YS: And, HELLO AGAIN
YS: And, HELLO AGAIN!
Everyone: DIE!!
YS: What?! AAAAAAAAHHHH!! –almost fails in dodging thousands of pointy objects- OH COME ON!! If you kill me now then all your waiting will be for nothing!
Everyone: Hmmm –huddles to discuss- Alright, you have a point.
YS: PHEW! –wipes not so imaginary sweat of brow- Thank goodness! Anyway, so, Today I will be brining you more YYH TORTURE!! BUYAH!! (Or however you spell that –shifts eyes-) Alright, Fox, TELL US WHO IS THE NEXT REVIEWER!! YUPPERS!
Fox: -Pings up from where was eating cookies- please welcome… xxLoverOfWrittenArtxx!!
Art: Hello guys!
YS and Fox: HELLO! WANT SOME SWEET SNOW?
Art: Sure!
Domi: HERE YAH GO! –opens door to reveal Frankenstein like thing except its made of sweet snow-
Art: AAAH! … Is it still edible? –stops running from monster-
Inner me: DUH! Why would we make a monster that WASN'T edible?
Art: YAY! –eats-
YS: Okay, now that we have all THAT done with and out of the way, what's your dare darlin'?
Art: #1 Hiei has to get Irish lessons from Jin. He then has to go find a woman who likes his fake Irish accent. #2 J has to be nice and caring for three chapters if he isn't, he gets hit with a rolled up news paper!
YS: NOOOOOOO!! And yet, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!
Domi: -is confused-
Inner Me: She's sad that Hiei had to find some girl, but happy that J gets punished, JUST LIKE ME!! YAY!! PAIN FOR J!!
Fox: -is crying along with Yusuki about the Hiei thing-
YS: -sniff- It's a dare. I have to go through with it! –takes out shot kit and grabs one labeled 'Instant Obedience'- Sorry Hiei.
Hiei: I SWEAR IF YOU GET THAT THING NEAR ME ONNA I'LL -gets shot- HOW DARE YOUI?! I'LL SLICE YOU IN TWO!!
YS: I knew he was stubborn –loads up second shot and shoots him with it- Now, Hiei. You will take Irish lessons from Jin, give me a hug, and go off to find a woman, and bring her back here!
Hiei: Fine.
Fox: He's obedient now…. My world's gone upside down!
YS: Yuppers, mine too. –sighs and lets Jin off of ceiling- GIVE HIM IRISH LESSONS THEE IRISH MAN!!
Jin: YIKES! Alrigh' lass, alrigh'! Now, say 'Me laundry needs a carin' for'. Got it?
Hiei: -Nods- My laundry needs caring for.
Jin: NO! Me laundry needs a carin' for!
Hiei: OH! Your laundry needs a carin' for!
Jin: NOOOOOO!
-quite a lot of time later-
Hiei: Me thinks I may 'ave gotit! –hugs Yusuki and runs off to find a woman-
YS: Well, why my Hiei… goes off… to find a woman… J MUST BE KIND!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Once again, THANK YOU SO MUCH ART!!
Art: -gets awarded a 'Yusuki is grateful to you for J's punishment' ribbon- No prob. He's annoyingly mean! He deserves it!
J: I DO NOT YOU RETARDS OF THE EARTH!!
Inner Me: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!! May I hit J first?
YS: The honor is yours!
Inner Me: HOORAH!! –bashes J over head with rolled up new paper-
J: -unconscious-
YS: YAYS!!
Hiei: 'Ello ruffians! I'm a back I am!
Everyone: -turns to looks at him and his woman-
YS: O.O
Hiei: Wha' is it'?
YS: YOU'RE WOMAN IS MY INNOCENT SIDE!!
Everyone: -GASP-
Maykuh: Hello Yusuki! How's everything going? Oh, would you like some cookies Fox? –gives fox a cookie-
YS: Er… I'm fine.
Fox: COOKIE!
YS: This is sooooo weird. Hiei found my innocent side… so… very… strange. Well, everyone, like I have said, this is my innocent and extremely sweet side. Her name's Maykuh, and she's the last of the Butterfly Clan.
Maykuh: Hello everyone! I hope I haven't inconvenienced anyone by being here.
Domi: Not really. But you will if you don't give me popsicles –sly fox moment-
Maykuh: Okay! –gives popsicles-
Domi: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! –runs of with those strange popsicles of his-
Maykuh: I have to go. Call if you need me! –kisses Hiei on cheek and flies with giant butterfly wings-
YS: -Shivers-
Inner Me/Fox/Art: What is it?
YS: She's half of me, so I could feel that cheek kiss. So many strange sensations! –shivers- ANY-WAY! –straps Hiei and Jin back to ceiling- Time for the next reviewer! Bye Art!
Art: BYE! –rides away on giant biscuit-
YS: AND OUR NEXT REVIEWER—
Inner me: --JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE—
Fox: ME!!
YS: -glomps her- Yay!
Fox: -Pried self from Yusuki's grasp- Now for my dares. Hm……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Eh, KURAMA! No… wait… darn, I lost it. You're safe… for now –smiles evilly at Kurama who sighs- Ahah! HIEI MUST EAT 10 TUBS OF SWEET SNOW IN ONE SITTING!! BWAHAHAHAH! MASSIVE BRAINFEEZE!! … I REMEMBER NOW! Kurama… you must bake for me… 10 peanut butter cookies! DON'T FORGET THE CHOPPED PEANUTS OR YOU'LL HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN!!
