A/N: I hope this turned out alright. It's kind of... 'naughty' but in a funny way. I hope. It doesn't directly have anything bad in this chapter, just implies.. quite a bit.. well you will see. Just read it!

And I hope I don't offend anyone. :)

Dis-DoNotOwnLWD.

I sat there, trying to recall the last five minutes that led me to my current situation; Sitting alone in Derek's room waiting for him to return.

"Case, just make yourself comfortable, and I'll will be back in about five minutes."

"Alright…"

"Hey, don't be nervous. Everything will be okay. I promise."

"Uh-hu."

How do I get myself in these situations? AhHa! I got it. He can't make me do it if I sneak away and he can't find me. Pure Genius Casey. I got up from his bed and made my way to the door. I put my hand on the knob but before I could turn it, Derek opened the door and walked in his room.

"Going somewhere?" He said with a smirk.

"Uh… Um… No I was just trying to find you. It was a little bit longer than five minutes. So I thought I would check up on you." I tried to sound convincing.

"Sure you were. Listen Casey, we don't have to do this if you don't want to. I just thought it would be fun for us. Some bonding time… if ya catch my drift."

"No, I'm totally ready for this. Lets just get it over with before we get caught or something."

"Yes, Princess."

He motioned for me to get comfortable on the bed while he got everything ready. I took a deep breath and sat down. I moved all the way down to the headboard and put a pillow behind me so I would be comfortable. Finally he was ready to go, and he came and sat down next to me on his bed. He turned and looked at me; I still had a nervous look on my face.

"I have never done this before." I pleaded to him.

"I know. But it's okay. I'm not judging you."

He leaned over and kissed my cheek. "Are you ready?" I simply nodded my head for him to go ahead.

"Alright, here goes nothing."

I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. Once I opened my eyes I knew I was ready.

He pushed the power button on the remote to turn the TV on. Then he pushed a few more buttons to get it to play the DVD, which he spent forever searching for. Weird music came through his speakers and the title 'The Adventures of Anita Love' appeared on the screen. Where do they come up with these names?

The scene started with a patient sitting in a doctor's office. The nurse had called her name and told her it was time for Dr. Pen Atration to see her. Once again I started to laugh at the names. Derek paused the TV and turned towards me.

"Is there something funny?" He asked.

"No, not at all, I just think the names are a little off the wall. Wouldn't you say?"

"That's the point Casey."

"Oh…" I trailed off.

He continued the DVD, so I focused my attention back to the TV. The 'patient' who's name is Anita Love, proceeded her way to the examine room and sat down on the bed. She was wearing a really short skirt, stilettos and a very revealing low cut shirt. Just as soon as she sat down, Dr Pen Atration entered the room.

"So I see you are here for your annual check up."

"That is correct; Doctor." Anita had said, trying to be sexy.

"Well, lets not waste anymore time, shall we?"

"Whatever you want. You are the professional here."

With that, I couldn't take it any longer. I had to let out a chuckle. Derek turned towards me and told me 'shhh.' So I put my pointer finger and thumb together and pulled them across my lips as if I was zipping them shut. Then I flicked my fingers like I threw away the key. He wasn't too amused to say the least.

All of the sudden the Doctor was taking off the patient's clothes and laying her down on the bed. This is appalling! I can't believe Derek does this on his free time. I can't believe I let him talk me into watching this with him. After about thirty seconds, they were having intercourse. I couldn't take it anymore. I had to ask questions about this!

"Umm, Derek. Can I ask you something?" He sighed before pushing pause and turning towards me.

"Yeah sure, what's up?"

"Do all guys find this entertaining?"

"Mostly. Some girls like it too."

"Oh… Well… I see."

"Anything else?"

"No. That's all. Sorry I distracted."

He turned back towards the TV and pushed play again. I sat there and watched as Dr. Pen Atration turned her in all kinds of positions. Occasionally I would throw some commentary in there like, 'wow' or 'oh my.'

"Derek."

"Yeah?" He said with out even tearing his eyes away from the TV.

"How does that work?"

"What do you mean Case?"

"Well… I mean… look, her leg is all the way over there, and her back is all arched, then her arm is all the way around him… I don't know it just looks really painful or something."

He started to laugh before he could finally answer me. "I don't know Casey. I'm sure it's not to painful, because they seem to be enjoying themselves."

"Right…"

"But I still don't get it."

"CASEY! Just chill out and watch okay? It's okay if you don't get it. What… do you want me to show you how it's done?"

"Sorry. No, it's okay. I'll drop it."

"… Look, I'm sorry I got angry. I'll show you how I think they are doing it. Maybe that way you will understand. Will that work?"

I nodded my head and he moved me around on the bed and crawled on top of me.

"Alright Case. You gotta listen to me. Put your leg over here, now give me your arm. No sorry your other arm."

"—Ah. That hurts." I said.

"Sorry. Well let's try it this way then. Move your leg this way, now give me your other arm."

"Is this what they were doing?"

"I think were getting close. Arch your back Case. Alright, now turn just a little to your left. Okay, I think we got it now wrap your arm around my neck."

"Wow. This looks painful, but surprisingly it's not all that bad."

"Were not even doing anything, I bet it could get difficult."

"Hey are you guys in her--"

Just then we were cut off by our younger siblings. We had gotten so into trying to figure out this position that we hadn't realized the door being opened. All four mouths fell open in shock.

"I-I-Is that porn you are watching?" Lizzie asked.

Derek and I tried to get out of the bind we were in. Once we were loose from each other he grabbed the remote and turned the TV off. Lizzie and Edwin had already made their ways out of sight from us. I looked at Derek as he looked at me, and we both had the same thought.

'Oh shit.'