Yuki R.: I'm baaaaack! And with another chapter, no less. I don't really has much to say, so on with the fun!
Chapter 4
Kanda was sitting in the dining hall across from Allen, eating his soba noodles. They sat in silence for many awkward minutes, munching their food quietly. Allen eventually grew tired of the eerie silence and decided to try making small talk.
"So…what do you think of the new girls?" He asked slowly, trying to sound as least uncomfortable as possible. Kanda stopped. His brain seemed to blank at the question. He couldn't really think of an answer. They sat there for a few seconds in silence while his mind leafed through possible answers.
"…I think…they're…nice?" The dark haired teen spoke uncomfortably.
"Oh…cool." The young brit responded, the weirdness practically radiating off the two teens. Out of nowhere, a loud high-pitched scream echoed throughout the entire Order. 'Ooh, I don't like the sound of that. I wonder who Komui's victim is this time.' Then a strange thought came to the white haired boy. "Wait…" Allen leaned a bit towards the other. "I thought you were gay?" He whispered. Kanda's body practically turned to stone at that, his rage slowly boiling.
"…You thought…what the hell made you think I was gay?" The ponytailed teen whispered back harshly. Allen sat back in his chair, a bit afraid.
"…the hair?" Allen mumbled.
"What. About. The hair?" Kanda growled.
"It's kinda…girly, ya know?" Allen said sheepishly.
"…shut up, short stack. It's not girly, it's a way of keeping it outta my face. Let's get one thing straight…I'm a cat person." Kanda bit out smugly, thinking this a clever little puzzle.
"Huh? What does that mean?" The other asked in confusion. What did he mean? Why would he bring up cats?
"It means he likes pussy, smart one." A slightly irritated voice emerged from beside the table. Both boys jumped in their seats at the sudden outburst. They turned and saw Aya with a sling on her right arm and wrapping around her left ankle and torso right under where her shirt was now partially cut off. She was standing with slight difficulty, looking at them with annoyance. She was surprisingly barefoot as well.
"Hey Kyra, wassup?" Allen asked, using the earlier name for her other half. He looked her up and down, and her shoulder looked more damaged than fixed from his angle.
"Komui fixed her shoulder, but didn't give her any anesthetic before frickin torturing her." Kyra 'che' ed.
"Heh, Komui did that to me on my first day." The snow haired teen chuckled. Suddenly, Emily popped out from behind Kyra with no warning whatsoever.
"You know what they say. Chinese torture, best torture." She said playfully in a phony Chinese accent. Everyone laughed and the girls sat down, Kyra by Allen and Emily by Kanda.
"Maybe, but I swear to god, he almost ripped of her arm, jeez." Kyra said, gently rubbing at her tender flesh. Emily's mood immediately darkened. Both Allen and Kanda shivered, but Kyra seemed oblivious to the murderous intent.
"What did you say?" The brown haired girl asked darkly.
"I said Komui almost ripped off her frickin arm." The silver-gold haired teen repeated, still not paying attention. Emily suddenly stood up.
"Chinese man must die." She muttered. Kyra switched back to Aya at the threat and grasped her sleeve, effectively keeping her in place.
"N-no, you can't kill Komui! I like him!" Aya yelled. Everyone stopped and looked over at the loud group of teens. Aya's face lit up at the meaning behind her words. "T-that's not what I meant! Not like that, you pervs!" Aya yelled. Everyone went back to their food and idle chatting. Aya released her grip and Emily sat back down next to Kanda.
"Fine, but ONLY cuz you're trying to make friends." Emily crossed her arms and pouted angrily. Aya sighed in relief and sipped at her water. Wait…she didn't get a cup of water when she entered the dining hall.
"Uh." She set the water down and turned away from the group. 'Who's water did I just drink?' Aya thought in a panic. She turned her head to look whose water it was, but noticed something strange. Both Allen and Kanda had their waters in front of them. 'What? It they both have theirs, then whose water is this?' Aya looked at the glass in front of her suspiciously. Suddenly Emily spoke up.
