-Yusuki, Fox, Inner Me, and Domino are all sitting by a campfire, except the fire isn't going by wood-
Inner Me: Uh… Yusuki? How in the world is this fire going without any wood? O.o
YS: Oh! You see, I got my first flame a little bit ago, and I'm using it to make smores! :D
Fox: -angry- Why would anyone do that?! What was their name?!
YS: -baking her smores happily- They called themselves 'Your Characters Are Sues', but I call them Chad for short! –grins and watches marshmallow golden and gets chocolate ready-
Fox: Your characters aren't sues! MY CHARACTERS AREN'T SUES!! NO SUEWS!! GAAAAAAH!!
Inner Me: -just laughs-
Fox: -calms down- Sorry, rambled there.
YS: -is oblivious- SMORE ATTACK!! –throws smore at fox-
Fox: AAAH! –catches and finds it surprisingly cool- Oh. Hey, these aren't graham-crackers… they're cookies! –sinks kitsune teeth into-
YS: ANYHOW!! I have FINALLY got my butt in gear and am doing this chapter. Yes, I am the QUEEN of procrastination! Yay!
Domi: -sucks on popsicle that is amazingly not melting at being so close to the flame- You're procrastinating right now.
YS: …
Domi: See! You commit the crime yet again!
YS: SHUT IT DOMI! –whacks- Okay, so we should get back to my house first.
Fox: That MAY be a good idea, seeing as the Yu Yu characters are strapped to the dare ceiling, which is in your living room.
YS: Yah.
-everyone glances around at the forest-
Domi: Where are we anyway??
YS: -opens mouth to answer- ………….. –closes mouth and smiles- NO IDEA!!
Everyone: -face faults-
-after many moments of running into thorns, branches, and invisible walls of physic energy-
YS/Fox/Domi/Inner Me: -fall inside house and gasp for breath- OMG! WE'RE BACK!
J: Oh, great. –sneers-
Inner Me: SHUDDUP! –whacks with meager slice of chicken-
YS: -gets out of dog pile and makes people crash even more on floor- ALRIGHT! –assumes heroic pose- Domi! Introduce the next reviewer!
Domi: Isn't that kind of pointless? You already told them who the next reviewer was at the end of the last two chapters.
YS: …
Fox: JUST DO IT!
Domi: ALRIGHT! Please welcome… RAYGUN!
Raygun: -suddenly crashes through wall in a cart will the Mario characters pulling him-
Everyone: O.o
Mario characters: O-O ? –stares at YYH characters-
YYH characters: O-o ? –stares at Mario characters-
Fox/Inner Me: AAAAAAAH! X-OVER MOMENTO!!
YS: -goes ninja and makes Mario characters disappear- RAYGUN!! MEH BUDD!! –glomps him-
Raygun: -strives to breath and unlatches Yusuki from him- Hi Yusuki!
YS: Hi Raygun! Now, announce to the kind audience what your dare is.
Raygun: -grins- I dare the YYH cast to sell their rights to 4kids and do an episode for this chapter!
Everyone: :O –GASP-
YS: O.O
Fox: O.O
Everyone: THE CRUELTY!
Raygun: -laughs maniacally-
YS: … BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Alright then, let the show… begin!!
-At the editors of 4kids' office-
Editor #1: First off, we have to change EVRYTHING!!
Editor #2: That's right! Let's get to work!!
Editor #3" YAY! Yet another anime to completely slaughter!
All three: YAY! ANIME SLAUGHTER!!
-title screen comes up and says 'Episode 1: Surprised To Learn About The Fluffy Puffy Sweet-ness Of a Non Demon, Responsible Job-
Yusuke wander around doing good deeds for the elderly and listening to the ever-wise Keiko. She tells him to get to class and he tell her "But or course, my darling".
(YS: IT BUUUUUUUURNS!! –scorching eyes-)
Yusuke sees a kid doing calculus in the street and goes to help him out of the street, AND get an A+.
(Yusuke: What in world is calculus?)
Instead of Yusuke dying, you see a clip of the car coming. Then Yusuke, holding the awesome powers of the main character, gets the kid and himself out of the road in time, without so much of a scratch
(YS: What?! Without Yusuke dying there's NO story line! DARN YOU EDITORS!!)
Then, for reasons that DO NOT make any sense, Yusuke flies away with Botan.
"Hi Yusuke! I'm Fluffy Puffy Secretary."
"That you are."
(Fox: What?! No smart remark?!)
Then they fly away, but not on an oar, because that would suggest religious matters! They fly away on a cute little cupcake.
(Yusuke: -gags-)
Then they don't go to the spirit world, because THAT suggests religious matters, and shows that people actually DIE! GASP! Now, they wouldn't want the poor children to see that.
