YS: OH YEAH!!! –punk look- I got reviews already!!!... Okay so what if I DID PM them to? IO DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I AM AWESOME AND STUFF!!!! ... Okay so I'm not but a girl can dream can she not?
J: No… she can not, as long as it is you.
YS: SHUDDUP!!!! –straps him to rather large orange demon- RUN MY ORANGE DEMON, TO THE VERY ENDS OF THE WORLD!!! TEACH THIS EVIL IMAGINARY FRIEND A LEASON! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!! –orange demon runs away with J-
Domi: Uh, Yusuki-nee-san… You're giving me a headache… I'm. Not. Happy. When. I Get. Headaches. –evil look-
YS: OH MY! –starts rocking Domino in arms- Inner Me, go get all the YYH cast and chain them all to the ceiling.
Inner Me: -Puts on army hat- HAI!!! –magically straps everyone to ceiling- DONE!
Hiei: GET ME DOWN ONNA!
YS: -Lip quivers- B-but… no! –stands up straight- I MUST BE STRONG!
Domi: CAN I INTRODUCE THE FIRST REVIEWER?!
YS: Yes, as long as you promise to not stick anymore popsicles IN. MY. HAIR!!!
Domi: Not that I ever did that –mischievous smile- BUT okay! Our first reviewer is the Wonderfully Cruel, Autumn Whispers!!! –crowd suddenly appears and applauds-
Autumn: HELLO YUSUKI!
YS: HEY MY LOYAL REVIEWER! WELCOME TO MY WONDERFUL FORT OF TORTURE!!! –laughs evilly-
Autumn: You mean your living room?
YS: … This is besides the point. WHAT IS YOUR DARE DARLIN'? –said in weird British accent-
Autumn: … Hmm. Crap. I'm not good at random or bizarre, except when I'm insulting someone with sarcastic humor…. Will that work?
YS: OF COURSE!
Domi: JUST HURRY UP!!! I WANT MY POPSICLES!!!
YS: Domino… what did I say a few minutes before we started this story?
Domi: .. If you can't say something nice… -sighs- Don't say anything at all, blow up the pentagon.
YS: Good. So, Autumn, come up with anything yet?
Autumn: … -Mischievous smile- Maybe.
YS: AWESOME! Lets hear it!
Autumn: What if our ever so cheerful Irish horned demon wasn't so happy anymore ,
YS: Oooooooooooooooooooooh, I see –snickers- JIN!!!
Jin: Aye Lass? –secretly struggles against chains-
YS: 1, stop struggling with your chains, even Hiei can't get out of them.
Hiei: Onna… -angry-
YS: THAT WAS A COMPLEMENT! Anyway, 2, YOU ARE NOT ALOWED TO BE CHEERFUL FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!
Jin: -gasp- B-but lass, THAT IS WHO I AM!!
YS: I know. Your point?
Jin: … -starts crying and is released from chains to go into emo corner-
YS: Good job Jin! Anyway! Bye Autumn!
Autumn: BYE! –flies away somehow-
YS: Okay, our next reviewer is—
Inner Me: littlekawaiifirefox!!!
YS: -Glares at inner self- Yes. COME ON IN!!! –opens living room door-
Fox: GOOD TO BE HERE YUSUKI! -glomps Yusuki dangerously hard-
YS: Fox…… can't…. breath!!!
Fox:… Your point?
YS: Can't…… host…… this……. Story….. if…….. dead!"
Fox: Oh. –drops and allows Yusuki time to be able to regain breathing-
YS: OKAY! What's your dare?
Fox: -Grins evilly at Hiei who glares daggers- I dare Hiei to take off his shirt and cover himself in chocolate syrup and hug someone… anyone… doesn't matter who… as long as that person gets covered in chocolate in the process!!! –lighting strikes freakishly illuminating her face-
YS: Wow… HOW RANDOM AND WEIRD IS THAT?! Okay, Inner Me, get Hiei down and force him to do the dare!
Inner Me: Yah, sure, leave me with the dangerous jobs.
YS: WHAT WAS THAT?????!!!! –anger-
Inner Me: NOTHING! Nothing! I'll do it, I'll do it.
YS: Dang right!
-Inner Me somehow prevails in tearing off Hiei's shirt and pouring chocolate syrup all over him-
YS: Wow… -drools slightly- Hiei even looks good in chocolate!
Fox!!!!!!! –is too happy to say anything- (she has a fetish for Hiei and his shirt off isn't helping any)
YS: OKAY! Now, Hiei, hug someone.
Hiei: Don't. Push. Your. Luck. Onna.
YS: FINE!!! I'LL HUG YOU!
Inner Me(she's the inner part of me so she sometimes blurts out my inner thought): YAY! FINALLY MY DREAM COMES TRUE!!!
-Dead silence-
YS: O///////O
-more silence except the occasional drip from Hiei's chocolate syrup-
YS: Ignore her –looks convincing- I fed her WAY too much sugar before this thing. It apparently hasn't worn off. RIGHT?! –looks at her sternly-
Inner Me: YAH! THAT SUGAR IS STILL IN MY SYSYTEM!!! BETTER GO BLOW IT OFF!!! –runs away-
YS: That's right.
Fox: -heart eyes at Hiei-
YS: … Okay, Hiei. HUG. FOX. NOW!
Hiei: … No.
YS: HEY YUKINA! I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU! HIEI IS Y—
Hiei: ALRIGHT! JUST SHUT UP! –hugs Fox who faints but gets utterly covered in chocolate syrup as well-
YS: Eh… DOMI! REPORT HERE NOW!
Domi: -Appears on flying dinner roll- Yes?
YS: Could you take Fox back to her place?
Domi: SURE! –flies away with Fox-
YS: WELL! That's all I suppose, YOU WANT MORE YOU REVIEW! GOT IT? –pokes your nose- UNTIL NEXT TIME!!! BYE!!!!!!
