Chapter 10

Authors note: I couldn't think of a title for this chapter so it's called chapter 10 basicly.

The fat guy with the moustache was completly and utterly dead and his corspe was being kicked and prodded with sticks by small children in the background of a news report.

"Does this gang war mean that the festival is going to happen oh great mayor of Gotham city?" asked an anchor woman."Don't worry, the police will kick those gangster's asses before you can say something like, the Joker likes to wear bunny slippers or something like that" the mayor announced before attempting to stop the children kicking and prodding the fat corpse in the background. The anchor-woman turned her attention to Harvey.

"So, what do you think of the mysterious Batman scaring the crap out of all those criminals?" she asked. "No comment, I'm outta here" and he ran off. The anchor woman rolled her eyes. "Stupid nigger bwap bwap". She ripped of anchor person's clothes, revealing rapper's clothes underneath. Several black rappers appeared behind her and they began rapping when the tv screen was punched by what looked like a boxing glove device. It was then discovered that the person responsible for destroying the 156 inch wide screen tv was Joker himself.

"Why does some guy who dresses up as a fricken bat get all of my press and what the hell was the mayor talking about, I don't wear bunny slippers, they're for little girls and do I look like one of those,honestly, throw me a fricken bone here" he turned to bob, his favourite goon" you know what I think, this town needs enema". he put his pinky to his mouth and went "Muhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha".

Alfred was cleaning around in the front room when Bruce came running and almost causing Alfred to suffer a fatal heart attack.

"Goodness me master Bruce, you were almost the death of me" he informed as Bruce flopped himself on the leather couch. "That Vale girl called earlier and she sounded a little concerned. I think she brightens the place up when she comes here" he said. Bruce gave the old man an odd glare. "You want to marry her or something?" he asked. Alfred looked gobsmacked. "That is most certainly out of the question Master Bruce, you shall be punished for saying something like that". he went to hit Bruce over the head with his walking stick but got a god awful pain in his back. "Ooof, my back" he groaned, clutching his bad back "go and sit down Alfred" Bruce ordered. "Right away master Bruce" replied Alfred, still clutching his poor back.

On the other side of gotham, Vicky was in her swanky and spacious penthouse apartment talking to Knox on the phone. "Hi Allie, can you please find out what's so special about the gang wars or something like that" she ordered "and do it now" she screamed before slamming the phone down. She then picked up a rather attractive photo of Bruce Wayne and started doodling little love hearts around him whilst singing "oh Bruce Wayne, I love you, oh yes I do-oooooh, Bruce Wayne, the sexiest man to ever walk the earth ooooooo-errrrrrrrrrrr yeah". She kissed the photo and placed it in her little scrap book then she realised that he had lied to her about leaving town so she ripped it from the scrapbook and began ripping it to shreds."Grrrrrr, I hate you, stupid liar" she grunted as she destroyed the photo.

Back in his secret lair,Joker was also doodling on photos, drawing silly moustaches and glasses on famous people that he had cut out from magazines.

"La la la la la, bwap, bwap,bwap, dododododododododododod" he sang as he cut up a photo of a young Tom Cruise up into little pieces as Bob came walking in and interupted his fun time.

"Bob, how dare you interupt me when I'm ripping Tom Cruise to shreds" Joker barked. "I got the photos" informed Bob. Joker grabbed the photos from the stupid goon and looked through them.

"Who is that geek?" he asked, gesturing to a photo of Knox who was doing some kind of pose like a gay person. "That's knox, the news reporter, well known for being annoying"bob informed.

"He has no style, what a geeky geek" said Joker, chopping knox's head off from the photo and coming across the next one which was Vicky Vale. "Woah, who's the hot chick, she's so hot" said Joker as he eyed the photo up. "That's Vicky Vale, she's the bitch who's working with knox". Joker bitch-slapped bob to the moon and back. "How dare you call this extremely attractive woman a bitch" he barked. Suddenly, a clown-robot came marching in carrying a cup of coffee.

"I-have-bought-you-a-cup-of-coffee" the clown-robot spazzed. "Mine" said Joker, grabbing the coffee from the clown-robot who began to sizzle electric sparks.

"Mal-func-tion, I am malfunctioning" it screeched before blowing up.

"Damn, what a cheap waste,now get me that girl's number you moron". Bob obeyed and left as Joker began dancing with the Photo whilst snogging it.

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Please pardon the whole Clown-robot thing, it was just a random idea that popped up in my head as I was writing this, plus I need reviews, I need to know what you reckon. So, if you happen across this, can you pretty please leave a review but not any flames, just decent reviews telling me what you reckon. Thanks folks.Also, did you notice my little Dr evil reference that i put in (grins insansely, kinda like the Joker).