Chapter 3
Axel is in his room feeling great that doors were installed. The Dusk that is Demyx comes by and opens his door.
Demyx freaks at the sight and vanishes.
"What was with that Dusk?" said Axel doing it with Larxene.
"I want to play with it!" Larxene yelled.
"Play as in do, play as in break, or play as in drug? Or any combination of three," Axel replied.
"All three!" Larxene says very gleefully.
"…So Anywho Xion, when this Heartless came, I killed it as it was already gone," Roxas said.
"That's stupid," Xion said, "How did it die if it had already disappeared?"
"Exactly," Roxas replies in a stupid sounding attempt to be slick.
Xion punches him and sits back down.
"We have issues, Xion," Roxas said.
"We're not in a relationship!" Xion yelled.
"You said we would if we had real hearts," Roxas replied. "Besides, you loved doing it!"
"Larxene controlled me though!" she said.
"It was awesome to both of us," Roxas laughed.
Xion punches him again and walks away.
(She's a hot one.) Roxas thought.
"Greetings Zexion, Xaldin," Xemnas said politely.
"So what's this invention you mentioned?" Zexion asked.
"Also, why'd you take away my dark corridor?" Xaldin questioned.
"Xaldin, shut up, Zexion, behold!" Xemnas replied.
There was a green chamber that a living specimen seemed to be growing that looked about Roxas' age.
"This thirteen year old was turned into a Heartless, meaning he got a Nobody, and here he is," Xemnas said hitting a big green button labeled "release", the only button on the monitor.
The chamber drained and the boy opened his eyes. The chamber opened and he awkwardly walked out.
"It's like one of those science fiction movies where a guy thinks he clones himself but he cloned someone else instead," Xaldin said in awe.
"Shut up Xaldin, or I'll suspend your dark corridor for two more weeks," Xemnas threatened.
The boy seemed unconscious but standing with his eyes opened.
"Can he talk?" Zexion asked.
"Yes, give him a chance to adjust," Xaldin said in Xemnas' place.
The boy opened his mouth and started to yawn. Then he stopped.
"Speak if you can!" Xaldin demanded.
"You have any liquor or smokes?" The boy asked.
"Are you serious?" Zexion questioned.
"I want to try!" he said.
"No, you're too young," Xaldin replied.
"Okay, question two, who am I, where am I, and why am I here?" he asked.
"You're Thasmox, you're in the Organization XIII HQ, and you're here because you sucked so I upgraded you!" Xemnas answered. (I have arrived)
"So you mean to say I died and now I'm in hell with little memory?" Thasmox trivialized.
"Pretty much," Zexion said unwelcomed.
"Not quite, despite what they think," Xemnas countered.
"There's nothing and no one to do anymore, I've done everyone here!" Larxene complained.
"Yeah, it's finally reversing back to you. You cut me, you get cut into boredom," Saix explained.
"That doesn't make sense Saix!" Larxene replied viciously.
"I'm tired of the bickering between you too!" Axel said.
"And I care why?" Saix asked sarcastically.
"Well, there are still two people, Xion and Marluxia," Luxord said out of no where.
"Well, Xion's a chick and Marluxia is gay, so basically, we'd need someone else for Larxene to get laid differently than usual," Saix explained.
"Lexaeus, you never shut up!" said Xion reading a book with him, Roxas, and Marluxia.
The book was entitled "How to Kill Xaldin in Sixty seconds or Less" by Xaldin.
"Oh, check out this way Gay Reaper," Said Roxas to Marluxia.
The way Roxas told was as follows:
Step 1: Make him drink beer until he's drunk.
Step 2: Inject Heroin into his bloodstream.
Step 3: Stuff his mouth full of apple seeds and make him swallow them. +26 points if he chokes.
"Number twenty-two thousand sucks Roxas, check out this way!" Lexaeus replied.
His way was as follows:
Step 1: Lure him into a trap door with spikes at the bottom.
Step 2: Drop a few hundred grenades in the trapdoor.
Step 3: Close top.
Step 4: Run like hell!
"That is good," Marluxia laughed in an incredibly gay tone.
"I made one with only one step!" Xion said.
"What?" Roxas demanded.
"Step 1; Get the Gay Reaper to cut his head off!" Xion answered.
"I'm not gay, Xion!" Marluxia yelled.
"Than prove it!" Xion said in an unusual tone for her.
"I might be gay, you can help me decide!" Roxas complained.
"Not happening," Xion hissed taking out her Keyblade.
There's a quiet beeping noise.
"Oh, I got to go. Demyx said he'd give me something at 3:00 on today," Lexaeus said.
"So when do we introduce Thasmox to the rest of them?" Zexion asked.
"Whenever the hell Xemnas says so!" Xaldin answered.
"You guys suck, when do we do something? I'm tired of standing around!" Thasmox said bored out of his mind.
"What type of weapon do you use anyway?" Xaldin asked.
