towards Yamamoto's father timidly. "May I have another one...?"
"Hai-yo!" Tsuyoshi's voice rang cheerily in the restaurant and Reborn tilted his head towards the trio, watching them in interest. When the second bowl touched the table again, Tsuna hurriedly finished it and then asked for another. Gokudera's eyes grew wide.
What... what was this?!
"More! Yamamoto-san! I need more of this tuna with grated wild potato!" Tsuna stood up in his seat, panting breathlessly, thrusting his empty fourth bowl towards the chef. Gokudera gasped at the heated proclamation by the scrawny mafia boss. What sort of magic was this?! How could sushi possess a person to do such a thing as stand up and shout for more?!
Wait...
'I need more of this tuna with grated wild potato.'
'I need more of this yama-kake.'
More... more...
Motto... motto...
Switch things around and you get...
Yama-moto...!!
Gokudera froze in his seat. Yamamoto grinned.
Tsuna finished another bowl and then sat back down, sighing in relief when he felt the sudden wave of passion for the yama-kake fade away. He turned to smile at Yamamoto and was about to thank his friend for letting him try such a wonderful dish when he stopped and gulped nervously, wondering to himself why there was a strange and intense spark flying between the two.
Gokudera growled as something alike to flames lit up in his pupils. "Fine... we'll settle this on how many plates of tuna nigiri we can eat..."
Yamamoto smiled back, flames seemingly engulfing his body. "All right, I accept your challenge. Whoever eats the most tuna before the store runs out, wins."
A bead of sweat rolled down Tsuna's head as the two boys growled at each other mentally. Yamamoto raised his hand high in the air.
"Dad! Make me some toro!"
"Hai-yo!"
Gokudera's arm shot up.
"Give me double the toro he has!"
"Hai-yo!"
"Dad, I want triple of the toro he has!"
"Hai-yo!"
"Lambo-san wants toro, too!"
"Hai-yo!"
"Oi, I want quadruple now!"
"Hai-yo!"
Tsuna watched as the two boys wolfed down and hogged all the raw tuna for themselves. The customers and the rest of Tsuna's family could only watch on in either amusement, horror, or disgust. Tsuna felt his mind go blank. All he could hear was the munching and chomping sounds of tuna nigiri in the mouths of his friends. Frankly... the sounds were oddly disturbing... but he pushed that feeling aside to settle for a few very interesting questions...
How the heck are you guys eating so much?! Where is your dad getting so much tuna, Yamamoto?! And why is your dad so calm after having you guys eat this much?!
Suddenly, the door to the restaurant slid open and a familiar blue haired teen stepped in, smiling as mysteriously as usual. Tsuna's chopsticks nearly fell to the ground and his two friends choked when they turned.
"M-Mukuro?!" Tsuna shouted, inching backwards so that his back hit the counter of the sushi bar.
"I didn't think I'd meet you today, Vongola. Your reactions are always so amusing... kufufu..." Mukuro glanced down the row of seats occupied by the Vongola family and his eyes landed on Tsuna, who shivered involuntarily. The illusionist smiled devilishly and then lifted a hand up to proudly state, "I would like sixty-nine pieces of toro, please."
What?! He was ordering sushi?!
"Hai-yo!" Tsuyoshi smiled brightly and gestured towards one of the seats, welcoming the man.
Yamamoto, Tsuna, and Gokudera gaped at the young man settling down in a seat a few chairs away. The illusionist blinked and then turned to stare at them with his red and blue eyes.
"What?"
Tsuna smiled sheepishly and scratched the side of his cheek. "Ehh... what are you doing here, Mukuro...?"
Yamamoto and Gokudera exchanged looks. That was a good question... but the true question that had been bothering them was...
What was with that number?! Sixty-nine? And was the illusionist planning on eating all of it himself?!
Mukuro chuckled and propped his head up with a hand against his cheek. He continued to watch Tsuna, who had started to sweat under the other boy's gaze. And then, Mukuro spoke suggestively.
"Why else would I be here, Sawada Tsunayoshi?"
Gokudera growled and rose from his seat. "Stay away from us, Mukuro! We'll never let you take Jyuudaime's body!"
The blue haired illusionist laughed. "No, you've misunderstood, Vongola. I'm just here to have some sushi...!"
"Wuh...?" Tsuna and Gokudera stared blankly at Mukuro. Even the customers unrelated to them stared blankly. Obviously, a person with such a mysterious and dangerous aura would have a more impressive motive for coming to a sushi restaurant... he wouldn't just come here to eat...!
