Chapter 2
[The Past]
After Vexen attempted to poison Xemnas, they, instead of Xemnas deciding to destroy Vexen, dragged it in to Nobody court.
"If it would please the court, please listen to this tape recording of Vexen and his prankster ways," Saix announced.
"Saix, you're representing me, you're supposed to use stuff that helps me, not harms my chances of winning," Vexen whispered.
"Sorry, disregard that last announcement," Saix said.
"Alright, please note exhibit A, these photos of Vexen shooting at an innocent Nobody slut who I guess is Larxene," Xemnas exclaimed holding up doctored photos of Vexen shooting without realizing Vexen had made it Xemnas. (It was really Xigbar)
Demyx coughed, "Guilxy,"
Saix started to get annoyed, so he started making up crud that no one would believe. "Would it help my client if I told this court of Dusks and a Samurai judge that the plaintiff steals candy from Xion and Roxas and forces them to be pushed past child labor laws, it's true! Now, these are my clearly doctored photos."
He shows the court photos which Vexen switched with five naked pictures of Larxene and one of Xion.
Saix gets angry and says to Vexen, "This is not the time for you to be pranking me, I'm representing you now, so don't be a douchebag!"
"Xemnas, Xe're dooxed, pleax isxanity!" Demyx said.
"I plead insanity!" Xemnas said.
The Samurai judge signalized the need for proof.
"Objection, Xemnas is crazy!" Zexion said.
The judge signalized sustained. It then threw it's blade at Xemnas, and that means court finds in favor of Vexen. It finally points at Zexion as to say you make the sentence.
"2 ½ years in the Nobody Looney Bin, with frequent painful lobotomies, cut off from Larxene," Zexion stated.
The judge signalized accepted as he threw a gas grenade at Xemnas while withdrawing his blade.
[The Present]
"That seems a little farfetched Vexen, why would Xemnas trial you, he disintegrated me when I took the fall for you last week!" Roxas explained.
"Yeah, speaking of which Roxas, where'd you come from if Xemnas destroyed you?" Xion asked.
Roxas said, "Well…"
[Past]
"Thanks to advanced technology, I have revived Roxas with all his limbs intact," Zexion announced.
"Why is that good news?" Xaldin asked
"I never said it was good news, I can't see any upside to it besides the fact that I have successfully revived a Nobody, and it only cost $700.00, courtesy of Xemnas, and a donor kidney," Zexion stated.
"Who's kidney?" Xaldin asked.
"Axels'," Zexion answered.
[Present]
"But Zexion was wrong" Roxas continued, "I'm missing a toe and my appendix,"
"You know Zexion's a mad scientist," Xigbar said.
"Where'd you come from?" Xion asked.
"Dark corridor," Xigbar answered.
"Saix, did you enjoy going out into public?" Larxene inquired with her stupid smirk.
"Actually, these scars are from mortals who thought I was a Nazi because what you did to my X!" Saix answered.
"You're a werewolf with a swastika on your head Saix, and my therapist tried to remove it, but he doesn't emit liquids like that," Marluxia explained.
"Shut up, Gay Reaper!" Saix replied nastily.
"Listen, Maybe Xemnas or Zexion could heal it, but if you ask them, you won't have your head!" Larxene laughed, "Because the reaper here will cut it off if I tell him to, right Marly?"
"Yes Larxene," Marluxia said.
"Up yours Larxene!" Saix yelled.
"That can easily be arranged!" Larxene scoffed.
Luxord, Xaldin, Lexaeus, and Axel are playing a game hosted by Zexion.
"Okay," Zexion said, "For 500 points, Roxas is who's Nobody?"
{Luxord hits his button.}
"George W. Bush!"
{Xaldin}
"John Lennon,"
{Axel}
"Kairi!"
{Lexaeus}
"Carson Palmer!"
"You're all obviously wrong, Bush is in prison, (Had no idea, so I used prison) John Lennon is long dead, Kairi's a girl, and Palmer, like all but Kairi, was never a heartless, the answer is the founder of the Red Apple Diner," Zexion said.
"The current score?" Lexaeus asked.
"Axel -50000, Lexaeus 100, Luxord 280, and Xaldin 3000!" Zexion answered.
"How does Xaldin have that much?" Axel yelled.
Zexion presses a remote that activates a shock collar he put on Axel.
"Ouch!" Axel yelled.
"Demyx, if you can explain without using the letter X why you shouldn't be a Dusk, I'll let you stay what you are." Xemnas said.
Demyx didn't speak. He knew Xemnas wasn't gonna turn him into a Dusk, because Xemnas has been making empty threats for 7 days straight for no particular reason; they haven't stopped to sleep or eat.
"Not talking' huh, fine, I'll have Xion beat you dead with the Keyblade," Xemnas stated.
"Xi thoux Roxas wax thex Keyblaxe maxter!" Demyx complained.
Xemnas started conjuring power and next thing Demyx knew, he was a Dusk with a tag on it.
"That tag will prevent you from dying as long as you're a Dusk, and will change you back in 5 days!" Xemnas explained.
Demyx nodded seeing as he couldn't talk.