Chapter 4
Larxene was moaning in Thasmox' room. (It was her room, but she got moved)
"Lady Whore, you and the man get out of there!" Thasmox yelled.
She opens the door and knocks him down.
"I wasn't doing anyone believe it or not, it was…"
"I choose to disbelieve," Thasmox interrupted.
"F*** you!" Larxene yelled.
"You wish," Thasmox replied.
(True,) she thought as she entered the dark corridor.
Demyx appeared.
"Another Dusk?" Thasmox questioned him.
Demyx shook his head and pointed to the tag.
"Oh, the same one," Thasmox said. "What do you want?"
Demyx pointed to a bottle of whiskey and than his mouth.
"Oh, you want me to drink it?" Thasmox asked.
Demyx started shaking his head wildly.
"Finally, a Nobody who approves of underage binge drinking!" Thasmox replied excited.
He starts putting the whiskey in his mouth and drinks it non-stop. When the bottle was empty, he fell over and the bottle broke over his head.
Demyx gets shifty eyes and then decides to vanish.
"Hey Roxas, check it out! I got a movie for you," Axel explained.
"The Christmas that Almost Wasn't but Still Was?" he replied looking at the tape.
Larxene walked in at that moment and said, "I hate that d*** movie, Xemmy makes me watch it every year!"
"Well, Roxas hasn't seen it, and he's in the infirmary so he must rest!" Axel responded.
"Larxene, what're you doing here?" Zexion asked.
"I want Vexen to examine me!" Larxene said.
"I don't like where that's going, what'd you eat this time?" Xion replied sarcastically.
"Nothing, I need an examination!" Larxene yelled.
"I'll do it, lie down," Zexion demanded.
"Hui geese's," Thasmox greeted in a drunken voice.
"He's drunk, let's do it!" Larxene cheered.
"E'm nut drank," He tried to explained again.
He drank too much. I didn't know he drank. I still don't see much wrong with him, Xion thought. Thasmox got close to her ear to whisper something. She blushed.
"Listen," he said getting his coherency back, "You might be able to help me prank Roxas, but you have to stay attentive, careful, and serious. No distractions. You in?"
She hesitated for a few seconds, distracted…than whispered back, "Yes,"
In the other room the examinations were ready to go.
"Why do you need an examination?" Zexion questioned.
"I got into yet another sexual accident, and now I'm possibly pregnant," Larxene answered.
"O-kay. I got an answer to one question," Zexion said.
"Xemnas, this is unreasonable!" Marluxia yelled to Xemnas.
"Silence, you'll wash that sink and you'll not get paid," Xemnas snapped.
"Xemnas!" Marluxia said.
"It's that or Dusk like Demyx, and no tag for you," Xemnas explained.
"That Dusk is Demyx?" Marluxia questioned.
"Yes!" Xemnas snapped.
Demyx appeared.
"Hi Demyx," Xemnas said.
He signaled Xemnas when do I change back?
"Two and a half hours!" Xemnas explained.
"Well Larxene, I got the examinations done. It turns out that…" Vexen hesitated. "You're right. It's a pregnancy," Vexen finally got out.
Larxene started shouting profanity that lasted for about three minutes then Vexen sedated her.
"What's her problem?" Thasmox asked.
"She is pregnant!" Vexen snapped putting emphasis on is.
"Vexen, Xemnas needs you!" Zexion said.
"Alright," Vexen replied entering the dark corridor.
"Okay, Larxene, I'll care for you for the time being," Zexion explained.
In the other room, the Christmas movie Axel picked was playing and both he and Roxas were sleeping.
"Okay Xion, you ready?" Thasmox asked.
"Yeah," Xion answered.
"Okay remember, you take out the Keyblade. Meanwhile, I inject poison in his bloodstream while you with the Keyblade put this load of tar in his mouth and stick this piece of duct tape over it.
"Why do I need the Keyblade out?" Xion questioned.
"You beat him once he's awake, very strongly. No holding back!" Thasmox explained.
"Okay," Xion answered reluctantly.
"Busy newbie?" Zexion said sneaking up on their ruse.
"Maybe?" Thasmox answered hesitantly.
"Hi Thasmox!" Larxene said happily. Sedatives apparently had the opposite effect on her and now she was hyper.
Thasmox did the motion of taking his fingers and holding a gun to his head. Xion got a smile and pulled his hand off his head.
"Marluxia, my toilet still isn't clean! Hurry up! And Vexen, is Larxene actually pregnant?" Xemnas asked viciously.
"Yes," Vexen answered.
"Okay, the men are getting in here now!" Xemnas yelled summoning dark corridors in which they than emerged.
"What's that about?" Lexaeus asked.
"Who knocked up Larxene?" Xemnas asked.
"Can't be me, never will be me!" Thasmox answered.
"It can't be the Gay Reaper, he's gay!" Roxas yelled laughing.
"I have a girlfriend!" Marluxia yelled back.
"Namine is fourteen," Luxord snapped.
"Shut up!" Xaldin yelled.
"Stop annoying Folktin," Thasmox replied.
"Xaldin," He yelled ferociously.
"Who?" Xemnas repeated.
"Axel," said Roxas as the others vanished.
Axel got a frightened look on his face. Xemnas walked up to him and grabbed his neck.
"Thanks to you, it'll take longer to get hearts," Xemnas yelled.
"I only did her once, and that was two days ago, she's done every other regular except Gay Reaper!" Axel complained.
"Xion's a girl," Xemnas said.
(I was going to do her!) Marluxia thought.
"I can't believe Axel!" Thasmox said watching the Christmas movie.
"They've been singing for an hour," Roxas yelled.
Demyx, unlike everyone else, was dancing.
"That Dusk is retarded," Xion replied to his dancing.
"Anyone care if this movie off?" Thasmox asked.
"Yex," Demyx said as he unknowingly turned back.
"You've been a Dusk for how long?" Roxas asked.
"Five days," Demyx responded.
"Well, Larxene's knocked up and there's this newb and the sink isn't working and…"
"Xion, I was a Dusk, I didn't vanish," Demyx interrupted.
"Yeah, we need to spend our energy on finding a new way to prank Roxas!" Thasmox whispered to Xion.
"I'm getting tired, I think Xemnas might be the father!" Larxene yelled.
"How?" Zexion asked.
"Well, two months ago, we did it once… a day… for a week… nonstop," she answered.
There was apparently a situation in the other room. Vexen was laughing, Thasmox was pulling pins off grenades, and Xion was abusing Roxas.
"Stop it!" Zexion screamed.
They didn't stop.