Chapter 17: OMG!?!?!?! Can It be Possible!?!?!?
As soon as Konan woke up, she felt very naseus and ran for the bathroom. She kneeled over the toilet bowl and puked her guts out. She was leaning on it when the bathroom door opened and Pein poked his head in.
"Are you okay, Konan?"He asked, worry displayed on his face. Konan waved her hand before another wave of nausua came over her and she hurled in the toilet again. Pein winced causing Konan to flick her hand at him. He nodded and closed the door again.
He paced around in the room for a minute, Konan had been in there for 4 minutes puking already. If she was sick, this was not good. How was he suppose to run an organization if his partner in crime was sick? He wished he had Byakugan for a minute so he could look inside of her to see What was causing her sickness...
Pein started smirking when he had a great idea!! Have Ino look at her, after all, she's a certified medic ninja.
"I'll be back, Konan."He said, before heading out for Deidara's room. He poked his head in Ino's old room to make sure Jinta was in there. He wasn't, so he knocked on Deidara's door. He waited a minute before the door flung open to see a disheveled Deidara, with bedhair.
"Leader-sama?"The blonde man asked, with his eyes barely open. It was only 5 in the morning.
"Yur, Deidara, do you know where Ino went?"He asked, ignoring blondie's sleepiness.
(it's said just like how its spelled yurrr! lol!)
"Check the kitchen, she and Jinta went there about 5 minutes ago....Is that all?"He asked. Pein nodded and he closed the door behind the orange haired leader.
"I just missed her."He muttered to himself.
"Morning, Leader-sama."Zetsu said, coming up from the floor. Zetsu had that habit, to just come out of nowhere, it always freaked some members out...like Ino and Konan...Jinta too. Pein knew the little boy would be scared of a venus fly trap looking man popping out of the floor like some kind of daisy.
"Morning, Zetsu. Is Ino still in the kitchen?"He asked, turning to face the man...thingy as he fully came out of the floor.
"Hai, she was making some breakfast while Jinta was watching from a stool."Zetsu answered.
"Was there some reason you came to me?"Pein asked, whenever he saw Zetsu, it was usually to tell something.
"Hai. Sasori-san has come back from his mission. He just got back and is probably either heading this way or talking to Ino-san in the kitchen."Zetsu said,"I'm going back to patrolling now."
And with that he sunk back through the floor. He sped up his walk and got to the kitchen just to have Jinta run into his legs. He shrunk back and whimpered.
"Oh! Konichiwa Leader-sama. Gomen for him."Ino said,"Jinta say Gomen."
"...Gomen."He said, his lips moved but the Gomen was almost inaudible. Then he ran over to Ino's side, who was at the kitchen island making two plates. One small one that had just a little bit of everything, which was a style breakfast. Eggs, pancakes, and bacon. The other plate was for Ino.
"You okay, Leader-sama? You seem a little out of it today."Ino asked, glancing to the usually in control leader. He looked confused and a little dazed today like something weird happened.
"..I need you to do something for me..."He said, adverting his eyes.
"Sure.."she said, taking Jinta from around her leg and sitting him on a stool,"What is it?"
"I think Konan's sick...she's been puking for the past few weeks and I don't know What's wrong with her? Can you take a look?"He asked, twiddling his thumbs.
"Sure. Why not?"Ino said, turning to Jinta she said,"Stay here. I'll be right back."
"I'll stay with him."Pein said, sitting a few seats away from the blonde boy.
"thanks."Ino said, quickly walking out of the room. She grabbed a medical kit before she left and walked to Konan's room, on the way seeing Sasori.
"Konichiwa, Sasori-san."She said. He turned and said,"Oh Konichiwa Ino-san. Where's Deidara?"
"He's still in bed, that's why he's getting bed hair now."Ino smirked, Sasori chuckled and said.
"I'll go stop there in a few minutes. Where you off to?"
"Check up."Ino said, waving him off and knocking on Konan's door.
"Come in."She heard, before opening the door. She saw Konan laying down on the bed.
"Oh Konichiwa Ino. I thought you were Pein for a minute."Konan said, but seeing the medical bag in her hand, she added,"He asked you to check up on me, didn't he?"
She nodded and smiled before sitting on the bed next to her. Konan slowly took of the covers and layed down as Ino summoned her healing type chakra to her hands. Her hands glowed green as she layed them down on Konan's head first. She was just scanning for now.
