Um, so my excuse for not updating since like, last year? Well, it's like this. I got into the show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in 2011 and forgot about Alvin and the Chipmunks for a really long time and only updated when people complained how I was a terrible updater. Then this year I got into the show X-Men: Evolution and I started reading fanfics on both categories and I loved the shows more than any other TV show I'd ever watched. My other excuse is that I felt too lazy. Oh yeah, so I went and looked up my translations on Microsoft Word 2010 and I noticed they were way off, but oh well. I know a lot of Spanish, but I don't know the grammar. I don't know any French whatsoever except for bonjour and au reviour (is that even the right way to spell it?).

But, due to popular demand (at least in my eyes) I decided to get off my bum and update. I believe my writing has marginally improved. I don't write as choppy and stupid any more. Well, at least I think so. I went back and looked at all of my stories and noticed I always skip important details and rush everything. That wasn't me writing, that was the fan girl inside of me. I'm sorry and I'm glad that you want me to update even after all the terrible stories, grammar, ideas, and all that bull crap that I've thrown at you readers. Thanks for inspiring me to update again, and I love you all very dearly (not really, but it made me sound like I'm a nice person).

Anyways, here comes the story! Oh, and I made Brittany a brat, because that's what she is. I can't believe I didn't realize that until watching Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman! She acts like she's thirteen and yet she's only like, eight. I used to love her, but her little attitude problem in that movie, plus everything I've seen in the episodes, makes me not like her as much. At least she's more interesting than her sisters though. That's why I like Alvin and Brittany the best. They have the most interesting personalities. I like Simon and Jeannette a lot too because they have the most common sense, and I never really liked Theodore and Eleanor much, because they're kind of boring to me. Go on Theodore and Eleanor fans; you can throw tomatoes at me all you want. If you do, I will punch you in the face, and you wouldn't like that very much, would you?

Alvin started biting his nails as he anticipated how the Chipettes were going to react to the new Simon and Theodore. What would they say? What would they do?

"Why do I even care what they do or say?" Alvin said to himself. "I'm Alvin Seville, awesomest guy on planet Earth! Nothing and nobody can scare me!"

All of his confidence went out the door when he heard a knock on the front door.

"Yo lo cojo!" Theodore called out.

Alvin didn't know what his little brother was saying, but he had an idea that it wasn't good when he saw Theodore running to go answer the door.

"No, that's okay Theodore, I want to answer the door!" Alvin said while pushing his brother away so that he wouldn't get to open the door.

"Alvin es tan grosero," Theodore muttered as he brushed himself off while standing up.

Alvin opened the door and said while blocking the entrance, "Hey girls, what's up?"

"Hi Alvin," Eleanor and Jeanette greeted cheerfully.

"Uh, aren't you going to let us in?" Brittany, little Miss eight year old that talks like she's a bratty spoiled teenager, said.

"I just thought we could, you know, enjoy the scenery. It's a beautiful day out; we should play outside instead of going in that boring, stupid, old house."

"Alvin, the sky is like, gray and it's really humid out. My hair is going to get all totally frizzy if I stay out here any longer!" Brittany the bi-, wait, this is rated k+. Brittany the brat said.

"But Brittany-"

"Get out of my way, Alvin!" Brittany said angrily as she pushed Alvin out of the doorway and marched inside, her two sisters following suite.

"Oh no," Alvin groaned.

"Theodore," Eleanor called out. "Where are you? I wanted to show you something!"

At that moment, Theodore decided to be walking by and saw the most beautiful chick he had ever seen in his lifetime.

"Oh, Dios mio! Que es Hermosa!" he said while whistling. "Tengo que ir a hablar con ella."

He walked up to the beautiful young lady and kissed her hand. "Hola, mi nombre es Theodore. Como esta?" (I wrote that line without Google translate.)

"Uh, Theodore, since when do you know Spanish?" Eleanor asked while looking at anything but Theodore.

"No se lo que estas diciendo. Triste." Theodore apologized.

Eleanor pulled her hand away and looked angrily at Alvin. "What did you do to him?" She accused angrily.

"It's a long story…" Alvin said as he twiddled his thumbs.

