Chapter 13
He pulled Vicky towards him and then he used a grapple hook to make them go sailing through the air.
"Hold on" he told Vicky who screamed like a bitch. "AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE".
"It's that moron who dresses up as a walking rodent" Joker told his goons "get after him and bring back the blonde chick". The goons then proceeded to chase after Batman who had now escaped in his batmobile with Vicky in tow.
"Aiiieeeeeeee, what was that?" she wailed as a bullet hit the back of the batmobile.
"Shut up, I'm tryting to drive" Batman ordered. Vicky covered her head for protection as another bullet hit the mobile again.
"STOP YOU WALKING CREATURE OF THE NIGHT AND HAND OVER THE GIRL"one goon shouted. Batman turned a corner and parked the batmobile.
"Let's get out of here" he said. Vicky climbed out of the Batmobile and ran with Batman down an alleyway with the goons in hot pursuit.
"How much do you weigh?" he asked Vicky. "I'm not sure" replied Vicky in a nervous tone. "Think" Batman suggested.
"Ok, erm 108" she replied. "Ok fair enough, hold on". He grabbed Vicky and he once again got out his trusty grapple hook and they were flying from the ground.
"Grab the thing on my awesome belt" he ordered. "Which thing?" Vicky asked.
"This yellow thing, grab it" said Batman " and whatever you do, don't let go". Vicky did so and now she was flying upwards towards the roof of a nearby building, screaming as Batman fell to the ground below and landed in front of the goons, on his feet.
"All right you lot, prepare to have your asses kicked" Batman announced then beating the hell out the goons one by one. The only one left who hadn't had his ass kicked was Bob.
"Come here" said Batman, beckoning for Bob to come foreward.
"On second thought I'll think I'll stay here thankyou" Bob replied who was stood behind some garbage cans.
"You scared or something?" Batman quizzed. "No, I just like the smell of garbage, I'm addicted to it" Bob lied. "Yeah right, come and fight me you coward" Batman teased. "How about noooooooo" Bob replied in a slow tone. Suddenly, his phone started ringing. It was playing the nokia tune.
"Who's this?" he muttered as he fumbled around with the phone "oh it's the boss" he turns to Batman "mind if I take this call?".
"No" Batman thundered "I want to kick your ass".
"It's my erm boss, I should answer" Bob said. "Ok" sighed Batman.
"Hello?" Bob spoke. "YOU CAUGHT THE BAT YET?" came the loud voice of Joker from the other end.
"No boss, I'm in the men's room at the minute" Bob lied. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK TOO MUCH SODA BEFORE WE LEFT" came the angry voice on the other end. "I'm sorry boss, as soon as I've finished in the men's room, I'll deal with the bat" and he hung up and ran off.
"That's right, keep running you coward" Batman called after him. He shrugged and went to fetch Vicky who was giggling.
"What's so funny?" Batman demanded. "The look on that goon's face when he encountered you" Vicky giggled. Batman nodded and ushered her forward.
"You wanna go for a ride in my car?" he asked Vicky "I'll get you to safety".
"Well I can't be any danger now, you beat the hell out of those guys" Vicky said. "Yeah, but the Joker could come after you himself" Batman suggested. "Oh yeah, I didn't think about that" Vicky muttered.
A few moments later, the Batmobile was speeding through the country side.
"Where are we going?" she asked. "Hold on to your seatbelts, we're going to go faster" batman announced and suddenly the batmobile picked up speeded and once again, Vicky was screaming and shut her eyes.
As soon as the Batmobile stopped, Vicky felt herself being pulled out. She opened her eyes and found herself stood in the Batcave.
"Follow me and don't disturb the bats or they'll rip your hair out"he ordered. Vicky did as she was told and followed Batman up a flight of stairs.
" What are you tryign to figure out in here?" Vicky asked.
"Well, I figured out that all products that have the Joker's stupid smylex stuff in is only dangerous when it's mixed. So if some one used hairspray mixed with lipstick and perfume then that could be toxic" he explained.
"ooooh, how did you figure this out?" Vicky wondered. " It's top secret and I'll need you to give this to the press" he said, handing her some files.
"I don't think I'll be able to do that. Alot of people in this town think you're just as dangerous as the Joker, they say that you work together" Vicky suggested.
"I don't associate with Phycos" batman declared. "Well" Vicky continued " some people say that you're the same".
"How dare they, I'm doing them a favour" Batman thundered so loudly that rocks fell from the ceiling and one hit Vikcy on the head thus knocking her out.
"Oh shit" said Batman simply.