"Projectiles and fists," Thasmox replied.
"Vicious," Xaldin answered.
"No one asked you Xasvon!" Thasmox said.
"Xaldin!" Xaldin yelled.
"Baldin?" Thasmox questioned.
"Xaldin!" Xaldin yelled again angrily.
"Xemnas?" Thasmox said now just joking.
"No, Xemnas was that other dude. He's Xaldin. You know my name right?" Zexion asked.
"Zexion," Thasmox answered.
"Oh that's f***** up, he knows your name but not mine!" Xaldin complained.
"Introduce this guy to the group Xaldin!" said Xemnas who just appeared.
"No, make Zexion do it!" Xaldin replied.
"Alright. Five more weeks without dark corridor!" Xemnas said.
(Go f*** yourself!) Xaldin thought.
"I appreciate you making Cauldron mad!" Thasmox laughed.
"Xaldin!" Xaldin yelled.
Larxene was sitting there bored. There was barely any noise. Suddenly, the others (Except Xemnas and Thasmox) entered.
"What do you think this meeting is about?" Xion asked.
"Announcing it's mandatory for you do everyone, making you the new slut!" Roxas answered.
Xion took out her Keyblade and started attacking Roxas viciously. For laughs, Xigbar took out a gun and aimed it at Roxas' foot. He started blasting it. Next, Axel started
flaming him as well. Larxene was laughing uncontrollably.
"Stop it, for the love of Xion, stop it!" Roxas begged.
Xigbar and Axel stopped but Xion took out a second Keyblade and was putting in more force.
"Stop Xion!" Xemnas demanded.
Xion followed orders.
"Organization XIII, meet our new member… Thasmox!" announced Xemnas as Thasmox entered the room playing with a Chinese finger trap.
Larxene suddenly jumps him. Thasmox grabs her neck, lifts her, punched her, stood up and stepped on her face.
"What's your problem, you a whore or something?" Thasmox asked.
Larxene answered with a voice muffled by Thasmox' foot, "Yes!"
"Hi Thasmox, I'm Roxas and this is Marluxia the Gay Reaper," Roxas said stupidly.
"I'm not gay, don't listen to Roxas, he's a moron." Marluxia explained.
"Hey Halkin, is that your daughter?" Thasmox asked Xaldin pointing at Xion.
"My name is Xaldin!" Xaldin replied.
"I'm not his daughter," Xion said quietly.
Demyx approaches Thasmox.
"What is this thing?" Thasmox questioned.
"It's called a Dusk, it's a Nobody like us, only it's lesser," Axel explained.
"That guy with the gun and the eye patch, is he a pirate?" Thasmox asked.
"My names Xigbar, and I'm not exactly a pirate," Xigbar answered.
After Xigbar said that, there was noise in the background. Xion apparently had been annoyed by Roxas again because she had one of her Keyblades in her hand, the other in her mouth, while also beating Roxas with his own.
"Xion stop, ouch, ple…, ouch!" said Roxas begging her to stop.
"No!" Xion said.
"Come on!" Roxas screamed in pain.
Marluxia takes out his scythe and punctures it in Roxas' back.
"Gay Reaper, stop!" Roxas yelled.
"No way!" Marluxia laughed.
"That looks like fun!" Thasmox said.
Thasmox walks to the scene and gently places C4 on Marluxia's back and set it. Next he took a knife he took from Larxene when he punched her and impaled it in Roxas' back but Xion was beating him too hard for him to notice. Next, he took Roxas' shoe and slipped it in Xion's pocket. He then backs away slowly. Vexen was the only one who noticed and he could barely control his laughter.
"3, 2, 1," Thasmox whispered to himself.
The C4 blew up. The shoe launched out of Xion's pocket and kicked Roxas in the face. Marluxia was in extreme pain and had let go of the scythe. The scythe landed on the knife and pushed it in deeper. Three seconds later, Roxas adjusted and noticed the knife.
"Larxene, why'd you shove a knife in my back?" Roxas yelled.
"I didn't, don't ask why my knife is there, seriously I don't know," Larxene explained.
"It was Thasmox!" Vexen said while laughing uncontrollably.
"What the f***!" Roxas asked in severe pain.
"Hurting you looked like fun, so I gave it a try!" Thasmox answered.
"What 'bout me?" Marluxia asked.
"You helped!" Thasmox said.
"I meant the C4!" Marluxia responded.
"None of your business," Thasmox said back.
Xion remained silent, but she was thinking, he enjoys beating Roxas, and his plan worked perfectly. That was hilarious. I like that. I like it a lot!
While she was thinking and Roxas was in pain, Thasmox was talking to Vexen.
"You prank?" Thasmox asked.
"All the time!" Vexen said.
"Interesting," Thasmox whispered between himself and Vexen.
Xion was standing behind Thasmox and thinking while blushing, this new guy is awesome! While she thought that, he took some grenades out of his pocket.