Disclaimer: I don't own Narnia or any of the characters. I wish I didn't even own these Mary-Sues …
The Lost Mary-Sue
Professor Kirke
Professor Kirke sat at his desk reading his books. He was so absorbed in study and thought, that he was quite startled when he suddenly looked up an realized that there was a girl standing there. "I believe you're supposed to knock before you enter someone else's study," he said.
"o," said the girl. "bt, I, liek, new yew wood wnt tto sea mi," her large green eyes looked at the professor most pitifully. "i em lukin four mi troo luv, an i liek hrd he woold bee heer."
"What do they teach children in schools these days," Professor Kirke mumbled. "If not to talk, then certainly not how to spell!"
"mi troo luv's wll, liek, cme here," continued the girl, "an weer gng two fnd a drobe of sme soort, an weer gng too fnd an othr stte or cntry ore smtheng! An thn i'em gng bee quin!"
"I pity the young man," said Professor.
"soo," continued the girl, "cn, i liek, lve heer untl hi gts hree? i coold bi yor grnddter ore smething!"
Just then Mrs. Macready entered the room. "I told you the Professor was busy!" she told the girl. "Now come with me, and out you go. I don't care who you are or how many fancy names you have."
"i em Marissa Suella Jenneta Correta Louetta," the girl told Mrs. Macready. "i em a drect desssneDant of..."
Mrs. Macready did not let Marissa Suella Jenneta Correta Louetta finish, but pulled her out of the room. "I'm very sorry about the disturbance, Professor," Mrs. Macready told the professor. Then they two were gone.
"What do they teach children in schools these days," the professor muttered as he returned to his books.
Author's Note: Honestly, Professor Kirke doesn't want a Mary Sue for a granddaughter. Oh, and a challenge! Guess what species (you know, dryad, naiad, star, whathaveyou) Mary Sue is in each chapter.