Chapter 5: Breakfast XD

Deidara thought about the things going on in the house, like the kyuuba's beautiful container, and guess who was taking care of her? Him! Oh yeah!!

He quickly walked to the kitchen and promptly began making his and her breakfast. He made it western style since he was smart enough to know that was one of her favorite breakfast styles. He liked that, he enjoyed western style food as well.

"Morning, good luck on her."Konan said from over by the stove.

"Yup and What do you mean by that, yeah?"He confusingly asked. He didn't get it.

"She's really about something. I can tell."Konan said, tapping her temple smarty.

"Thanks."Deidara said, before taking the plates and starting on the way to her room. He finally reached her room and fumbled a little with the doorknob before Tobi came of nowhere and yelled.

"Tobi got it, Sempai!!!"With an annoyed look, Deidara walked through the open door. He set his plate on a nightstand and looked around the room for the little blonde. He looked toward the closet when he heard a shift inside.

He opened the closet causing Ino to shiver from the air rushing in. She shifted again before sitting up and rubbing her eyes. He took him her sleepwear. It consisted of purple pajama pants and a tight fitting matching purple tank top. Her hair wasn't in it's usual ponytail and bang.

She look sleepy towards Deidara, confused.

"Good morning, yeah."He smiled.

Ino just looked at him before saying,"Mornings aren't good unless something good does happen."

Deidara just looked at her before grabbing her wrist and pulling her to a standing position. He pulled her to the kitchen. She didn't really mind right now, since she was really, really sleepy.

They finally got to the kitchen after he led her through a series of twisties and turnies.

"Deidara-sempai!!! Ino-chan!!!"Tobi yelled hopping up from his seat. He ran over to the blonde pair. Deidara and Ino both gave him a very evil glare that caused him to anime sweatdrop and go back to his seat quietly.

She sat down next to a silver haired, violet eyed man. He stared at her for a long minute. He looked confused for a minute, and looked over to Deidara, who had his hair in his usual style. He sat on the other side of Ino.

"Who the hell is this?"He said after a long period of studying.

"Yamanaka Ino, un."Deidara said before Ino could answer.

"I have a mouth, I can talk."Ino said turning to Deidara,"Gosh...why do you people get up so early?"

"It's only 7."Deidara said flatly.

"What do ya mean only 7! I'm usually sleep at this time! Does anyone these days believe in beauty sleep!?"Ino said. Hidan snickered, he liked this girl's sass.

"Well, you don't need anymore, Ino-chan! You're too pretty anyway!"Tobi yelled from across the table.

"You flatter me so."Ino said, giving him a small smile. Maybe she could learn to open up, alittle...

"Morning, Pein,"Konan said, from over the stove, making breakfast.

"Morning, Konan, everyone. How did you sleep, Ino?"

"Hmph! You invaded my personal space when you went inside my head. Cheater! You knew I was sleep!"Ino said, turning in her chair away so she didn't face his direction.

"I told you yesterday, I'll get the information out of you one way or another,"He said, sitting at the head of the table.

"Mission complete."Kakuzu, the guy who looked like a sock puppet with many stitches.

"No problems?"

"Other than Kakuzu's bounty hunts, no."Hidan complained.

"What!? Sarutobi Asuma was worth a lot of money. We would have took the other 3 down but you called us. We took him down, and we got the money.."Kakuzu said from the other side of the table, across from Hidan.

Ino's eyes widened in shock. Asuma-sensei was dead....And he killed him. Ino noisily pushed back her chair. Slammed her hands on the table and yelled.

"I COULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!!!! YOU KILLED MY SENSEI!!! WHY I OUTTA!!!-"Ino said, grabbing Hidan's neck. They both fell to the floor and Ino was on top of him strangling him, but he flipped her over and said.

"I like where this is going,"He smirked heavily...the Hidan smirk.

Ino growled and punched him really hard that he hit the table and rolled off of her. She went to attack him again but Itachi appeared in front of her and said.

"Calm down, Ino-san...you wouldn't wanna do that."

"Hmph. Why should I calm down, he killed the guy who was a second father to me."Ino said, before running around Itachi and crossing her arms. She stood in the stubborn position and glared at Hidan with the Tsunade glare, the one that scared everyone....but he stood unaffected, while Tobi shivered heavily and Kisame slightly shivered. She turned around so fast, her ponytail swung through the air, she flipped the bird at him and running out of the room.

She got back to the room and looked around before pulling out a massive scroll. She rolled it out and bit her thumb and ran it against the milky white parchment.

"Kuchiyose No Jutsu: The Art of Summoning."Out of the smoke came Silence and an even bigger dog than silence.

"What can we do for ya, Ino-Danna?"The bigger dog asked.

"I need to get out of here. Silence, can you provide a distraction while Yoshitune gets me the heck outta here?"

"Sure thing..."Silence said, running out of the room and to the kitchen.

