YS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND, Welcome! To the the wonderful land of cookies, cakes, and candies!
You: YAY!
YS: Unfortunately, I'm kidding.
You: AWW! –Walks away disappointed-
YS: ANY-WAY! IT'S TIME FOR ME TO INTRODUCE MY ASSISTANCE! No, I don't care whether you already know them or not! YOU WILL LISTEN ANYWAY!!
–fire comes out mouth- Like I was saying. 1: IS DOMINO!
Domi: YO! –plays with Gilligan hat- I like popsicles! GIVE ME POPSICLES!!
YS: Eh, yah. 2: INNER ME!!
Inner me: YUPITH! That's me—ith!
YS: O.o She doesn't usually talk like that but what ev! Then 3: FOX!
Fox: Yup! Its me! I DEMAND AN OFFERING OF COOKIES IF YOU WISH TO KEEP YOUR SOULS!
YS: … -scoots away- Yah. Giving cookies WOULD be wise, BUT ENOUGH OF THE INTRODUCTIONS! Time for some serious daring!!
J: You are the furthest thing from serious in the world, baka.
YS: Yah? WELL YOU'RE THE FURTHEST THING FROM FUN! HAVE AT THEE!
-hits J with stuffed whale and magically knocks him out- Much better.
Domi: … What happened to the cold cuts?
YS: -Glares at Fox who is licking her fingers-
Domi: Oh….
YS: ANYHOW!! Domi, who is our first reviewer? (I know, but I should still ask)
Domi: Dur, dur dur, DUH! It's AUTUMNWHISPERS!
YS: Howdy ma'am!
Autumn: How deh ya do yur self miss hillbilly!
Inner me: ENOUGH HILLBILLYING! What's your dare/questions dear Autumn?
Autumn: Okay, question—Can Karasu blow himself up with his own bomb? O.o Oh, and I...dare...Jin...to...get high on kiddie crack! (y'know, suger? Them pixie stix?) Hmm...and for my amusement (yours for second name, mine for first), your pain (and mine, for the second nane) Hiei and Kurama shall have to get high too!
YS: TT-TT NOOOOOOOO! MEH POOR HIEI!
Fox: I don't know, this will be interesting. Hiei on kiddie crack? Who know what we can make him do… hmm…. –Smiles evilly-
YS: NOOOOO! I THROW YOU IN DEH BRIG FOR DAH DARE!! –throws in brig that appeared in my living room suddenly- Sowwy Fox, but who knows what you would have done… I may or may NOT have been insinuating something.
Domi: O.o … I'm not going to ask.
Inner me: NO! But I AM… Karasu that is, I'm going to ask Karasu. So, CAN you blow yourself up with your bombs?
Karasu: -Is magically alive- Why of course you imbecilic, twit. By the way, did a raccoon attack your head?
Inner me: … No. Why?
Karasu: Because it looks like one did. You have REALLY been neglecting your hair.
Inner me: WELL I DON'T GIVE A SHNITSEN GROOBER WHAT YOU THINK! BLOW YOURSELF UP!!
Karasu: NO! I JUST CAME BACK ALIVE TO SEE MY BEAUTIFUL KURAMA!!
(A/N Sorry, couldn't resist)
Everyone: O,O … .
Autumn: OH NO YOU DIDN'T! HE'S MINE! –starts whacking him with flute-
YS: That… was SO disturbing. Karasu, now you HAVE to blow yourself up.
Karasu: Why? –Ouch-
YS: You want Kurama to be happy, right?
Karasu: OF –ouch- COURSE!
YS: Well, you're scaring the fox of him (I didn't think that was even possible)! SO KILL YOURSELF FOUL MENICE!
Karasu: Only for –ouch- him –Ouch- for he is –OUch- my only –OUCh- love –OUCH, OUCH, OUCH, OUCH, OUCH!!-.
Autumn: YOU MUST DIE!!
Fox: -Magically excapes from brig and tackles Autumn-
YS: Uh, okay. NOW BLOW YOURSELF UP YOU SCARY, SCARY MAN!!
Karasu: -Bruised badly and siffs- Farewell Kurama.
Kurama: -Shivers-
Karasu: -GOES BOOOOOOOOM!-
YS: ...YAY! Ding dong, the man is dead, the scary man is dead!!
Fox: YAY!
Autumn: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Ys/Fox/Domi/InnerMe: O.O -stare...-
Autumn: On with the next part. Geez...
YS: -Sweat drops- Uh, yah. ANYWAY! Wait... hold on. -Throws Fox back in brig and padlocks door- There we go! JIN!
Jin: Aye?
YS: EAT THIS BUCKET OF PIXIE STICKS!! -unchains and forces into arms-
Jin: Alrigh'! -eats bucket and all-
YS: O.O Uh. Yah. DUCK EVERYONE!!
Everyone: -ducks-
Jin: I'M A PRETTY RED BIRDIE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! -starts pinballing around room-
YS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
Autumn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
Inner Me: -Got knocked out-
Domi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KEEP AWAY FOUL IRISH MAN! THEY'RE MY POPSICLES!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
YS: -Manages to army crawl over to Kurama and Hiei, release them, and FORCE them to get high too- (I think we should all recognise that this was a great Feat)
Kurama: WEEEEEEEE!! -Swings on death plant that he suddenly grew through my floor-
Hiei: ALL THE WORLD IS MY DRAGON! YAY! I AM SOOOOOOO HAPPY!!
Jin: Want to go for a ride?
Hiei/Kurama: YAH!! WIND RIDING!!
Jin: ALRIGH'!! WIND RIDING IT I'!!
Jin/Kurama/Hiei: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!! -Wind riding-
YS: . ...
Autumn: O.O
Inner Me: -Is still knocked out-
Domi: -foams at mouth- (too many popsicles)
Fox: -Muffled- GEH ME OUTA HERE!!
A/N
I know I only did Autumn's dare, but don't kill me because everyone else's will be in the next chappie. PLEASE DON'T SEND ANY MORE DARES TILL I GET IT UP!! Reviewing is still fine. Tell me whether you laughed or not !