Or... maybe he really was hungry and wanted to come eat...?
A huge platter full of sixty-nine tuna nigiri touched the table and Mukuro smiled at the pineapple pattern all the sushi had been placed in. The blue haired illusionist chuckled and shifted his eyes onto Yamamoto's father, who was beaming at him happily.
"Oya, I didn't think you would remember me."
"Of course I would!" Tsuyoshi laughed, "You're the first customer who's ever come into my shop asking me to make sixty-nine toro nigiri and to place them on a huge platter in a shape of a pineapple!"
What?!
Tsuna and his friends gaped at the two. W-Why were they so friendly...? It just didn't seem right...
Yamamoto scratched his head. Wait... his dad never told him about meeting a person who wanted sixty-nine toro in the shape of a pineapple...
The elusive convict finished his friendly conversation with Tsuyoshi and then returned to smile at Tsuna, who immediately tensed in his seat. Mukuro chuckled and then picked a piece of sushi from the platter, gobbling it up before shifting his eyes to gaze at Tsuna again. The boy gulped and squirmed nervously under the illusionist's eyes.
Yamamoto and Gokudera frowned at Mukuro, disliking the look he was giving their best friend. Plus, Mukuro was eating that platter of tuna sushi too quickly for their liking! They were about to demand that the illusionist stop harassing Tsuna or otherwise face the consequences when the blue haired teen stood up, lifting the platter up in his hands.
'Ohh!' the customers in the restaurant chorused as Mukuro strolled casually over to the trio, carrying the large platter. And then, he stopped in front of Tsuna, who had turned around so that he could keep his eyes on the dangerous young man. Mukuro plucked another piece of tuna nigiri from the platter and slowly bent over. The trio froze, wondering what the frightening man was trying to do. Mukuro smiled and then spoke.
"Tsunayoshi-kun, say 'ahhh—n'...!" The blue haired illusionist chuckled as Tsuna blushed slightly and his two friends beside him turned to stone.
What?!
He wasn't planning on eating all sixty-nine by himself! That guy was going to hand feed Tsuna part of it...!
That damn, sly bastard... Gokudera ground his teeth together, watching in fury as Mukuro directed the piece of sushi towards Tsuna's mouth, waving it tantalizingly in front of him and trying to get the boy's mouth open.
Yamamoto frowned slightly, watching Mukuro in dissatisfaction. I won't let you hand feed Tsuna first...! Especially not with my dad's sushi!
Just as Yamamoto and Gokudera were about to make a counterattack on a smiling Mukuro, who was about to forcefully press the sushi into Tsuna's pink lips, the door slid open once more. The people inside slowed to a stop, all eyes fixed on the entrance of the restaurant.
"Ah!" Tsuyoshi's eyes lit up as he saw the new customer. "Irashaimasen!"
Tsuna's eyes went round and his jaw went slack. "H-Hibari-san?!" Why would the uncontrollable delinquent who hated crowds end up in here?!
Hibari froze when he saw all the people staring at him. Then, his eyes darkened and he slowly lifted up a tonfa. "Why are there all these herbivores gathering in here right now?"
Yamamoto's father laughed sheepishly. "Well... usually they leave earlier but I think they were distracted from their food by my son's friends! Ha ha ha!"
Hibari's eyes scanned over the room and the customers jumped in their seats. They hurriedly fished out a few wads of cash and slapped it on the table before scurrying outside so that they didn't have to be under that young man's scrutiny anymore. Hibari's gaze, after scouring through the customers and scaring them away, finally landed on the group sitting along the sushi bar. His eyes narrowed sharply when he found Mukuro standing in front of Tsuna with an enormous platter of tuna nigiri, hand held out to feed the shorter boy. His grip immediately tightened on his tonfa and he pressed a button, releasing the spikes in his weapons. The dark haired disciplinary leader rushed forward and then the sound of steel clashing against staff rang in the restaurant. Mukuro smiled, holding his staff firmly.
"Oh? First the Vongola. Now, Hibari Kyouya. Today is quite full of surprises, isn't it?"
"Shut up."
And then the two pushed apart, fighting at speeds no one could see.
"Wah!" Tsuna cried in surprise when the two started battling each other, "Hibari-san! Mukuro! S-Stop! You'll ruin Yamamoto-san's restaurant!"