When Yusuke and Botan get there, it isn't a palace, it's a cute little farm.
(Botan: WHAT? O.O)
Then, when they go inside, there aren't any ogres or ferry girls. Ogres are too scary! And having all those girls in the presence of one boy could imply things! THINK OF THE YOUNG PEOPLE!! No, those guys have been replaced by some adorably decked up munchkins! No wait—the editors changed their minds. Munchkins could offend the midgets out there. Now they're all chickens instead.
Koenma welcomes Yusuke and offers him a nice responsible job of fighting for… TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND NON-VIOLENCE!! YAH!!
(YS/Hiei: Where's the fun if there's no violence?!)
Yusuke looks like he's yelling, but instead of hearing his voice, you hear, "WATCH YU YU HAKUSHO ON 4KIDS!"
Then Yusuke suddenly accepts, and goes back to his home where NO kiss happens between him and Keiko.
(Yusuke/Keiko: BUT!!)
Episode one ends with Yusuke promising to be a good and non-street-fighting citizen.
YS: O-e
Yusuke: WHAT A BUNCH OF –censored- CRAPPY LOAD OF –cencooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrreeeeddddddd!!- IS THAT??
Fox: SERIOUSLY!!
-Back at the editors office-
Editor #3: That was perfect! The children will love it! –doesn't notice the tweenage, teenage, and children filled mob outside-
Editor #1: I know! Now, how are we going to make the next saga just as good?
Editor #2: The one with the three stolen artifact, and the three thieves?
Editor #1: Yes!
Editor #3: What are we going to do about Hiei and Kurama?
Editor #2: Kurama is nice and sweet, but he wears magenta! That we have to fix, because kids could think he was gay because he's so feminine!
(YS/ Autumn who suddenly appeared: WHAT?? WE'LL KILL YOU!!)
Editor #1: What a great idea! We have to change his hair too.
(YS/Hiei: O.O But that's who he IS!)
Editor #2: Le'ts make him wear black and walk around without a shirt. That way NO ONE will mistake him for being quire :D
(Autumn: …I'm not sure whether to complain or not. No shirt… mmm Raygun: What are you doing here?! Autumn: Arigato! Raygun: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?? NO JAPANESE!! –chases with electric remote- Autumn: -runs but suddenly stops- Hey, is that remote universal? Raygun: -stops chasing and looks at it- Huh. What do yah know, it is!)
Editor #3: And Hiei! He's just too mean!
(YS/Fox: WHAT!! YOU BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING WITH MY HIEI!!)
Editor #1: You're right! We have to get rid of him COMPLETELY!! We'll replace him with a fluffy pink bunny!
YS: THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!! DARE OR NOT!! –jumps through window and lengthens claws-
Fox: NO ONE REPLACES HIEI!! EXPECIALLY NOT WITH A BUNNY!! (even though I LIKE bunnies…)
YS/Fox: -goes into demon form- YOU PEOPLE DIE NOW!!
-you may be able to hear the horrible gruesome noises in the background, but we're censoring the visual carnage because we're merciful-
You: Who's 'we'
YS: QUITE!!
Fox: -sits down peacefully and licks blood off claws-
YS: -shakes like a wet dog and splatters blood on people, and the walls, and floors- Much better.
Inner Me: -peeved off- Not for me! –blood drips off of-
Raygun: Cool! Blood.
YS: Well, sorry we murdered the editors, Raygun. But I hope you understand!! They were going to replace HIEI!! With a BUNNY!!
Fox: I like bunnies. –cuddles with random bunny- But not when they replace my favorite character.
YS: -Folds arms and nods in agreement- Anyhow, thanks for your dare Raygun! It was fun! –evil grin-
Raygun: You're welcome! Now, I gotta go! –hops in cart that magically goes on its own and disappears into distance-
YS: O.o Anyway, TO OUR NEXT REVIEWER!! XD
Domi: BOOKWORM!!
Book: HELLOS EVERONE!!
YS: HEY!!
Fox: Hey!
YS: Anyhow, what are your dare thingies??
Book: -grins- You will love it. Make any 5 characters obey you or Fox word to word. You can give them 3 dares each!
YS: O.O You're right… I DO LOVE IT! :D
Fox: Me too!!
YS/Fox: -assumes hands-on-hips stance and smiles evilly at the characters- Oh cast… you'll love what we've got in mind. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
O.O.O.O
YS: Well, I'm holding you in suspense for the next chapter! Fox still has to get her ideas together, so… SEE YAH NEXT TIME!!
Inner Me: YAH! BU-BYE!!