As she went farther down to Konan's stomach, she felt a spike. She jerked back, causing Konan to glance at her. Ino couldn't help but notice that Konan's chakra presence felt a little different. Her usual blue pulsing of chakra had grown slightly erratic, and being the medic nin that she was, Ino was curious.
"Is there something wrong?!"Konan asked, Ino shook her head, not wanting upset her. Ino layed her hands back on her stomach and probed around. If she had food poisoning, then the flares would be dull and all through the body. but as soon as she reached the woman's abdomen, a sudden spike in chakra confirmed the second suspicion that she had. It was another chakra presence, a new one. She felt a heartbeat, that certainly wasn't Konan's.
Ino eyes widened, causing Konan to look at her suspiciously. Ino's shocked expression turned to joy!
Konan's green eyes widened. "W-What is it? Am I really sick?"
'OH YEAH!! Konan's having a baby!!!"Ino thought excitedly.
"Ino. What are you so happy about?"Konan asked, suspiciously. Her eyes were on Ino's face. Ino smiled innocent.
"Onegai hold for one moment..."Ino said, before vanishing using her ANBU speed...meaning she vanished in a second, without a trace.
Konan growled as she spot where Ino just sat,"When I get my hands on that girl."
Ino appeared outside the door, Pein grabbed her robe and turned her around to face him.
"Is she alright!?"He asked, looking kinda isanely and truly scared in a kinda weird compassionate way. Ino cringed and took his hands gently off her robe.
"Leader-sama, you have nothing to worry about!"Ino smiled, a huge grin. Then she vanished back into the room just in time to be greeted by Konan's wrath!
"Ino!!! How dare you just leave me like that!? You got me scared!!!"Konan yelled, shaking Ino uncontrollably.
"AAA!! Konan!! You're scaring me!"Ino said, flinching. Konan stopped shaking to say.
"Ino tell me now. What's wrong with me?"She had tears in her eyes from the fear of something being wrong.
The blond shook her head and stared back up at her. "No, but... there's another chakra presence inside you. That... that means you're pregnant."
Konan's eyes widened and her body went slack, causing her to lose grip on Ino's robe, which then caused Ino to fall flat on her butt.
"OW!"Ino shrieked. She stood up dusted off and then turned back to the green eyed woman,"Konan...."
Her eyes widened even further, if that was even possible. "What? but... but that's..." Her hand went reflexively to her abdomen. "How come I didn't think of that... Oh no, Ino... What will I do?" She shook her head briskly, trying to not think of the problems that would arise from this. "How will I tell him?"
She put her hand on Konan's shoulder for support. "I don't know, but you should tell him after all he is outside the door. but still, do you want me to make him come back later? I could? It didn't seem like you were very far along yet."
"No, I'll tell him after you leave."Konan said, Ino nodded and gathered her medical supplies and waved before she left.
Pein came in as soon as Ino left and closed the door.
She avoided his glance, but then looked up at him when she realized that she would rather look him in the eye when she told him. Her hand reached for his and placed it over her abdomen cautiously. "Do you feel it?"
His eyes widened when he sensed the second chakra presence. "What... What is that?"
A smile slowly crept onto her face. "It's ours."
His mouth opened slightly in awe. "Ours?" He let his own small smile settle on his face, both confused and happy about this new information.
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Ino put the medical bag ontop of the fridge and sat down exhaustedly on the couch. Jinta popped out of nowhere and jumped on her lap.
"Where'd you go?"He asked, all smiles. Ino swore, his smiles were always contagious, it just make you smile when he does.
"I went to Konan-chan's room for a few."She said, looking over to the door, she saw Deidara, Sasori, Temari, and Hidan appear.
"Morning, sleepyhead!"Jinta said, hopping off Ino's lap and running over to Deidara. Deidara grabbed the boy and said.
"Morning Jinta. How'd ya sleep, yeah?"
"Great! I have my own room now thanks to Ino-chan!"Jinta said. Ino smiled. Sasori took note of how the two were acting...
"Morning, Temari-chan, Hidan."Ino said, to the couple. Temari smiled back while Hidan grunted in response.
"He's still kinda sleepy."Temari said, excusing his lack of words
"You would know all about that wouldn't you, Temari?"Sasori smirked, causing Ino to giggled. Temari turned red and said.
"Ahh shaddup, puppet boy."Earning a giggled from Jinta and Ino again. Jinta being known as to jump at random times, hopped out of Deidara's arms and ran over to Ino again.
"So What we gon today?"