But the two combatants continued, blocking each other's hits with consecutive blows. As the battle raged on, Tsuna noticed that I-pin's forehead had changed into the pin-zu countdown while no one had been paying attention.
"HIIEE! I-PIN!" The baby girl was clinging onto Lambo and the baby boy was trying to shake the other baby off of him. Tsuna left his seat to pry I-pin off of Lambo and then he sped to the front door, tossing the human bomb into the sky as hard as he could. A huge explosion erupted, causing a pulse of dust to scatter across the ground. Tsuna sighed and glanced over his shoulder. His jaw dropped. They were still fighting?! And no one was even paying attention to what had almost happened!!
Yamamoto smiled uneasily as the two young men came close to breaking a table. Gokudera snorted and shook his head at them in pity. Those two guys sure were hopeless, always fighting every time they saw each other. On the other hand... something was bothering him.
Where had that enormous platter gone? The one that Mukuro had been holding earlier? With all of that toro?
He glanced left and right and finally he found what he was looking for. The platter of tuna nigiri was lying on the table where Tsuna had been sitting at previously. The silver haired boy stared at the sushi all displayed neatly for him to eat. It was as though they were waiting for him to eat them. He smiled. No one was looking now, so he should sneak a few bites in to win that match between him and Yamamoto. He reached a hand towards the platter when another hand reached out to grab his own. Gokudera looked up in surprise.
Yamamoto smirked, hand locked firmly on the other's arm.
Not a chance...
Gokudera scowled and then raised an eyebrow defiantly.
Oh yeah? Try and stop me!
The two pair of irritated males battled fiercely and Tsuna stared at both with an open mouth. "HEY! Stop it, guys! The store!!" When the four boys ignored him, the young Tenth Vongola boss sighed heavily and then, after catching I-pin, he stomped towards his chair, placing I-pin down in it. The boy leaned over to reach for the large platter of sushi and with both of his hands, he held up two pieces of the sushi. Tsuna turned to Mukuro and Hibari. "Will you listen already?!" He ran forward with the two pieces of nigiri in his hands and then shoved them perfectly into the boys' mouths.
Reborn calmly sipped the cup of green tea sitting on the table. "Just for the record, Leon and I didn't do anything this time."
Hibari and Mukuro stopped in their tracks, blinking at the brown haired boy in surprise. Yamamoto and Gokudera paused to watch their best friend as well.
Tsuna blushed under the combined stares and hastily inched back to his spot at the sushi bar. "Umm... n-n-nothing... I-I just wanted y-you guys to eat... the good tuna sushi...?"
Mukuro and Hibari stared at the boy for a few more seconds before regaining themselves and chewing their respective sushi that Tsuna had forcefully fed them. They swallowed. And then the blue haired illusionist chuckled.
"That was bold of you, Tsunayoshi-kun. Why don't I feed you so we can call it even?"
He started to move back towards Tsuna so he could pick up where he had left off.
But a sound of something heavy hitting the floor stopped him. Mukuro glanced over his shoulder curiously and then his eyes widened.
Hibari had pulled out a large briefcase from the black void under his jacket. He kicked the top open, revealing rows upon rows of cash. Some even stained with blood.
"I will be taking all the tuna in this store."
WHAT?!
Gokudera shot up from his seat. "You can't do that! You can't just buy all the tuna in here!"
Yamamoto stood up as well. "Yeah, if you did, we wouldn't have any tuna left for the other customers in the evening!"
Tsuna and his stay-in-family sent pointed looks at Yamamoto. Then why were he and Gokudera trying to eat all of the tuna before...?
Hibari smiled cruelly and slid his tonfa out. "Then, I'll make sure no customers who want tuna will come... Should I start with you two? Or..." He frowned when he saw Mukuro touch a piece of tuna nigiri on the large platter. "...you?"
"Hiiee!" Tsuna shivered when he felt Hibari's glare come close to hitting him. Mukuro didn't even flinch as he was caught trying to eat a piece of tuna sushi. He chuckled and shrugged his shoulders.
"Well, these can't count as yours, Hibari Kyouya. I paid for them, so they are all mine."
Tsuyoshi laughed and lifted an index finger. "Actually, you haven't paid for them yet."
"Oya? Is that so..." Mukuro turned towards the chef and started fishing around in his pockets. "My apologies." As a wad of bank notes hit the counter—and Tsuna started wondering to himself how they could leave all this money lying around in the restaurant—Hibari's lips twitched down in a frown. He was about to send his tonfa to Mukuro's cheekbone when Tsuyoshi addressed him cheerily.