"Hey Aya, can I have a drink?" She asked with a smile, happy her friend/sister was falling for her trick. You see, Emily was the one who thought ahead and brought a water for Aya when she entered the dining hall, figuring the ditz would accidentally drink someone else's. Of course, she was right. Aya had accidentally grabbed Kanda's water, and once no one was watching, Emily switched the glasses before anyone noticed, giving Kanda the untouched water. (A/N: yes I just made Kanda drink water. Suck it bitch! No green tea for you, assclown. :P)
"Um, sure…?" Aya handed the glass to her.
"Thanks, I really needed that." She said as she handed the other girl back the glass.
"No problem." Aya said distractedly as she took back the water and set it down in front of herself, glaring at it intently. Emily just giggled at her antics. Kanda and Allen noticed the slight laugh and smiled. It was the first laugh of hers they had heard since they got here. Allen glanced over at Aya and noticed she was no longer seated. She was in the process of trying to stand.
"Uh, hold on. I'll help you." Allen stood and pulled the bench they had been sitting on back for her.
"Why thank you Allen. I'll be right back." Aya mumbled a bit shyly. 'Wow, he's got manners. That's good.'
"Why don't I come with you? I'll be of more use than just sitting here." The young teen smiled, unintentionally making the girl melt. A lot.
"O-ok." She muttered quietly before walking towards the kitchen window, Allen quickly catching up to her. What Aya didn't expect, was Jerry. Just…Jerry.
"Well hey, if it isn't young Allen. What can I get you cutie?" The flaming man asked excitedly, leaning out the window towards Allen. Aya's eye twitched and she looped her good arm around the boy's waist and gently tugged him closer to herself, gripping his hip with her hand tightly. He jumped slightly at the unexpected contact and looked down at her hand resting on his slim waist, then back up at her. Meanwhile, Jerry had taken notice of the girl attached to the white haired brit. "And who might this be? Oh my god, you're so adorable!" He squealed like a schoolgirl.
"Uh, m-my name's Aya Walker. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!" She spoke hurriedly and bowed deeply, remembering to show her respects this time to him. He squealed again, making her feel kinda awkward.
"Wow, you got quite the set of manners, sweetie. My name's Jerry." The older man looked down and was about to tell her she could stand up now, but instead got a full view of her breasts. "Damn, hunny! You're definitely from around here. What size are you? Are they real?" Jerry poked at them slightly in interest. Allen on the other hand looked horrified. A man she had just met was touching her inappropriately and she seemed completely oblivious to it!
"Thank you, Jerry. Yeah, I'm not from here. I'm from America. California to be exact. I'm a size 32 G, and yes they're real." Aya answered each question in order and smiled as she finally stood up straight.
"Wow, you're pretty top heavy for being a 32, huh?" The pink haired man asked, genuinely interested in the conversation.
"I guess, I'm pretty used to it though. I've pretty much always been a G. Never anything smaller for more than a week or two." She responded.
"Damn! 32 G? That's huge!" Allen said surprised, not realizing her had spoken aloud. Both Aya and Jerry looked at him oddly.
"Allen, I'm only large in cup size. The 32 is the length in inches around my ribcage." Aya said slowly, as though explaining to a five year old why they shouldn't eat small toys. "Hell, I'm even smaller than Emily!" She gave him an exasperated look and placed her hand on her hip. Allen glanced down at the ground. Master had never really taught him about the female anatomy when he was growing up, or much of anything else kids should know. He knew the basics, but that was pretty much it. He was a guy for god's sake!
"O-oh, I see." He felt awkward listening to all the 'girl talk'. Jerry seemed to notice this and moved on to another subject he was sure Allen would like.
"So sweetie, you hungry? Order anything you want." Jerry smiled. Allen seemed to perk up at this.
"Seriously? Anything I want?" Aya asked in shock. She was extremely excited now. 'Anything I want, I can't believe it! Finally a decent place to get good food!'
