YS: Hello everybody! I know I said I wouldn't be writing anything for a week but I'm putting this up because my friends haven't arrived yet –smiles- and I'm a pretty fast writer if I'm inspired… which I am… its residue from when Autumn hit me with her inspiration. ANYWAY! So, we now have a permanent guest on the… story thing that I'm writing right this second. DOMINO, TELL US WHO IT IS!
Domi: -takes popsicle out of mouth- LITTLEKAWAIIFIREFOX!
Fox: -bangs on my living room door- IF I'M A PERMANENT GUEST THEN LET ME IN!
YS: Oops.
Inner me: I'll get it! –gets it-
Fox: Bout time.
YS: Alright, so Fox, would you like announce our first reviewer?
Fox: Yes… if you give me a cookie.
Ys: -Gives cookie-
Fox: YAY! –eats cookie then clears throat- Our first reviewer is… O.o
Inner me: What is it?
Fox: It's Yusuki in the past!
Everyone: -Gasp-
YS: … Well… this is going to be hard. BUT I SHALL MAKE IT HAPPEN! –uses special laser to somehow make Yusuki from the past come-
Past YS: Woah… Huh, so I WAS able to get me here!
YS: DANG RIGHT !
Fox: Er… so… Past Yusuki… what's your dare?
Past YS: Neh? –is looking at sweet snow-
Inner me: -Hits- pay attention Past Outer me!
Past YS: OW! Okay, okay. 1—I want to ask Bui why he's so dang ugly. 2—I dare Koenma to swallow his pacifier! –evil smile- And 3—I dare Botan to ONLY where black for the whole chappie and go emo! HUZZAH!
Fox: Well… it's Yusuki, past or present, that's her.
YS: I LOVE ME! –shifts eyes- That sounds so conceited.
Everyone: Yes, yes it does.
YS: SHUT UP!
Past YS: My time in the future grows short… BYE! –fades away-
Everyone: Err… O.O
YS: … That was weird. Anyway, Bui!
Bui: Yes?
YS: Why are you so dang ugly!
Bui: WHAT! I am NOT ugly! I am the spitting image of perfection! My only downside is that I could not beat Hiei, thus I could not beat Toguro and—
YS: You're a ugly, weak, freak, who looks like someone blasted him in the forehead with a paintball and never washed it off. Was this going anywhere?
Bui: Yes… HEY! HOW DARE YOU SAY THOSE THINGS ABOUT ME1 I DO NOOOOT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A PAINTBALL!
Everyone: Actually, yes you do.
Bui: SILENCE!
Fox: YOU DON'T MAKE THE RULES AROUND HERE! –creates storm and electrocutes him with jade lighting-
YS: …Good job!
Fox: Thanks!
Ys: Alright. KOENMA!
Koenma: -Curls up in little ball (if that's possible to do while chained to a ceiling)- Y-yes?
YS: SWALLOW YOUR PACIFIER!
Koenma: BUT I LOVE MY PACIFIER! IT'S LIKE MY MOM!
Everyone: O.O
Koenma: WELL IT IS!
Everyone: O.O …
YS: … Uh… I DON'T CARE! SWALLOW IT OR I'LL STUFF IT IN YOUR WINDPIPE!
Koenma: EEK! –swallows- Ech, eeeew. I didn't know it tasted so bad.
YS: Aww… I was hoping he'd choke.
Koenma: HEY!
Fox: Well, we all know he deserves as much. He is a pervert you know. –ignores Koenma-
Botan: Yes? -Cheerful smile of happiness, rainbows, and bright light-
YS: EEK! THE LIGHT ITS SOOO BRIGHT! –hides in emo corner to escape light-
Fox: TO MUCH HAPPINESS AND RAINBOWNESS! –joins YS-
YS: STOP SMILING BOTAN! YOU HAVE TO GO EMO AND WHERE ALL BLACK!
Botan: WHAT! But black is such a dingy color! It lacks personality, sparckle, and its suited only for old maids, and its so—
YS: -HUGE anger mark and twitching- You want to do it Fox?
Fox: -same as Yusuki- Oh yah.
YS: -Hands Fox a huge shot labeled "Instant Emo"-
Fox: THIS IS FOR THE COLOR BLACK! –gives Botan the shot painfully-
Botan: OUCH! –suddenly turns emo- THE WORLD SUCKS! –sobs and tries to slit wrist but is still on ceiling-
YS: That's what she gets. Okay, Domi, un-strap Botan and let her go into the emo corner –runs out of emo corner with Fox-
Domi: HAI! –does his job-
YS: Okay, Inner me, announce the next reviewer!
Inner me: OK! –marches up to living room door- AND WHO COULD BE BEHIND DOOR NUMBER ONE! –opens door to see a sheep-
Ys: O.o
Fox: O.o
Inner me: O.o
J: -- (doesn't care)
Domi: O.o
Raygun: -Suddenly appears out of nowhere- Dude… what's with the sheep?
YS: … I have no idea. –kicks sheep into slaughter house- So you're our REAL next reviewer eh?
Raygun: YUP!
Ys: AWESOME, SO WHAT'S YOUR DARE!
Raygun: 1) Make Yusuke and/or Kuwabara fat and have them fight 2) Make Keiko kiss someone other than Yusuke!