"Well...like I said yesterday, it's a surprise...you have to get ready first."Ino whispered. Sasori, looked from Ino to Deidara and thought.
'I can tell, they're going out...'He thought
"I'll be back, watch me get ready!!"Jinta said, running out the door, running into yet another person. but it was a female to be exact.
"Oh! Gomen Jinta."Konan said, Jinta bowed respectfully, gave a wave and ran yet again.
"What's with the hypness?"She giggled, turning to Ino, who shrugged.
"I really don't know. All gave him was the western styled breakfast...OH! I know. Those pancakes had syrup on them. He loves sweets, so I have to buy him a toothbrush now that I remember."Ino said.
Konan smiled, she just knew it, when Ino did have children, she was gonna be a great mother. She just hoped she could be too.
"You will be, Konan."Ino said smiled, surprising Konan with that information and where she got it from.
....15 minutes later...
Jinta came running in to present himself to his older cousin. He smirked as she looked him over.
"Coz I'm smart, I dressed myself."He grinned, that Naruto grin. Ino and Konan giggled before Ino said,"We can go now!"
"Hai we can now. Konan, we're just gonna be in the fields around here if anyone needs us,"Ino said, taking Jinta's hand. He was trying to pull her along to get her to move faster. Oh she could move way faster, he just didn't know that.
"We're gonna buy the stuff you need then I need to talk to you, got that?"Ino asked, as they quickly arrived in town,"Oo...and I'll sign you up for the ninja academy here."
"Hai!!"Jinta yelped, jumping into the air. People around them stared, it was a strange sight indeed. An Akatsuki member with a child, not a match.
"Cmon, let's buy you some clothes and a toothbrush."Ino muttered to more of herself since Jinta was in his own little world right now.
.....A Few hours later....
Ino had taken Jinta shopping and bought him some clothes, bought him a toothbrush, and even signed him up for the ninja academy. Those people there were kinda amazed though.
*Flashback*
Jinta was so excited! He was going to another ninja academy, the kids in konoha didn't like him that much because he was always good at the exercises and test, he got better grades than all of them. He was like another Sasuke Uchiha but without the coldness.
Ino and Jinta walked into Amegakure's ninja academy and looked around until a chuunin approached them both.
"Can I..um help you?"He asked, a sweatdrop rolling down his forehead, you don't really see Akatsuki members in ninja academies, and he was scared of her, she could beat him easily and senselessly.
"Hai, I'd like to enroll him in here. Is it still time to sign up?"Ino asked, knowing fully well he was scared of her.
"...Um..No, it's still open....The desk are over near that large poster...."He said, pointing to a small circulation desk.
"Thanks."Ino smiled, taking Jinta's hand and starting to walk over.
"Wait!..Um..may I ask you a question?"He asked sheepishly adervting his eyes to the floor.
"Um..sure.."Ino said. Jinta sighed, he wanted to get signed up as fast as possible.
"Why are you signing him up? Why don't you train him yourself and why is with you anyway?"He gushed. Like a inside waterfall just bursted open.
"First, I'm signing him up coz he wants to go. He needs to be with children his age sometimes, and I have missions as well as you do. And lastly, he's my-!"Ino said before Jinta interrupted her.
"She's my mom!! Now can we go!?"
".......well, he wants to go so bye."Ino said, her and blondie boy walked over to the circulation desk finally.
The two chuunin secretaries looked up at the same time and Ino saw that they were twin girls.
"How may we help you?"Both asked with a smile on their faces.
"I'd like to enroll him in this ninja academy."Ino said. They nodded and both swirled around in their chairs before swirling back with 3 papers. One was the safety contract, the other the oath, and lastly, the parent's consent.
Ino signed all three and smiled as Jinta bounced happily upon seeing her fill the forms out. The twins looked at her and gave each other quizical glances when they thought Ino wasn't looking.
"Yay!!"Jinta said, giving Ino a huge hug, which she returned. This got the twins smiling. They appreciated a good love display.
"We'll see you soon, Jinta-san."One of the twins smiled while the other waved.
*End of Flashback*
"Where are we going?"Jinta asked, as she walked pasted the rock that led to base, instead she went up a hill that sat next to the rock.
"Come, I want to talk to you."She said, kinda serious now. He nodded and sat down in front of her, she sat on a big boulder while he saw on the ground right in front of her.
"Jinta, do you know who you are?"She asked.
"Hai! I'm Yamanaka Jinta. Why?"
"No reason, just wanted to see on that one. Now you do know I'm not your mother right?"Ino asked, tapping her chin lightly.
