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Chapter 2; Naming rams and pure stupidity
We left off with our idiots when Xemnas had been going psychologically insane over easy bake ovens... What happens next?
Read and find out...
Larxene; Superior! Knock it off! *whacks him on the head*
Xemnas; Nooo! *falls down* You will pay for this Evil Dr. Oven mitts! *faints*
Everyone; o.O
Roxas; What ever happened to Riku? He's still lying there on the floor. He hasn't been mentioned in this weird story that we are so out of character in.
Zexion; Roxas, stop saying we are in this crazy story on the internet its very absurd.
Xigbar; Hmmm... *is still reading the manual*
Jack; Well mates, I think I better be going now.. *disappears*
*Then, Suddenly out of no where a ram just magically appears with a big puff of smoke*
Ram; RAWR!
Everyone; o.O
Xemnas; *immediately gets up* Hey! HOW DARE YOU ENTER INTO MY DOMINION! *summons light saber thingies*
Everyone; *shakes in fear*
Axel; w-what is that thing?
Roxas; I-I don't know...
Larxene; I-It's probably not something harmful... r-right Zexion?
Zexion; I think so...
Ram; RAWR!
Everyone; *runs to the corner of the room*
Ram; *walks towards them*
Lexeaus; *sits on the floor hugging his knees and sucks his thumb*
Roxas; What about Riku? He's still-*Axel covers his mouth*
Axel; shh.. you might offend this creature by saying anything...
Xigbar; I-I'm scared.
Demyx; Lets call it Steve!
Zexion; Steve?
Demyx; Steve's a pretty name
Xigbar; *gets on his knees* Oh great and powerful Steve! What do you want?
Zexion; I-I don't think it can speak
Voice; I heard that young man!
Everyone; *gasps in shock and Xemnas faints*
Voice; You get over here right now!
Demyx; Okay.. *starts to walk towards the ram*
Zexion; *grabs Demyx's arm* Demyx, get back here
Demyx; But Steve is angry
Zexion; I think it came from the other side of Steve- I mean the Ram. I mean... Geez!
Ram; RAWR!
Xigbar; *walks to the ram and gets in its face* Oh, no! I'm not falling for any more of your smooth talk!
Ram; RAWR! *charges at Xigbar and sends him flying through the wall making yet, another whole*
Everyone; o.O
Larxene; *pulls out phone*
Axel; what are you doing?
Ram; *duplicates himself*
Everyone; o.O
Larxene; I'm phoning an exterminator to get rid of this beast *dials number*
Axel; How do you know the number?
Larxene; Shut it
Ram; *duplicates himself so now there is 4 rams*
Axel; hurry up!
*suddenly an SUV comes crashing through the wall and runs over two of the rams*
Everyone; o.O
Larxene; yes hi, we have an animal issue. uh -huh, so you see there are rams invading our castle and they are duplicating themselves. uh-huh. Our location? The castle that never was. You'll be right over? OK great have a bad day! *hangs up*
Ram; *duplicates himself a bunch of times so now there are 16 rams*
Exterminator guy; *appears* I believe someone phoned about an animal problem? The solution is standing before you. Dwayne LaFontaine is here.
Larxene; Where have you been? I am throwing a Welcome to the Neighborhood party tomorrow, and so far, Debbie's car has killed more animals than you have.
Dwayne; Stand down, sister. I personally guarantee that there won't be a living thing at this party. The Verminator is on the job.*looks at the rams* So, ready to get exterminated?
Ram; *charges at Dwayne and sends him flying through the wall leaving a third whole*
Larxene; Well that worked out well..
Roxas; What is that thing? *points to SUV*
Zexion; That is an S.U.V; Humans ride in them because they are slowly losing their ability to walk.
Roxas; Jeepers, its so big!
Axel; How many humans fit in there?
Zexion; Usually, one.
Roxas; *gasp in amazement*
Demyx; WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSE TO DO NOW?
Riku; *gets up* I know what to do! *pulls out a chicken*
Voice; This item doesn't seem to work here...
Riku; *disappears*
Everyone; o.O
Roxas; maybe they like ice cream...
Axel; Ice cream? Is that your solution to everything?
Roxas; hold on let me check.. *pulls out a book from his cloak pocket labeled 'my solutions' and opens it*
hmmm... *flips through pages and pages filled with words ice cream all over* Yep, it is.
Axel' *face palm*
Luxord; It's worth a shot.
Saix; *gets up from the floor from when he crashed into the wall in the last chapter and notices the room filled with rams* WHAT ARE THOSE?
Ram; *charges at Saix and sends him flying through the wall creating a fourth whole*
Roxas; *a sea salt ice cream appears in his hand and throws it*
Ram; *sniffs ice cream and licks it*
Demyx; I wonder if it likes it.
Ram; *body changes colors from red to blue really fast and blows up with a KABOOM! in a puff of black smoke*
Everyone; o.O
Axel; HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
Zexion; by all accounts it doesn't make sense.
Roxas; I really don't know first I appeared an ice cream in my hand and threw it, its simple really.
Axel; but how did you make it appear?
Vexen; who cares! Just do it again!
Roxas; OK, I'll try... *ice cream appears again and he throws it*
Ram; *licks ice cream and blows up*
Larxene; Two down and.. lets see.. *counts rams* and fourteen to go!
TEN MINUTES LATER...
Axel; YAY! THE RAMS ARE GONE!
Everyone; WOO-HOO!
Xemnas; *wakes up* huh? whats all the commotion? *gets up and notices his castle a mess* WHAT IN KINGDOM *BURPS* HEARTS HAPPENED TO MY CASTLE!
Everyone; o.O *teleports in dark corridors immediately*
Xemnas; WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
Marluxia; *appears* Ahh, its good to be - What in kingdom hearts happened?
Xemnas; MARLUXIA!
Marluxia; Superior I- no, you don't think I did this? Do you?
Xemnas; *summons light saber thingies*
Marluxia; Superior! I'm innocent! I just got back from getting a pedicure! I swear! Look at my nails! *shows his sparkling and wicked shiny nails to Xemnas*
Xemnas; MY EYES! MY EYES! I'M BLIND! *covers eyes and falls back to the floor*
Marluxia; Huh? *looks at his nails and blinds himself* I'M BLIND! I CANT SEE! MY EYES!
*faints from shock*
Mean while.. everyone else had teleported out of the castle and to some secret place called Far Far Away...
What happens next? The world may never know, unless of course you read the next chapter...
The naming of the ram Steve, the SUV, and the exterminator are all from the Over the Hedge movie
Thanks for reading!