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The Lost Mary-Sue
The Giantess Cook
The cook stood over her recipe book. The gatherers had brought in a girl today, who called herself a Mary Sue. The cook had never heard of a Mary Sue before, so she needed to know whether it was good to eat or not.
"i em lukin fer mi tru lov," the girl was rambling. "Kin Edmin. i'm sooo hppy tha yoo r hlpin mi fnd hm!"
The cook was beginning to get tired of the girl's incessant chatter. If she were edible, she'd be in the soup tonight, whether she needed fattening up or not. From the look of the girl, she probably did.
"Mary Sue," an entry read. Ah, here it was. The cook turned to it with greater attention. "Completely inedible, dry and tasteless, is even reported to be poisonous. But don't let them loose, for they only breed faster and thicker. Depose of crushing under large rock and sitting on it.
So that's what the cook did.
Author's Note: Har, har, har. Poor Mary Sue. Sorry about not updating in so long, but I've been dry when it comes to ideas. By the way, I take requests, if you would like me to run encounters. I might even do one of the ones I've already done if asked to do it at another point in their lives. Please leave a review and tell me what you think!