YS: AND… SHOOT!!! GO, GO, GO DOMINO!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Domi: HAI!!! –Runs to Wall to Wall Mart-
Ys: -Looks at you- well, if it isn't my little reader/readers if there are more of you. –hoping- Anyway. SO, I have a few idea's myself. SO I AM GOING TO MAKE THEM HAPPEN!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! –cough- My throat –cough, cough, choke-
Inner me: Well, while Outer me is incapacitated, I shall announce our first idea! But don't worry, we DOOOO have a review! We're just saving it .
J: Oh joy.
Inner me : –slap- Why must you be so cruel?!
J: Why? Because you all deserve it.
Inner me: Please, SOMEONE do a dare that involves hurting J in some manner!!! PLEASE!!! T-T
J: Whatever. Everybody loves me.
Everybody: No we don't.
J: SHUT UP!!!
Inner Me: -straps J to the ceiling- There, now he's on the dare ceiling.
Jin: -still in emo corner-
Inner Me: Uh, Jin? You can be happy now.
Jin: -Sky rockets into the air- THAT'S RIGHT! ME IRISH 'APPINESS IS A BACK!
Inner me: Uh, yah. –straps him back onto dare ceiling- OKAY! Now our first idea is—
Random Announcer Man: Chu must go the rest of the chapter without drinking.
Inner Me: DARN YOU ANOUNCER MAN!!! THAT'S MY LINE!!! –shoots random announcer man with bazooka- Anyway, CHU!!! STOP DRINKING THIS INSTANT YOU LOVE SICK IDIOT!!!!
Chu: WHAT? You want to take away my drink? What kinda' heartless buggers ah yah?
Inner me: The female kind!!! -snatches away his alcohol-
Chu: -Starts to cry like a baby-
Inner me: -Rolls eyes- Come on! Be a man!
Kuwabara: YAH! A real man doesn't need alcohol! A real man only needs his courage, bravery, honor—
Inner Me: SHUT IT KUWA-BAKA!!! –Electrocutes him with bologna-
Kuwabara: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Inner me: -Blows on smoking bologna package- Thank you cold cuts.
YS: I HAVCE RECOVERED!!! REJOICE!!!!
Inner Me: YAY!!!
YS: Anyway, NOW FOR OUR FIRST REVIEWER!!!! Autumn Whispers again!!!!
Autumn: Hey Kurama! –ignores everyone else-
YS: Uh… yeah.
Kurama: Hello Autumn. How are you doing.
Autumn: OH! I'm doing good, how about you?
Kurama: Other than being forcibly chained to a "Dare Ceiling" and about to go through who knows what kind of dares… yes. I'm fine. –smiles-
Autumn: , -is hypnotized by Kurama's cuteness-
YS: Err… Autumn? Autumn! AUTUMN!!! WAKE UP FREAKIN' A'!!! –slaps-
Autumn: Owie! What was that for?
YS: For being rude and ignoring me. ANYWAY!!! What. Is. Your. Dare???!!!
Autumn: … OH YAH! Well, my brother and I came up with this idea! Make Genkai fight someone in shaky roller skates!!!
YS: -sniff- That is so random… I'M SO PROUD COME HERE YOU!!! –glomps-
Autumn: … Hey… is that Domino?
YS: Oh yah! Well, isn't it convenient that I sent him to get roller skates for absolutely no reason and now he's coming back!!!!
Autumn: Yah! That IS convenient.
Domi: GOT THE SKATES!!!! What are you going to do with them Yusuki-nee-san?
YS: Oh… -snickers- … you'll see. INNER ME! RELEASE GENKAI!
Inner me: HAI! –Releases but keeps shackles on-
Genkai: What is it Yusuki? You better have a good reason for waking me up.
YS, Autumn, and Inner Me: O.o You were asleep on the ceiling?
Genkai: Well of course. What else was I supposed to do up there?
YS: ………………………………………………………. Err. ANY-WAY! Genkai, put on these roller skates.
Genkai: Why should I you insolent wolf-demon?
YS: … Because if you don't I'll steal anything that's left of your youth in your body.
