Disclaimer: I don't own Narnia or any of the characters. I wish I didn't even own these Mary-Sues …
The Lost Mary-Sue
The White Witch
Jadis was riding along through the snow in her sledge. Ah, what a good day to be queen … Queen over a frozen Narnia. Yes, life was good …
She saw a girl and ordered the dwarf to bring the carriage to a stop so that the girl could sing her praises. Jadis never tired of hearing her praises sung.
"o, hEy," said the girl.
Jadis frowned. "Is that how you address the Queen of Narnia?"
"Yr'e th qun ov nArnIa?" said the girl. "O … wt! i no whoo yoo r. Yr'e th whitch ldy tht mi troo luv iz sppozd to keel …"
"What did you say?" asked Jadis, hoping that what she thought she said was a misunderstanding due to the girl's apparent inability to talk correctly.
"mi troo luv iz supozed to kiel yoo," said the girl. "Hve yoo sine hm, i cn't sime to fnd hime ..."
Jadis had had enough of the girl and promptly pulled out her wand and turned her to stone, and ordered the dwarf to ride on. What she didn't notice was that the statue promptly crumbled to dust.
Author's Note: The White Witch doesn't like those Sues either …