"Hop on."Yoshitune said, she did as she was told and he quickly but quietly ran down the hallway and stopped at the entrance of the kitchen.

Be sniffed and looked around the corner and there attention was on Silence was telling them something he must have made up.

Yoshitune quickly rounded the corner past the door and sniffed around for the exit. He finally found it in 10 seconds.

"Thanks Yoshi."Ino said hopping off and letting him go home. She was about to finally leave the lair, when a voice startled her.

"Where do you think you're going?"

She turned around but only to quickly dodge a punched headed for her face. She kicked out and Zetsu grunted slightly as she surprised him with the power she delivered from her blow. but his surprise went over to quick for Ino's reaction and he grabbed her shirt. One hand was on her shirt and the other was on her hair.

"Ow!! Not too hard!!"Ino said as she squirmed to break free.

"Hold still or the consequences will be harder. Ah let her get in to trouble."Zetsu said.

but either way, he still held onto the blonde and made their way back to the kitchen.

"Leader-sama. Here."Zetsu said, dropping Ino on the kitchen floor.

"Thanks alot, you inhuman freak."Ino muttered, while rubbing her head.

"Your welcome, you blonde bimbo."Zetsu retorted back.

"Oh you wanna fight!? Coz we can scrap!!!"Ino yelled back at Zetsu.

"Not really. Yeah!! I wanna fight!!"Zetsu screeched back.

"Calm down."Konan and Pein said.

"Where were you going, Ino?"Pein asked.

"Home. I wanna go home."Ino said, crossing her arms in the typical stubborn way.

"You can't, Ino-chan!!! Tobi wants you to stay with Tobi!!"Tobi yelled from across the room. Ino rolled his eyes and directed her attention back to the Leader of this organization.

"Well you can get that silly thought out of your head because you're not going anywhere. Matter of fact, let's test your chakra right now. I'll see if the statue will take your chakra, then you can die the faster."Pein said grabbing Ino's wrist and pulling her to the room.....don don donnnn......

"Wow...she's perfect!"Hidan said. He felt Ino was perfect for him, she mouthed back to Leader, and opposed him too.

"Not for you, yeah."Deidara growled.

Itachi looked from Deidara to Hidan and shook his head. 'Drama is bound to happen.'Itachi thought as he watched to two shinobi glare at each other....

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"You are so lucky it didn't work."Pein muttered to Ino, who smirked in return.

They walked back to the kitchen and Pein sighed heavily before sitting in his seat.

Ino smiled the whole way back to her seat...no death for her by those means.

"What happened to you that you're so smiley about, un?"Deidara asked, scooting a little closer to her. He also noticed her newly appeared scratches and bruises. Her clothes were all damaged like she had been in a fight recently...

"We was scrapping."Ino said, nodding to Pein.

"Who won, Ino-chan!!?"Tobi asked.

"Obviously him."Ino muttered, her ego slightly bruised.

"Why?"Konan asked, eyeing Pein's scowl.

"I wanted to see if I could draw out her power or at least send her into her biju form."

"And that obviously didn't work."Ino evily smirked,"So you people have no clue What I look like. You'll find out though..."

"What's that suppose to mean?"Kisame asked, glancing at the girl. He was skeptical about the girl, she was the freakin head ANBU chief, a Yamanaka, and a container. She was a weird one....

"Oh nothing."Ino smiled, with an evil glint in her eye.

"Well, anyway, Konan, it's your day to patroll the city, Tobi and Deidara, you two are to go on a scouting mission in Iwagakure. Hidan and Kakuzu, you two got another assassination mission. Zetsu you're on patroll duty outside the city, and I have some papers to file. Itachi and Kisame, you two got the day off. I have nothing you two need to do. Is Sasori still on that mission I gave him yesterday?

Everyone nodded and abruptly left the table. Ino watched everyone except Tobi, Deidara, Kisame, and Itachi leave the room.

"What about me?"Ino asked.

"Oh, you're going with me."Konan said, peeking around the corner. Ino nodded and followed after the blue haired beauty.

(wow...i just called another girl a beauty...im not fruity 4 all u ppl)

"Can I borrow some clothes?"Ino asked. Konan smiled and nodded. They finally came upon a room that just about everything was blue. She even had blue roses and carpet.

"Hold on..."Konan said, going into her walk in closet and digging through piles of clothes. She finally settled on giving Ino her extra uniform.

"Thanks..."

"The bathroom is over there."Konan pointed to a blue door...lol...

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After Kisame and Tobi left the room, Itachi stared at Deidara intensely who glared back. He didn't like the sharingan user that much, since he forced Deidara to join the Akatsuki in the first place.

"You like her don't you?"

Itachi's question surprised Deidara and caught him off guard.

"...What makes you think that, yeah?"

"Well you hesitated and I see the way you look at her."Itachi said, emotionless.

Deidara looked away and then looked him back into the eye and said.

"Well you're wrong, un."

With that he got up and left for his room.

Itachi shook his head and said.

"He'll come around,"