Ys: OH THE SWEET TORMENT! –sniffs in pride- Anyway, DOMINO, GO GET MY HEAVILY FAT COATED MUSHRROMS!
Domi: HAI! –Runs and gets mushrooms- Yusuke, Kuwabara, eat these.
Yusuke/Kuwabara: No. We don't like mushrooms.
Domi: -Turns into large red and blue dragon and has deep voice- WHAT WAS THAT!
Yusuke/Kuwabara: O.O NOTHING! We'll eat them! –are released and start stuffing their faces with mushrooms-
Domi: -turns back to being adorable- Good! –smiles-
Fox: O.O H-he's a dragon.
YS: Yah. That's why its bad for him to get angry --' He also scares off anyone who asks me out.
Fox: Hm. That's tough.
YS: -sighs- Yah. OH MY GOSH LOOK AT KUWABARA AND YUSUKE!
-Next part censored due to so incredibly fat people fight. Ew. Gross-
YS: O.O
Fox: O.O
Raygun: O.O
All three: WE'RE SCARRED FOR LIFE!
Raygun: Complete the rest of the dare without me. I've got to find some mind soap! –runs to go find mind soap-
YS: as disturbing as that was, we must continue. KEIKO KISS SOMEONE OTHER THAN HIEI AND YUSUKE!
Keiko: NEVER! I LOVE MY YUSUKE!... Wait… why other than Hiei as well?
Ys: Oh, you can… if you want to die a horrible death in which Fox and I are the culprits –flexes claws-
Keiko: Uhg... –afraid- N-no that's okay.
Fox: SO CHOOSE A DANG PERSON ALREADY!
Keiko: ALRIGHT! –three minutes of thinking-
YS: -Twitch- That's it! –grabs dead sheep- YOU KISS IT! –makes her kiss it-
Keiko: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Yusuke: -Was knocked out by Fox before dare-
YS: Anyway. Now that those dares are completed, WELCOME OUR NEXT REVIEWER!... Er, she's already here but still welcome her, LITTLEKAWAIIFIREFOX!
Fox: -Bows-
YS: Okay, so what are your dare things?
Fox: -Thinks for good two minutes! OH! 1—HIEI MUST SMILE GENUINLEY! 2—Yusuke must eat chocolate chips for THREE WHOLE CHAPTER! And 3—Kuwabara must write 'I am NOT smart, I am DUMB' Fifty times on a chalk board! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! –evil laughter continues for quite some time-
Ys: -After Fox's evil laughter' GOOD ONES! I LOVE THEM! –glomps hard- OKAY! We'll save the best for last (Hiei smiling)
Hiei: You batter not make me do that.
YS: Its not a crime to smile.
Hiei: -Glares-
YS: That's right, glare while you can. –laughs evilly- BUT ANYWAY! YUSUKE WAKE UP! –yells into his ear-
Yusuke: OW! WHAT THE –bad word-!
YS: HOW DARE YOU CUSS ON MY STORY YOU UNCLEAN PIG! –Beats up-
Fox: … As annoying as Yusuke is and as much as it makes me happy to see him in pain, we need him alive and conscious for my dare. --'
YS: -Stops beating up- Oh yah. YUSUKE YO MUST EATS COOKIES NON STOP FOR THREE. WHOLE. CHAPTERS! –lighting strikes-
Yusuke: Crazy brods.
YS: Oh, you only just noticed? –straps Yusuke into a special 'Non-stop Cookie Feeding Machine and starts it up-
Fox: -lol-
YS: -lol- Alright KUWABARA!
Kuwabara: Yah?
YS: Write 'I am NOT smart, I am DUMB' on the chalk board –chalk board suddenly appears-
Kuwabara: Yah, okay.
YS/Fox: Well, that was easier than I thought.
What Kuwabara writes: Yusuki is NOT smart, Yusuki is DUMB!
YS: KUWA-BARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! –starts killing- I MEANTY YOU NOT ME!!
Fox: … now Kuwabara's dead so no point in continuing that dare I guess -sighs-
YS: -wipes blood off- Sorry.
Fox: its okay… BECAUSE NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE BEST DARE OF ALL!
YS: CHYEAH!
Both: HIEI'S GONNA SMILE!
Hiei: Hn. That's what you think.
YS: Not only do I think it, but I'm gonna make it happen!
Hiei: And how do you suppose that?
Fox: because of this 'Control Helmet' that we just invented.
Touya: When did you make—
YS: SHHH! She's gonna explain how it works!
Fox: I just get a little of your hair –pulls out a hair while Hiei glares- put it in the helmet –puts in helmet- And then put it on –puts on- And then just wish for you to do something and… YOU'LL DO IT!
Hiei: -Glare of 'I wish you were thrown into hell'
Fox: SMILE HIEI! –wishes-
Hiei: -Smiles sexily against his will-
Fox/YS: OMG! –faint-
Inner me:… Well… they're out cold.
Domi: Oh you have not SEEN cold until you get a brain freeze from these popsicles! –licks popsicle-
Inner me: We'll do it on the count of three!
Domi: One—
Inner me: Two—
Domi: Three—
Both: BYE, BYE AND REVIEW!