Eustace's Reply

Narnians belong to C.S. Lewis. I belong to me. Never been to me though. (ha ha... ha. nobody's laughing.) One thing... I've never read a fanfiction where Eustace physically hurt is cousins or somebody or tiny animals like kittens or something. Just thought I'd add a little something I thought might happen. If you write it. It's up to you. I just wrote this based on my opinions


Queen Katrina the Seafarer,

THANK YOU! I have been waiting for somebody to write me about this subject matter. Write about me. I'm not against people knowing of me. But, you had some questions. I disliked my cousins, the Pevensies, but have grown closer to them since my voyage on the Dawn Treader. It did take them some time to see the new me—well, at least Peter and Susan weren't ready for it. I never wanted to physically hurt my cousins, though, I would annoy them till they exploded. I haven't hurt any animals... unless you count pinning bugs to cards. Now Jill? Yes, she's beautiful. I wouldn't mind going steady with her. I did want to protect her from falling off the edge of that cliff now, didn't I? Thanks for trying to put me in a good light.

In His Service,

Eustace Clarence (yes, yes I used my middle name) Scrubb.