"You got it! Order away!" Jerry's smile widened at the look of sheer bliss on the young girl's face at the offer.
"I'd like potatoes Au Gratin, pork fried rice, sweet and sour chicken, egg flower soup, pork chow mien, vegetable chow mien, Carpaccio, Chuka Soba noodles, chicken, and powdered sugar dohnuts please!" Aya spoke excitedly. She had a large grin plastered on her porcelain pace. Allen stood there shell-shocked before letting a small smile slip grace his lips. 'I guess she's got quite the appetite, huh?' He stared off into space lost in thoughts about other random things. After a minute or so Aya started to get nervous by his sudden silence. She carefully grasped and shook his shoulders, successfully bringing him back to the real world. When he turned to face her, his lips were merely millimeters from hers. The boy's face lit up like a Christmas tree; completely red. Jerry squealed at the sight again. That was starting to happen more frequently.
"So hunny, what kind of chicken would you like?" Jerry couldn't stop smiling, which made the teens feel slightly uncomfortable.
"Spicy chicken! Really spicy, or I won't eat it." The girl grinned broadly as she shifted her weight to her uninjured leg to stand more comfortably.
"Alright, how much spice then?" Jerry asked as he went through the conveniently placed spice rack in reach of the stove and plucked up the spice bottle.
"Just put in the whole bottle. It'll be fine." She said bluntly.
"Uh, are you sure? Won't that be a bit too much?" The older male was kind of concerned if she was sure about what she was saying.
"Oh it's fine. I'm quarter Portuguese, quarter Mexican, and quarter Indian so I think I can handle it." Aya spoke with poorly concealed pride at her heritage. (A/N: I thought it'd be cool to use my background as hers. Cool, right?)
"What?" Both men yelled in unison before looking at each other, successfully weirded out by the small mishap.
"I know, I know. I'm so pale I can't be Mexican, right? I get that all the time. I can prove it though." The gold-silver haired girl said smugly.
"How?"
"Ask me anything."
"Where are your ancestors from?"
"Agua Caliente, Mexico." Aya spoke flawlessly in a perfect Spanish accent. (A/N: Ok, I truly have no idea if this is a real place or not, I'm terrible at geography. But I'm just going with it.) Jerry dropped his cooking utensils, Allen's jaw dropped, and a new voice spoke up.
"Whoa, someone knows Spanish." Lavi popped out of, literally, nowhere and glomp attacked Aya from behind. She let out a high pitched squeak in surprise at the sudden contact. Allen was about to tell his friend to let go of her when Lavi suddenly kissed her chastely on the lips real quick. He was now bubbling with anger towards Lavi for touching her. Aya's face lit up once again and the redhead was suddenly wrenched off of her back. She turned and saw him being held by the back of his shirt collar, which was fisted in Allen's hand. He looked slightly miffed at the stupid rabbit, but then Lenalee walked into view.
"Lavi cut it out. Quit bothering the new exorcist already." The forest haired girl chided the boy before turning to the whiteette. "Thanks Allen." She gave him a smile in slight apology for the dimwit's behavior. Allen nodded and released Lavi from his vice grip and the older boy scrambled away.
"Wait, Aya's the new exorcist? Komui never told me it was a girl! Come to think of it, I was wondering why she suddenly appeared out of nowhere." Lavi said excitedly, his eyes sparkling more than usual.
"Yeah, her and another girl are the new recruits we'd been waiting for earlier. The other one's with Kanda right now. He is her permanent personal guide around the Order, while I'm Aya's. And let me tell ya, she's even better than Kanda at fighting." While speaking Allen had snaked his arm around Aya's waist possessively. Lenalee noticed the seemingly subtle move but decided to keep silent, a small smile forming on her lips. To tell the truth, she had secretly hoped this would happen. Her dear friends needed the relief they deserved. And Aya and Emily sure as hell needed a bit too. She's read their files before they had even arrived.
"Seriously? She's better than Yu-chan?" The tall miscreant asked in wonder.