"Guys, there's something wrong with Simon! He's only speaking in French and nothing else!" Jeannette cried as she ran down the stairs. She stopped abruptly when she saw Theodore looking all sad and Eleanor glaring at Alvin.

"Uh, hello! What about me? Can't I get any attention around here?" Brittany said exasperatedly while throwing her hands in the air and flipping her hair all at once.

"Brittany, not now." Eleanor said, making Brittany even more upset.

"But-" she was cut off by Simon, who was running downstairs screaming, "Revenir, mon amour!"

"Alvin, are you going to explain it to us or not?" Eleanor tapped her foot impatiently on the floor.

"Well, you see, it's like this…" Alvin then proceeded to tell the story that he had told Dave the day before.

The Chipettes were so shocked their jaws were touching the floor. Well, besides Brittany, who was too busy filing her nails to bother with listening to the current conversation.

"I'm sorry, what were we talking about again?" she asked, looking up from her nails.

Everyone ignored her and continued the conversation. "So, what do we do now?" Alvin asked.

"I say since you got inside this mess you figure a way out of it," Brittany said.

"I didn't even think you were listening," Alvin said as he crossed his arms.

"I wasn't, but I figured whatever it was, it had something to do with you getting yourself into a mess like you usually do." Brittany said it as if only the stupidest person on Earth could understand it.

"Why you-" Alvin started but was cut off by Simon.

"S'il vous plait ne pas discuter, vous allez effrayer les belles." Simon pleaded, breaking up the fight that would have happened any moment now.

"Simon's right, we shouldn't argue." Jeannette said. (Don't credit me for this idea that the Chipettes can understand French, give all the thanks to anonymous reviewer 'vote4coolige15')

"Yeah," Eleanor said.

"I guess you're right…" Alvin began. Suddenly something dawned on him. "Wait a minute, you know French?"

"Brittany accidentally signed us up for French instead of an extra English class in school and we learned the grammar and words and all that." Jeannette explained.

"Yeah, that was the worst year of my life!" Brittany complained. "We should've taken Spanish instead! That wouldn't have been much easier!"

Theodore interrupted the conversation by motioning for the others to come to him. They followed and looked at the piece of paper that was next to a Spanish-English dictionary.

This is what the paper read:

Dear Chipmunk brothers and pretty girls,

I not understand what going on. Why the small pretty girl not want talk to me? Why everyone like French brother better than me? Am I no good enough for you?

Signed

~Theodore the sad chipmunk:(

"And I thought I sucked at grammar!" Alvin exclaimed.

"Alvin, now is not the time." Jeannette scolded. Alvin just shrugged his shoulders and muttered, "It's not my fault he sucks at grammar now."

Eleanor smiled at Theodore and said to the others, "I didn't take that French class, only Brittany and Jeannette did. I only know a couple of words, which is why I know a little bit of what Simon had said. I took Spanish instead." (How convenient for eight year olds to have taken Spanish and French classes, right? Just for you readers, just for you.)

She turned to the sad and distraught chipmunk and said, "Theodore, que puedo hablar en espanol tambien."

Theodore's face lit up as he started saying a whole bunch of things at once including, "Vamos a diverter mucho juntos," and, "Estoy tan feliz que eres un hablante de espanol, asi!" while pulling her arm to beckon her to go somewhere with him.

"Bye guys," she called out before she was pulled out the door.

"So…what now?" Alvin laughed nervously. Everyone who remained in the living room glared at him ferociously.

"Why me? Why me?" Alvin moaned to himself.

Translations:

*I'll get it!

*Oh my gosh she's beautiful!

*I must go talk to her.

*My name is Theodore. How're doing?/What's up?

*I don't know what you're saying. Sorry.

*Come back my love!

*Please don't argue, you're going to scare the lovely ladies.

*Theodore, I can speak Spanish too.

*We're going to have so much fun together!

*I'm so glad you're a Spanish speaker too!

I promise to have more Jeannette/Simon the next chapter. And, I hope you guys haven't given up on me. Please review, because I won't update unless I get at least two.

Lolz, just kidding. I'll update whether I get reviews or not. Let's just say the more reviews I get, the faster I will update. Summer vacation is coming soon, so I'll be able to update all the time then.