Chapter 11: OH NO HE DIDN'T!?

"Wow, it's quiet here...."Pein said, looking up from his desk full of papers. He looked and over to the door to see Tobi.

"Pein, why did you let that girl in here? We, this organization, don't need her. Why don't you just kill her or What ever you wanna do?"Tobi asked, his arms crossed as he leaned up against the door frame. The cool Tobi pose.

"Well we are short a member since Orochimaru is gone, and her chakra can be of use later on. Maybe when we get another biju..."Pein said before sighing heavily and placing his head in his hands like Tsunade usually does.

"Whatever you say..."Tobi muttered, walking away while thinking,'I must take matters into my own hands soon...'

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"Man...now I need another uniform..."Ino whined, as she, Konan, and Silence made their way back down the akatsuki hallway.

"At least you're not naked..."Konan said, and Silence smirked. He suddenly got an idea.....

They got into the doorway and all eyes fell on them...they had already gotten back from their missions....

"Wow..how long were we gone?"Ino asked, turning down to Silence. She was taller than him, again..it felt good.

"Ino, Are you wearing only a cloak?"Kisame asked, when he saw Ino, barefooted and wearing only a cloak.

"My clothes stayed strunken when they priestess did the blessing..."Ino explained,"Well I'm going to get another uniform.

"Well I'll go with you..."Silence said...

"So What happened at the blessing exactly, yeah?"Deidara asked.

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Ino and Silence walked down the hallway towards Ino's room when he suddenly ripped Konan's robe from Ino, thus leaving her naked.

Her screams could heard throughout the base. Everyone looked up in surprise. Tobi smirked under his mask. This one wasn't his doing...at least he didn't think so.

Pein suddenly appeared in the room with a boof and turned to everyone with confused glances.

"What the hell?"He said. Everyone shrugged their shoulders and turned their attention to the door when Silence appeared in it with Konan's robe resting on his shoulders.

"You didn't?!"Konan asked. She knew for a fact Ino wasn't in her room when she screamed. It sounded too close.

"Yup. She's gonna get me later but you should have seen her face when I pulled the robe. That girl is fast when she wants to be..."Silence smirked, shaking his little head.

"OMG!!! You knew she was naked!!"Konan yelled before vanishing in a puff of smoke.

"What!? Oh I gotta see this then!!!"Hidan yelled vanishing into a puff as well. Everyone's ears perked up when they distinctly heard a girl scream sounding like Ino's, huge ow that sounded like Hidan's, a lot of bumps and thuds and things hitting stuff, before Konan walked back into the living room. She had a huge smirk on her face.

Hidan walked in, his face with a purplish bruise on his face. He had a lecherous smirk on his face thought.

"What happened to you? Tried to peek on Ino?"Kakuzu smiled. Hidan slowly nodded and said.

"Hai, but What I saw was amazing....it was so worth it."

"Hey, yeah!"Deidara yelled. Hidan turned to him and said.

"You are so not getting Ino-chan. She's gonna be mine..."Hidan said with an evil smile. Silence shook his head and perked up and turned to Itachi when he said.

"Something you want to share, Silence-san?"

"Well...you guys aren't the only ones after Ino-Danna. There is a very long line of suitors who keep asking her hand in marriage. but she declines everyone."His ear twitched in the direction of the hallway and he said.

"Well that's my cue for me to go."With a smile he vanished in the thin air.

"Where is that dog!!!"Ino growled, slamming open the door. Everyone shrugged.

"He left..."Konan said, speaking up. Ino nodded and thought for a second. Then pulled out a scroll. Everyone looked at her quizically as she layed it down and pour some chakra into it.

"Crap.."Silence said, coming out of the smoke. Ino smiled at him causing him to cringe. He nervously smiled back and asked.

"The tension is so thick, you could cut it with a butter knife..."Kisame said. Everyone started snickering, Ino included, until she got serious and turned back to Silence.

"What are you gonna do to me this time?"

"Oh, nothing...I've gotta a task for me..."Ino said, an evil glint in her eye.

Silence eyed her suspiciously before replying,"What do you want?"

"I need you to get this to Prince Horiyuki. You know the dude who kept eyeing me...yeah him."Ino said, putting a folded up letter in Silence's collar. He grimanced before nodding.

"Dismissed."Ino smiked at the shaking dog. He vanished and, the tension in the air disappeared with him as well.

"Leader-sama, can I go home for a few...I need to take care of some stuff?"Ino asked turning to Pein, with a smile on hr face.

"Hmm.....take Deidara with you."Pein said, leaving the room and giving Deidara a glance that said,'You'd better make your move.'

"What!? Why does he get to go with her and not me!!!??"Hidan yelled.

"Just sit down and shut up. Calm down."Kakuzu said, sitting down the Hidan that had risen out of his chair in objection.

"Doesn't matter..."Ino said, shrugging her shoulders and walking out of the room. She came back a second later, brushing her hair into her usual hairstyle. It had got messed up during the blessing, and that's not how Ino rolled around.

So Ino came back after a second with her ANBU uniform on.

"Look at how snug it fits..."Hidan whispered to himself as he leered at how curvacious Ino's body was even in her uniform. The ANBU uniform was suppose to smoothen out curves so enemies couldn't determine the gender, but that clearly didn't work for Ino.

"Shut up."Ino said, throwing a pillow at Hidan's head since she clearly heard What he had said.

"Let's roll out."She said, vanishing into a small cloud of smoke. Deidara glared at the violet eyed man before disappearing as well.