"Oh right, Hibari Kyouya-san! How do you want your tuna?"
The black haired delinquent paused and then lowered his hands slowly, holding back his irritation. He stiffly made his way to a seat far away from the others and then muttered, "I'll have chirashi with a side of toro. Treat them all to the regular. And give him the special." He nodded towards Tsuna, who shrieked in fright, wondering what 'the special' could possibly be.
"Hai-yo!"
The three other boys gaped at him. Hibari was treating them to sushi?!
Yamamoto whipped his head around to stare at his father. And wait, when had Hibari become a regular here...?!
Hibari ignored them and started mixing the soy sauce and wasabi in preparation. In a few seconds, Tsuyoshi set down eight plates for the people present at the sushi bar. Gokudera, Yamamoto, and Mukuro leaned in to study the food presented on the plate. What was this...? Reborn snorted and pushed the plate away, settling for a piece of toro instead. Tsuna also glanced at their plates. Each of them held a slice of white bread with mold growing on it, spelling out the words, 'Tadayasu'. Was that supposed to be edible...?! And this wasn't even sushi!
Wait!
'To grow mold.'
'To brew mold.'
'Kabi kamosu.'
'Kami kamosu.'
Kami korosu...?!
The boys stared at their plates blankly. Was this a new style of threatening now...?
A small smile spread across Hibari's lips as they turned to glare at him for making such a bad joke. But a voice cut them off.
"Lambo-san wants that, too! Lambo-san wants that!" The overly excited baby hopped up and down on the table, pointing towards Tsuyoshi. The chef was cutting a few slices of fatty tuna and placing them in an intricate design of a bird. The boys watched the dish in awe. It looked... really delicious...! This was the Hibari Special?
Suddenly, Tsuyoshi lifted up a large container with a nozzle connected to it through a tube. Their eyes went round when a huge spurt of fire burst from the nozzle, burning the plate of fatty tuna.
"WHAT?! A flamethrower?!" They gasped and leapt back from the heat. A bead of sweat ran down Yamamoto's head. When did they ever have a flamethrower in the house...?
The plumes of fire abruptly stopped and Tsuyoshi returned the container back behind the counter before passing the plate to Tsuna with a large grin. "One special! Hibari Kyouya-san went hunting to provide the right tuna for this dish, you know? So eat up!"
"HUNTING?!" The boys exclaimed, suddenly imagining the dark haired delinquent standing in a river in nothing but a loincloth, trying to spear a tuna with his tonfa.
"Er..." Tsuna scratched his cheek and stared at the slightly charred fish. He slowly lifted his chopsticks up and his eyes darted towards Hibari nervously. The leader of the disciplinary committee stared back with an intense gaze, waiting for the boy to try his special. Tsuna gulped and whipped his head back to the dish. "Umm... okay, t-thank you, Hibari-san... itadakimasu...!" He peeled one of the slices of fish from the wing of the bird and lifted it to his mouth. The boys watched in fascination as Tsuna's lips opened and the fish touched his tongue before entering the caverns of his mouth.
Tsuna chewed quietly and for a moment, everyone just watched and waited in anticipation for his reaction. Then, a small blush fell across his face. "It's... it's really good!" He went for another piece and he smiled so cutely, it melted everyone in the room.
Gokudera seethed in frustration and sent a glare at Hibari. Curse you...!
Mukuro frowned at Hibari. Damn you...!
Yamamoto eyed Hibari, feeling a little irritated himself. But wait, where was the pun in that dish?
His father had said that Hibari went hunting for the tuna...
His father used fire at the very end...
Wait! Fire?
'Fire.'
'Hi.'
'Hunting.'
'Kari.'
'Hi-kari...'
'Hi-bari?'
Hibari!!
Shoot, Hibari was pretty good competition...
Tsuna sighed as he finished the dish. He groaned. "I'm... so full now..."
Gokudera scowled at the other boys. Well, I won't give up so easily! I'll eat all of the toro I ordered before Hibari came!
Mukuro smirked back. Kufufu. I won't let you win. I'll finish all the rest of my sixty-nine toro before all of you...!
Yamamoto laughed inwardly as he stared at the other boys with cold eyes. That won't happen. I'll be the first to finish. And I'll be able to eat more toro after today. Because I live here!