His smile faded and he looked down before saying,"Hai I now...but I want you to be my new mommy since my old one died. She told me before she died to embrace you as my new family when I saw you, and I did What she said."Jinta half whispered, half said,"Do you not like me calling you my mommy?"
"No of course not, Jinta. I would love to be your new mommy, I just wanted to see if you remembered so you'd never forget her...Now as a Yamanaka, do you remember What we can do?"She smiled.
His smile came back as he shook his head.
"Us, Yamanakas, have the ability to control and enter other people's minds. Do you understand?"Ino asked, it was a simple concept but he was only 4. He was a smart 4 for his age but so What, he's still a child.
"Hai. I've seen Mommy do it. She aimed her hands at a guy and then she fell and didn't get back up, but the guy helped us."He smirked, remembering his mom's jutsu.
"Hai, I can do them and I'm gonna teach you too. It takes practice so don't be sad if you can't do it right now-!!!"Ino said, before senseing something totally wrong. It was another person's chakra signature but it was different.
"What's wrong, mommy?"Jinta asked, senseing Ino's discomfort and seeing the expression on her face. She looked at him and put a finger to her lips. She picked him up and jumped off the hill to the base. Squeezing a little chakra into it, she pushed Jinta in it and said.
"I'll be back."She said. He nodded and watched her close it back. He ran and ran down the hallways until he came to the kitchen, where he saw Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, and Konan.
Itachi, as usual was reading, Sasori and Deidara were talking about art, and Konan was drinking some tea.
They all turned to the door when he ran in with tears in his eyes. He ran and jumped on Deidara's lap. Deidara looked confused at the sobbing child and just patted his back.
"What's wrong, yeah? And stop crying, boys don't cry."He said, where was Ino? She was suppose to be with him and yet he didn't sense her.
"Mommy's! *sob* still out*sob*side."He said, his sobbing reducing. He set Jinta down and stood up. Itachi beckoned the child over and put him on his lap. He started muttering stuff to the child to make him calm down.
"Where was she, un, Jinta?"He asked, stopping by the door.
"In the fields."He said, turning to face him,"Are you gonna get her back, Dad?"
Everyone, I mean everyone in the kitchen all stopped, stared at the child, then to Deidara. Deidara had a dazed look on his face before snapping out of it and nodding.
"Did he just?.."Sasori asked, did he hear right?
"Did I hear right..?"Konan asked, shocked as well.
Itachi not as shocked as them said,"He did....Jinta, why did you call Deidara Dad?"
"Coz he's my new daddy just like Ino's my new mommy. My old mommy said when I get a new family, to embrace them."He said, going back to sucking on a lollipop Itachi just gave him.
"..."All 3 adults in the kitchen said.
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Deidara got outside to see Ino being jacked up. She stared at the guy with a cold look though.
"I've finally found you girl...After seven years too."He smirked. Ino shook her head and said.
"You don't know the whole story...no one does and its really quite sad how I get blamed for his criminal offenses."
"Oh criminal offenses? And this is coming from a girl such as yourself from the Akatsuki."The man smirked.
"Ino..yeah."Deidara muttered to himself as he sneaked a spider bomb up the man's back without him feeling it. Ino though, smiled and kicked off the man and did a perfect back flip without using her hands.
"Hey, Deidara-kun."Ino smirked, turning in his direction. The man looked confused until the explosion went off. Both blonde's hair flew back from its force, it wasn't much but enough to blow the man up and not destroy everything aorund it.
"..Whoa..."Ino said, and Deidara started smirking at his girlfriend.
"Oh that reminds me now...Why did Jinta call me Dad, un?"He asked, sitting on a nearby rock. Ino sits next to him and says.
"...Well...he says his mom told him that when he sees me, to embrace me as his new mommy and I guess he chose you as his father figure."Ino explained, while tapping her chin and thinking,'How am I suppose to do this? I'm no mother, it's so far so good, for now.'
"Whatcha thinking about, yeah?"He asked, seeing the confused expression on her face. She blinked before facing him and saying,"I was thinking about how I'm gonna do this "mother" thing. I guess I'm doing good so far."
"Ino, you're doing just fine. Just keep it up. I could help too, he did appoint me as his new father."Deidara smirked, he could be a father too!
"Sure. Knock yourself out."Ino giggled, standing up and pulling Deidara along with her. She, feeling random right then and there, tagged him and disappeared into the forest's foliage. He laughed before disappearing as well.