"Don't call me that, stupid rabbit!" Kanda yelled from across the hall. All of the teens laughed at the hot-headed samurai's outburst. Aya untied the sling from her right arm, her shoulder being adequately healed enough to not be in pain anymore. She smiled before walking up to Lenalee to properly greet her, planting a small kiss on the girl's thin lips. Allen and Lavi both involuntarily gasped in shock and their faces turned scarlet. Lenalee didn't even look surprised and she happily returned the greeting. Now remember, she had read Aya's file before she'd even arrived.
"What? That's how we greet people in America. At least I do." She mumbled the last part, but unlucky for her, Allen heard it. He smiled warmly, pulled her away from the other girl, and pulled her into a deep kiss right in front of her and Lavi. Lavi's jaw dropped to the floor. He was shocked to death. Was this part of the greeting? His friend had never really expressed his feelings to others when it came to romantic things. But now, it looked completely natural for him to be kissing this girl so passionately. And in front of everyone no less. Aya reacted as soon as they made contact, parting her lips for him to explore her mercilessly. His tongue slid in with ease and explored every crevice of her wet orifice. She smiled into the kiss when he tried to get her tongue to play with his. She slowly took over dominance of the kiss. She tangled her hands in his white, silky locks, angling his head down to give herself better access, her tongue moving everywhere in his mouth. She lightly sucked on his wet, velvet muscle and Allen moaned heatedly before it was swallowed up by her small mouth. Suddenly, everyone was staring at them intently. Even Komui, who had walked in, had dropped his coffee mug on the ground in shock, shattering it to pieces. Suddenly, it hit Aya like a ton of bricks. Everyone was watching them. Everyone! She quickly broke this kiss and pulled away. Allen looked at the girl with his slightly clouded eyes in confusion before the situation sunk in. Both their faces went tomato red as they both stared down at the floor. After a moment or two cheering erupted from the crowd in approval, surprising both teens. Then Jerry interrupted.
"Alright hunny, food's ready! Here you go!" He said happily. He set the dishes on a tray for her to take with her. She picked it up in her left hand and then grabbed Allen's Innocence hand with her right, intertwining their fingers and walked back to their table. She knew what was in store for her once they got back to their friends. She shivered slightly, gripping Allen's hand tighter. He squeezed her hand back in reassurance, smiling at her. Aya smiled back, relief washing through her. She was ready to face her friends' wrath.
End of chapter 4
Yuki: Sorry for the shortness, but I'm lazy. My butthead of a sister won't leave me alone and keeps distracting me with good music. Off –topicness: Only one week till school's out!
Kanda: You're just a lazy ass who doesn't want to do anymore work.
Yuki: Well no shit, gayboy. And I'm not lazy, I get straight A's. I'm just tired of dealing with mean teachers.
Crazychick16: Shut up shitfuck, my little sister does what she wants.
Yuki:…thank you for that sis. *confused?*
Crazychick16: Ignore the awkwardness. Has a candy. *holds out a tootsie pop*
Yuki:…. *runs screaming* THE WORLD'S GONNA END! WE'RE ALL FUCKED!
Crazychick16: What? I can't be nice to my little sister for once?
Allen: For the record, it is kinda scary. I mean, it's never happened before.
Crazychick16:….you guys are asses.
Lavi: Do I get to have any fun in this author note this time?
Crazychick16: *ponders for a moment* How do you feel about being ruffied and locked in a closet with Tyki?
Lavi:…..I'm good, thanks. *cowers in the emo corner*
Yuki: Yeah, you better go work my corner, bitch. *laughs playfully*
Crazychick16: *laughs too* Ahh, siblings. You just gotta love the mind fuck.
Kanda:…I've had enough of you freaks. And you, *points to Crazychick16*, go the fuck away before skewer you with Mugen for being such a fucking nuisance! It's bad enough that it takes her this frickin long to update already! Quit making it worse!
Allen: IIIIII'm just gonna end this here. Please review, they're what make her write faster! Well, fast for her. But you get it.
Aishiteru, Ja Ne~