Last one
 Very Bad Joke. T.T
more like an Author's note then a thought I guess.

Chapter 4 Following lead.
(Paco's Pov)

It didn't take longer than three quarters to find land again.
I killed a rabbit for breakfast.
Aka first didn't want to eat it, and became angry at me for killing it.
But after I started a fire and grilled the animal, the smell became too much for her.
So she sat down and she asked if she could have a leg too.
After that we walked for a while until we saw the pad splitting up.
Aka was doubting like crazy about this.
I said we should just go right.
Of course she asked why, I told her because the first three letters of RIGht were the same as my last name RIGolo.
She called me a simpleminded idiot, but we turned right anyway.
We walked further and Aka found a little knapsack lying in a bush.
She picked it up and just wanted to take a look inside when a big man came from behind the bush, angry.

Can't a fucking man, take a fucking piss, without being fucking robbed! He yelled.

Chill out mate, I said, you know how girls are; always wanting to go inside mans sacks. I gave him a grinning look, yikes that was a really bad Joke.

The man looked down at me as if I was a little ladybug.
Then he suddenly bursted out laughing and fisted my shoulder.

Ya funny bro, now go fast , take that nosy one with ya.

See ya later, I said, pushing Aka walking, and waved at the guy.

I am not curious about any mans sack, aka mumled angryly.

What did you wan't me to say then, I chuckled, please beat her up?

She cleared her throat, nevermind I got us a map.

Wha! Lemme see! I cried out.

She gave it.

Who's nosy now, She said grinning.

We're on route, I said after a while, just another 30 minutes walking I guess.

What are we going to do when we're there, Aka asked.
I dunno, I said, I'll go sleep I guess.
Not that, you idiot! She hit me on the head, You know perfectly what I mean!
I said; well after that, we should part ways I guess.
Her eyes widened, then she looked down sadly.
I-I g-guess we should, she stuttered.
But we aren't there yet, I said.
Are you sure we are on route? Aka asked. Cause there's one reaaly huge mountain over there.

No problem, I said, there's a outpost over there.
If we cross that one, it's easy walking to Skyrim.

Is it really that easy? She asked astonished.
Yup it really is! I said.

But it wasn't.

I don't know if you figured yet,
but I'm trying to give Paco another way of describing things than Aka.
Just because, he's a guy and stuff.
And he's a little more nonchalant.