Hi everyone! Long time no see? Ok maybe not that long… Please review at the ShadowXKaishi fanfic!

Disclaimer: if I own KHR I would now already in japan and eating high-class sushi that is as good as Yamamoto's restaurant.

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It's Rui! Rui! THAT RUI! God I thought hell would only come during the Arcobaleno Arc…

"So Rui what about my students."

Oh Shit.

"Well all I got to say is… THEIR SO UKE!"

I anime fell with a sweat drop while Tsuna just look around innocently.

"Ne Kaishi, what's a uke?"

"ASK REBORN!" I shouted and I walked away not wanting to continue the conversation, while Rui followed me.

"Well Tsuna uke is a term for being bottom in Yaoi."

"What's Yaoi? Is it like a bed or something?"

"It practically means boys love to a certain extend and uke means that you will be fucked by another guy."

"HIIIEEEE! WHAT THE HECK!"

"That's Rui for you she is a ultimate yaoi fan."

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"Well Well looks like our little Kaishi is still as uke as ever."

"Shut up!"

"Hahaha! Have you done that with Shadow yet?"

I stared with my mouth open.

"How the hell do you know about him?"

"Well I have my own information network and I am a lot stronger than you so I can practically tie you up and let you get raped… though that would make a god damn good fanfic." She smirked with an evil eye gleam.

I shuddered and backed away.

Suddenly alarms went off and announcement is being made.

"Well looks like we have to go Rui. Rui?"

I saw her bubble oozing out of her nose and sweat dropped. Seriously? She really became a baby. I saw a small eagle landed on her… guess that must be her animal.

I guess it would be fine to get into pissed off mode now… I really want to kick ass.

I walked towards the beach and got my sword ready.

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"Reborn today I will destroy you!"

"Fnn… how are you going to do that?"

"I will just send my forces in! Hey can you hear me!"

"Skull-sama! Help us! The rain and snow Arcobaleno is destroying all our ships!"

"NANI! COLLONELLO-SEMPAI AND RUI-SEMPAI IS HERE TOO?"

"Well yeah they were supposed to be the place security." Tsuna stated with a sweat dropped.

"No choice then retreat!"

"Oh no you don't."

Skull looked back to see me glaring at him releasing killing intent that I could say is covering the whole entire island and scaring the hell out of the other families.

"Who are you?"

"I will be the ticket for you to go to hell!"

Shot a couple of bullets before swinging my sword hitting the stupid octopus multiple times. I swing it hard enough to actually threw it across the sea… wow my strength have really improve.

"You will regret this…" Skull screamed as he ran away in a comical fashion.

I sweat dropped as Reborn just smirked and disappeared because… well, because he's Reborn.

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"Why am I here?" I asked as I twitched my eyes annoyed by a mini Gokudera… wasn't this part before the Mukuro arc, or Varia arc? Whatever! But it should not be happening in this arc.

"Wha…" The bazooka blasted me. I hate my life…

When the pink smoke cleared I was in a playground… wait wasn't this the real world?

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"HIIIEEE!" I cringed my ears as I hear a big screech.

I looked up and see some biggy guy with brown hair.

"Who are you?" I glared as the biggy guy paled and moved away.

"Ciaossu!" a boy in a weird costume came up to me.

"Where am I?" He pulled me and the weird lizard turned in into a plane and pulled me to somewhere.

"Where are we going?" I asked as I looked down in awe.

We landed and a very scary biggy guy was standing in front of me. I almost cried as I saw him.

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Hibari POV

I saw the baby land with another baby with him… what did he want?

"Hibari."

"Baby are you here to battle?" I said as I readied my tonfas.

"Not today but because of something Kaishi have became like this." The baby pointed at the other. I could see the resemblance.

"Your telling me that is the omnivore?"

"Yes now take care of him."

The baby then disappeared.

I sighed as I picked up Kaishi. Kaishi seems to stiffen up.

"Who are you?"

"Your brother." I replied simply.

He stared at me and simply said, "Well you don't look like that bastard to me."

I glared at him and released killing intent to see how he reacts. He just flinched but maintained a still face.

I smirked and patted his head, who would have known the omnivore was already this strong when he was younger.

"Why do you call your brother a bastard?"

He stared at me as if reading my mind.

"He hit me just like my parents… not they aren't my parents at all, they are just people that born me."

Well I never heard of omnivore's real family's story so I was quite shocked actually, no wonder he is not afraid of me.

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5 year-old Kaishi POV

Who the hell was this big meany guy, first he looked like he want to kill me then he actually petted my head? Who is he?

I continued to stare as I sighed as I started following him.

"Oi you kid how dare you knock onto me!" a big guy was over the streets beating a little kid. To my surprise the big meany guy too out weird looking sticks and said "For disturbing peace, I will bite you to death!"

He took up that guy in less than 30 seconds and was so cool!

Suddenly a huge crowd of weird looking guys surrounded us… though he beat a whole lot of them.

A big weird guy suddenly picked me up and holds me by the neck.

"Drop your weapons if you want this boy to live."

The big meany guy looked uneasy as he dropped his weapon.

The big weird guy smirked and moves towards him… until I bit him and kick him in the freaking gut and he fell.

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Hibari's POV

Wao… Kaishi defeated a guy triple his size and he was just a 5 year-old.

Suddenly pink smoke appeared out of nowhere and the original Kaishi appeared.

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