Kurama:… I don't know… It seems you've had too many cookies already.
YS: There's no such thing as too many cookies silly! –is oblivious of Fox who is struggling against her straight jacket-
Kurama:…
Hiei: Hn… Sweet snow? 10 tubs? Count me in! –grins-
YS: -Staring at his grin- THANK YOU SWEET SNOW!
Domi: Alright! I'll get the sweet snow!
Inner Me: And I'll get the easy bake oven!
Both: -rushes off to get things and come back, releasing said dared people-
Kurama: Alright… lets see… -busies himself with cooking with and easy bake oven (apron and all!)-
Hiei: Give me my sweet snow! –is handed sweet snow- Spoons!
YS: -Hands huge spoon and watches eagerly along with Fox-
Hiei: -begins stuffing his face and pops into chibi-
YS/Fox: AWWWWWW! HE' SO CUUUUUUUUUTE!! –fangirl moment of taking lots of pictures-
-Fifty disposable cameras and many easy bake moments later-
Kurama: Finally… I'm done! –sighs and tries to wipe flour off face-
Hiei: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! –is riding his darkness dragon-
YS: lol!! Hiei's high on sweet snow!!
Fox: LOL Getting high on sugar sure is fun! Speaking of which… KURAMA! WHERE ARE MY COOKIES??
Kurama: -Walks calmly over and sighs as we laugh at his dough and flour covered self- Right here. –eyebrow twitches slightly in annoyance-
Fox: -Chibi adorableness- YAYS!! –leaps on and steals cookies, eating them like crazy-
YS: Well, I'm trying as hard as I can to get lots of dares done, SO OUR NEXT REVIEWER IIIIIIIISSSS… 'Torture… That Interests Me'. WTH?! That's my sister!
Lily(She wishes this were her name): HEY SISSY!! –glomps me-
YS: -Cries- I can never escape her!! Oh well… I LOVE YOU TOO LILY! –glomps back and squeezes until she nearly dies of lack of oxygen-
Fox: As cute as this is… we REALLY need to move on! –munches yet another crunchy cookie- Lily has a butt load of dares!
YS: -lets go as sister slinks to the floor in nearly passed out state- SO TRUE!! Dang… why DID you have to do so many anyways? –pulls melodramatic Lilly off floor-
Lily: Well… I just had a lot of ideas –smiles-
YS: …Well… okay then I guess I'll—
Lily: POTATOES!!
YS: … -stares at her-
Lily: … What? A girl can't just yell out a random vegetable?
YS: … Oi. –Shakes head- ANYWAY! –ducktapes Lily's mouth and hold up her dare list-
(Remember, these are written in her words, not Yusuki's)
1- Get the shoulder monkey into a prom dress and make him dance with touya, or chu... he'll be the girl! :D
2-- get an evil dumpling (don't ask) to hunt down koenma for eating its cookie...(once again dont ask)
3-- get botan to kiss or stab jin... im so evil! :D :D
4-- ask touya if he is gay and if he likes yukina... i don't think he's gay but i still want to know how he reacts!
5-- ask botan wat she is doing when not killing and annoying people.
6-- ask youko kurama too be nice and NOT to kill and NOT be a perv.
7-- somehow get touya to die his hair pink... im SOO EVIL!
Fox: DANG! Those are SERIOUSLY awesomely random dares!
YS: CHYAH1 Nice ones little sis!
Lily: MMMMMFFMMMM! –is still ducktaped-
YS: Oh, right! –rips ducktape off-
Lily: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!! WHAT THE HEL—
YS: -Slaps- No cussing!
Lily: TT-TT I'M SORRY1 ITS JUST SLIPPED OUT!
YS: Technically it didn't because I slapped you first! –smiles cheerfully-
Inner Me: ANY-WAY!!
Fox: That's right. DARE NUMBER ONE!! –rips shoulder monkey and Chu off ceiling-
Domi: I'LL DO THE COSTUMES!! –jumps onto angry Elder Toguro and manages (somehow O.o) to get prom dress on him-
YS: AHAHAHAHAH! The shoulder monkey looks so pretty! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!
Fox: MY TURN!! –leaps on him and does his pink make up badly- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
YS: -Sweat drop- Too many cookies…. ANYWAY!! CHU, GET OVER HERE!!
Chu: yah? –sways slightly-
YS: dance with "her".
Chu: Ah? Alrigh then! –slurs-
Domi: He's drunk?
YS: Come on, I'm not COMPLETELY heartless. I didn't want to make him do it when he was oin his right mind.
Inner Me: OMG! Look at them! CHU'S TRYING TO KISS THE SHOULDER MONKEY!!
-Censored for a VERY good reason-
YS: e.O –twitch twitch- Why is it these thing always end up scarring me? –ties those two back up and shivers-
Fox: yah, that was… very… interesting… O.e
YS: WELL SORRY GUYS BUT THAT'S ALL I HAVE TIME FOR! See yah next time, when we'll do the rest! :3
Fox/Inner Me/Lily/Domi: REVIEW PLEASE!! (Darea re now accepted… but PLEASE not too many!)