Hibari glared at them with his sharp eyes. Yamamoto Takeshi. I'll make sure you never eat toro then.
As the telepathic battle between the four boys raged on, Reborn set his mug of tea down on the table. Then, he said sagely,
"You might have all the toro in the world. But if you don't take the opportunity to eat it while it's fresh, then all your efforts amount to nothing."
What?
The boys thought about the baby assassin's words carefully. And then their eyes widened. It couldn't be...!
Reborn smirked.
The boys searched the restaurant frantically for their sushi. How could...?!
All the tuna was gone...!
Their gazes redirected themselves to Reborn. H-He... he had stolen all of their tuna?!
"You must eat your tuna before someone else eats it." The baby said wisely and then sipped on his tea again. Bianchi sighed dreamily.
Eat tuna before someone else eats...
The words echoed in the boys' heads and their eyes slowly shifted to fall upon Tsuna sitting in his chair, blinking obliviously. A bead of sweat ran down Tsuna's head and he forced a smile across his face.
"Uhh... hi, guys...? Umm... I don't have any tuna..."
Before the boys could pounce on Tsuna, the entrance to the restaurant slammed open.
Ryohei stepped in and then pumped a fist up into the air. "Ossan, I need one tuna to-go!"
Tsuyoshi smiled apologetically. "Sorry, someone already bought all the tuna here."
The boxer shouted in shock. "THAT CAN'T BE!!"
Tsuna blinked once. "Onii-san?!"
Ryohei heard the boy's surprised voice and his eyes lit up. "Ah! Sawada! Perfect!" The boxer ran up to Tsuna and then grabbed the boy's arm, pulling him up from his seat forcefully. "Thanks, ossan! This is all I need!" And then, before Tsuna could protest or wonder why Ryohei needed him instead of tuna, the boxer ran out, dragging the Vongola boss behind him to who knows where.
"J-Jyuudaime...?" Gokudera blinked and then he shot up to follow after the two, flames of fury licking around his body. As he ran out the door, the rest of the people could hear his shouts of, "Fuck you, lawn-head! You won't get away with Jyuudaime! When I get my hands on you, I'll kill you! God damnit!" echoing all throughout the neighborhood.
Yamamoto heaved himself up from his chair and started sprinting after them. "Senpai! You can't just take Tsuna to-go! You have to fight us fairly! Where's your pun?!"
Mukuro sped out the door resolutely. "Sasagawa Ryohei, you will not be let off lightly. Sawada Tsunayoshi is mine!"
Hibari's eye twitched at the last words in Mukuro's statement. He drained the rest of the tea and then after setting his cup down on the table, he whipped out his tonfa and then rushed out the door to discipline the people causing a ruckus outside.
The people in the restaurant glanced at each other, astonished by the turn of events.
Fuuta chewed on a piece of tuna sushi (that Reborn had generously shared with him) and turned towards Lambo curiously. After swallowing, he asked innocently, "Lambo, do you think you should follow them, too? Maybe it's a ritual for the guardians...?"
The baby laughed and stuffed sushi into his mouth. "Lambo-san doesn't need to go chase after stupid Tsuna." He pulled out a large plate of tuna nigiri from within his hair and chuckled mischievously. "Because I have all the tuna I want already! Gyahahaha!"
And all was well.
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End notes:
The 'What?!' gag.
You might be wondering why there are so many repeats of 'What?!' in here.
Well, it's something from Yakitate!! Japan. You see, I read one of the omakes (it was what inspired me to write this crack fiction!) and the omake was about what would happen to the Yaki series in the year 202X (or something like that...) The main character was already eight generations from the original character in the Yaki manga. Everything in the manga, from story-plot to drawing style, had changed. But there was only one thing that remained the same in the manga:
The reaction after something absurd or surprising was still ever and always,
"WHAT?!"
XD
Right, well getting back to this story...
Ahem. Excuse me for my horrible puns. My Japanese is not good at all... And I don't know much about sushi. (I also added in a few references to Moyashimon. Just telling you if you guys didn't understand the "kabi kamosu" part and the "Tadayasu"...) So lots of stuff probably won't make sense.
I'm sorry.
But there was a reason why this story was named, "Zettai make!! Suman". :'D
Oh yeah, and I realized that I seem to follow a pattern... Yamamoto always shows up first in these crack stories and Hibari always comes in last... I swear I'll make Hibari appear first and Yamamoto last one day! ...one day...!!