Genkai: -puts on roller skates-
YS: Okay, good. Now for someone to fight you… someone who won't go easy on you. Hm. I KNOW!!! You! –points to elder Toguro- Shoulder monkey! You fight Genkai!
Elder Toguro: I AM NOT A SHOULDER MONKEY FOOLISH LIFE FORM!!!
YS: -Growls dangerously and allows eyes to turn yellow-
Elder Toguro: S-sorry. I didn't mean it. It will be my pleasure to fight Genkai.
Genkai: Even with these fangled roller skates I can beat you, you idiot.
Autumn: Confident aren't we?
Genkai: Why shouldn't I be?
YS and Autumn: -snickers- No reason, of course.
Genkai: What are you two u—
Inner Me: LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!!! –releases elder Toguro-
-many moments of action fighting that I don't want to describe-
YS: … I thought at least ONE of them would win. I guess it's a draw. –looks at unconscious shoulder monkey and Genkai-
Autumn: Oh well. TO MY CASTLE IN THE SKY!!!! BYE YUSUKI! –glomps and then flies away-
YS: BYE! Who's next Domino?
Domi: -stops laughing at unconscious Elder Toguro and Genkai- Oh… um, please welcome Autumn's brother… RAYGUN!
Raygun: Hi! Reporting for duty sir, or ma'am… uh… wolf demon?
YS: Just call me Sir Female Wolf.
Raygun: ?????? O-kay.
YS: Excuse me? –stern look-
Raygun: Uh, I mean okay, Sir Female Wolf.
YS: GOOD! You get a cookie! –shoves a overly large cookie in his mouth- Now, what is your dare?
Raygun: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfff fmfmmfmfmffmfmfmfffmmmm!!!!
YS: I'm afraid I didn't get that.
Raygun: MFMFMFFFFMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!
YS: Still didn't get it.
Raygun: -pries cookie out of mouth- I SAID… that I dare Kurama to try out for a Naruto character, or One piece. And then make Touya drink REALLY hot soup! That, or make him shake Hiei's hand while he's surrounded by flames.
YS: O.O … That is cruel and unusual! I LOVE YOU! –hugs- But you better run if Autumn finds out.
Raygun: -Nods-
YS: OKAY! INNER ME! DOMINO! COME HERE!
Inner me and Domi: -suddenly appear in front of me- HAI?
YS: Domino, release Kurama, Inner Me, get Kurama's costumes ready!
Both: HAI!!! –sets off to do jobs-
-after many moments of catching, stuffing, and making up Kurama later-
Kurama: I am not accustom to this feeling Yusuki… but I hate you right now. –glares as he tries not to look silly in Ino's outfit-
YS: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAH! –sees glare- Eh, heh, heh. Um… -hides behind Raygun- Okay… you can get back into your normal clothes Kurama.
Kurama: -nods still glaring and goes back into dressing room-
Hiei: I'm so proud of him. –smirks-
YS: -Steps out from behind Raygun and rolls eyes- You would be.
Hiei: -glares and is now surrounded by flames-
YS: THANKS HIEI NOW WE CAN COMPLETE THE SECOND DARE! Inner Me, Release Touya and make him shake Hiei's hand!!!! –cackles evilly-
Raygun: AWSEOME!!! –joins me in cackling as angry/scared Touya is released-
YS: Now, shake Hiei's hand Touya!
Touya: Are you crazy? My hand could melt off.
YS: But you HAVE to!
Touya: Why?
YS: … Uh… BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO HONOR IF YOU DIDN'T!
Touya: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY HONOR!!!! –shakes Hiei's hand- OH MY GOSH THE SCALDING PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
-next part is censored to hand losing-
YS: O.O
Raygun: O.O
Both: Well… that was graphic… and scaring.
YS: Sorry Touya. ' But you look cool handless if it helps any!
Touya: -glares as Domino chains him back up-
Raygun: Well I got to go –nervous glance at Kurama and Touya- BYE YUSUKI!!!! –runs-
YS: Uhm… well… in the best interest of my health, I'm going to end it here and run. INNER ME, DOMINO, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
YS: -almost out of sight- REVIEW!!!!