YS: HELLO AGAIN! Please don't kill me! –cowers at reviewers who are impatiently surrounded by flames-

Reviewers: … Fine –grumbles-

YS: Yay! And the shredder lives! WOOT!

Domi: Do you know how weird that sounded? –raises eyebrow and bites popsicle-

YS:… Shut up.

Fox: YAY COOKIES!! –has gone slightly insane from too many cookies (which is saying something, because she's already insane lol)-

YS: O.O Uh… Fox –slowly approaches- Put the flame thrower down…

Fox: This isn't a flame thrower!!

YS: …Riiiiiight. Just give it before you burn my living room down again.

Fox: -sniffs sadly- Y-You d-d-on't trust me…? –weeps-

YS: O.O DON'T CRY! YOU CAN HOLD IT IF—

Fox: BWAHAHAHAHAH! –burns down my house-

Lily: NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA FINISH THE DARES!

-YYH cast escaped form dare ceiling-

YS: -Anger mark- Friggin! … -eyebrow twitches and contemplates- Alright, Lily, come with me. We're gonna go to Wal-Mart and hold it there. Fox, since you were the one who burned DOWN the dare ceiling, YOU go and get the YYH cast. Inner Me, Domino, go help her.

Fox: I'M A PRETTY KITSUNE! –runs off in Hiei's direction-

YS; -sweat drop- Er, yah.

Inner Me/Domi: -equipped themselves in army gear- HAI! –both run off-

YS: Good, now help me get this computer to Wal-Mart Lily.

Lily: K! –grabs monitor as Yusuki grabs hard drive-

-Many moments of you staring at this screen and nothing happens. THEN suddenly, you see Yusuki's face as she adjusts the monitor. You see Fox, Inner Me, and Lily strapping the YYH cast onto the ceiling as Domino scares away the Wal-Mart Manager-

YS: FINALLY! Sorry about that, Fox has recovered from her sugar high, and now we are all safe… no, never mind. You are never safe from our insanity. –interlocks arm with Fox's as we grin at you creepily- ANY-WAY!! So next on the list is… -looks at list- Urm, Get an evil dumpling to hunt down Koenma for eating its cookie.

Lily: -nods proudly at her dare-

YS: O.o Why did the—

Lily: I already said, 'don't. ask.'

YS: O.O Uh. Okay then.

Random Old Wal-Mart Shopper: JUST GET ON WITH IT YOUNGINS!!

YS: -anger- SHUT UP LADY! Anyhoo, BRING IN THE GIANT DUMPLING!!

Domi: -wheels in a large shipping box with the 'this way up' sign facing the opposite way-

J: You dult. Its meant to be up the other way!

Inner Me: Shut. Up. –hits him over the head with rolled up news paper-

YS: lol, anyway, KOENMA!! OFF THE CEILING WITH YOU!!

Koenma: -mumbling- This really is no way to treat the man you're gonna see when you die. I think I'll send her specially to Limbo, yah, that'd be good.

YS: I CAN HEAR YOU!!

Koenma: O.O –gulps- I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

YS: Humph, suuuuure you didn't. Anyhow, now that you're off the ceiling, release the dumpling!!

Domi: -Opens the crate-

Dumpling: -dramatic entry- KOENMAAAAAAA!! I'M GONNA KILL JOOO FOR THAT COOKIE!! –chases Koenma right out of the store and accidentally runs over random shoppers-

YS: -sweat drop- And this is why we are SUPPOSED to hold this in my living room-

Fox: -whistles innocently-

YS: Don't even try Fox.

Fox: Darn.

Kurama: -whispers to Hiei- Do you think that dumpling will ever figure out that it wasn't actually Koenma who stole his cookie, but Fox?

Hiei: -shrugs- Maybe.

Kurama: -shrugs too-

YS: ANYWAY! Next one –reads list- Okay, Get Botan to kiss or stab Jin. Lol, I wonder what our blue haired deity will choose?

Botan: I CHOOSE NEITHER!! –sobs- I JUST WANT TO SEE MY OWN BLOOD AND LISTEN TO DEPRESSING SONGS!!

YS/Fox: O.O …O…M…G. We forgot to undue the 'Instant Emo' shot… woops.

Inner Me: Don't worry about it! I'll undue it! –gets prism under florescent lighting and shines rainbows directly into Botan's face-

Botan: AAAAAH! IT BUR—YAY!! RAINBOWS!! –suddenly rips off black clothes to reveal pink ones-

YS: Er yah, anyway. –clears throat as Domi releases Jin- Now, Botan… WHAT. WILL. YOU. CHOOSE!!

Sudden Commercial: It all begins with one choice, One Botan, One Irish-lucky-charms-like-guy-named-Jin, And one Torture show. Botan must make a hard decision. What will she choose? Will she stab the poor red head? Or will she kiss him? Join us this week, on, Botan's Choice.

YS: O.o Uh…. Right. Well… uhm…. AND THERE IT IS! –has stolen line from movie Amadeus-

Fox: Yah… right. Anyway, so Botan… WHAT WILL YOU CHOOSE?!

Sudden Commercial Again: It all begins with one choice, One—

Inner Me: DIE!! –shoots bazooka- Nuph said.

Lily: CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH THIS!!

YS: Eep! Okay, okay. So, seriously Botan. What will yah choose?!

Botan: Well… -kisses Jin- I'd really rather not stab the poor guy, I'd have to ferry his soul then, now wouldn't I?

Jin: -Blushes slightly as is put back on ceiling along with Botan-

YS: ALRIGHTY, NEXT!! Okay, so, Touya, are you gay?

Touya: NO!! –furious at Lily-

Lily: -cowers- I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE! I just wanted to know how you reacted.

Touya: -rolls eyes- Yah, whatever.

YS: Alright the, Touya! Do you like Yukina?

Touya: -Blushes- W-What would make you ask that?

YS: AHAH! YOU DO!

Touya: I DIDN'T SAY THAT!!

YS: Yes, but you didn't deny it either! BWAHAHAHAH!!

Yukina: -blushes and shuffles feet shyly (if you can do that while strapped to Wal-Mart's ceiling)- I l-like you t-too Touya. –blushes more-

Touya: -Shy smile-

YS: Aw! So cute!

Kuwabara: NOOOO! MY LOVELY SNOW BUNNY! HOW COULD—

Hiei: -Hits Kuwabara on head- Shut up you fool. I prefer the ice master to you anyway.

Kuwabara: -Unconsious-

Fox: YAY!

YS: YAY!

Lily: YAY!!

-many 'yays' later-

YS: Okay, so next one –looks at list again- Alright, Botan! What do you do when you're NOT annoying people –Hiei smirks- and NOT ferrying the dead.

Botan: -Grins- Oh, that's easy! I'm worshipping my Hiei Shrine!

YS: O.O

Fox: O.O

Lily: O.O

Hiei: O.e

YS/Fox: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

-After many moments of fan-girl like beatings…-

YS: -smiles- I feel better.

Fox: -sighs happily- Me too!

Lily: Er, well I'm scarred for life.

YS/Fox: -shrug- You'll get over it.

Domi: Anyway!

YS: Oh, right! Next one. –reads quickly- Okay, Youko Kurama! Please be NICE and please do NOT be a pervert!

Youko: -comes out- And why would I do that?

YS: Because I'll e-mail some personal poetry of yours to all your past enemies and thus COMPLETELY SHATTER your reputation! –smirks triumphantly-

Youko: O.e –angrily- FINE! BE THAT WAY!

YS: -narrows eyes- Excuse me?

Youko: -laughs nervously (can you picture that? O.o)- Uh, I mean, I love you Yusuki-chan! You're sweet and kind and have VERY nice hair.

YS: -suspicious look- …... AW! THANKS!! -grins of total trust-

Everyone: -face fault-

YS: Okay! Next one! –reads and smiles evilly- Hey, let Touya down!

Touya: -grimaces as is let down-

YS: Okay. –snaps finger and shower suddenly appears- Take a shower.

Touya: O.O

YS: What?

Fox: You know how pervy you sound right now?

YS: O.O

Random old lady with lead purse: YOU YOUNGSTERS THIS DAYS!! I'LL TEACH YOU TO HAVE SUCH PERVY THOUGHTS!! –starts wacking Yusuki with lead purse-

YS: O.O AAAAAAHH! –gets hit by purse- OW! WHAT THE HECK LADY?? –gets hit again- STOP!! –wack!- OW!! I SAID STOP!! –wack, hit, thwack, pain, hurt, bruises-

-After a long violent scene involving a poor under age girl and a freaky lady with a lead purse-

YS: -swirly eyes- o…m…g. –falls over-

Fox: O.o

Lily: O.o

Touya: O.o

Everyone: O.o … Er.

-After Yusuki's recovery-

YS: Okay! –fingers bandages that now cover most of body- Touya, get in the shower. –eyes old lady in the background- And keep your clothes ON! Just wash your hair.

Touya: -raises eyebrow- Okay, I guess. –gets in shower and pulls curtains around and begins to wash hair-

-Five minutes pass…-

Touya: YUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!! –rips curtains open and glares with ferocity that makes Hiei and J proud-

YS: -sweat drops and tries to hold in laughter- … Yes… Touya? –giggles-

Touya: -glares as everyone tries to hold in laughter- You put pink dye in the shampoo… didn't you.

YS: -burst with laughter as does everyone else- AHAHAHAHAHAAHH!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EHOOOAHAHAHHEEAHAHAHAH!! YUP!! IT WAS THE LAST DARE!! AHAHAHAAHAHAH!!

Everyone (Even Hiei and J! Gasp :O) : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! EHOOOAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

YS: -turns to you as everyone is still laughing- Well, join us next time when we'll be doing a chapter dedicated to Raygun's dare! Its pure evil and I LOVE it!

Domi/Inner Me: -pause in their laughter- BYE, BYE!! AND REVIEW!! –go back to laughing-