YS: -is polishing claws and notices you- Oh! Hello again my lovely reviewers! Sorry about being a lazy wolfy, but I've got other stories to attend to! T-T Please understand!!!! –sobs- But, for those of you who read it, you will be happy to know I'm working on the second to last chapter! :D

Reviewers: -sets down knives- I guess we'll forgive you then. –grumbles about my laziness still-

YS: OH THANK GOODNESS! –slumps into random rocking chair in living room- The Yusuki/Zura girl lives on X3

Domi: -comes crashing into living room in the shape of a bowling ball- Ow!

YS: O.o Domi… why—

Domi: Inner You!

YS: O.O …Okay. Anyway! FOX! WHERE ARE YOU! WE NEED TO DO OUR THREE DARES!

Inner Me: I'M GETTING HER! –comes into room with a rather large bag- Here she is! –tips Fox out of bag-

YS: Er, why did you put Fox in a bag, Inner Me? O-o

Inner Me: she tried to brake into my secret stash, so I put her in a bag. Then you called for her, so I brought her here –smiles-

Fox: MMMMMMFFF!!! MMMMMMM! MM! MUUUUFFFFMMM!!!!! –mouth duck taped and arms and legs tied-

YS: And HOW long have you had her in there?

Inner Me: … I don't have to answer that.

Everyone: o.O

YS: Uh… Okayz then –is slightly afraid- Here Fox. Sorryz about my little Inner Self –sweat drop and nervous laughter as rips off the duck tape-

Fox: YOWCH! What's with this story and duck tape? And ripping OFF that duck tape… PAINFULLY?!

YS: I like duck tape  -smile is slightly creepy-

Domi: LETS JUST GET ON WITH THIS!

YS: Rightio my dear Domi! Rightio! –has an umbrella for some reason and a top hat- Now, WHAT ARE YOUR DARES FOX?! –is overly excited-

Fox: -jumps up excitedly and with a big grin- Alright! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! I have got some good ones... -evil grin- kekekekeke… FIRSTLY! Hiei must be my personal slave for three chapters :D

SECONDLY!! Hiei is NOT allowed to complain about ANYTHING for the next three chapters

And THIRDLY!! Kurama must cut his hair short for three chapters...which at the end of that point, we will give him a magic hair growing serum that grows his hair back to normal instantly!! –happy face- I've always wanted to see it short!

-grins evilly- Kuwabara must tell Keiko that Yusuke is cheating on her...kekekeke…

YUSUKE must grovel at Keiko's feet for the next two chapters in order to beg her forgiveness for something he never did in the first place...if he doesn't receive her forgiveness in that time, then he is not allowed to stop groveling...

YS: BWAHAHAHAHAH! How awesome is that XD Creative, and evil –scary mad killer's grin- Fun, fun, fun!

J: That's five dares, not three. Idiot.

Inner Me: -slaps him- Oh be quiet! You're squashing all the fun you emo bandana wearing imaginary friend!!!!

YS: Anyhow! Domi!

Domi: HAI! –salutes-

YS: Get Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke, and Keiko down. Also, make sure they have raw chickens on their feet. –smile-

Domi: Yes onee-san! I'll get—wait a minute! Why raw chickens? O-O

YS: Because that's one of my dares! –anger- Why? Do you think its stupid or something? Huh?! HUH?!

Domi: -cowers- AAAH! No that's not it! I'll do it, I'll do it! –runs and does Yusuki's bidding-

Inner me: Geez. PMSing much?

YS: -turns to with creepy grin- What was that?

Inner Me: -hides behind J (if you can hide behind someone who's strapped to a ceiling)- N-nothing!

YS: -cheerful- Okay!

Fox: Yay! The Yu Yu guys are down!

YS: AWESOMES! :D

Yusuke, Keiko, Kuwabara: -looks down at their feet- … Why raw chickens?

Hiei: -lights chicken on fire and cooks chicken to a nice golden brown-

YS: THAT'S why! –brings out gravy dish- Ode to Thanksgiving! –steals Hiei's feet-chickens- Now, let us move on.

Fox: -breaks out shot kit- LOVE DEH HIEI! –jumps on him and sticks him with 'Instant obedience and 'Non Complain'-

Hiei: -eye twitches- I… can't… complain… -spazzy twitch-

YS/Fox: BWAHAHAHAHAHAQA! (Yes, that Q was purposely –wink-)

YS: -Stares at Kurama-

Fox: -Grins at Kurama- Hiei, for my first command, I order you to cut Kurama's hair short!!!! –lightning strikes outside my window even though it wasn't storming-

Hiei: -big eyes- … Yes –eye twitch- master –another spazzy twitch-

-Yet again, we are merciful and have edited this gory battle scene between Hiei and Yoko Kurama. Please be patient as the computer monitor is being shielded from any fly away attacks. Thank you, and have a good read (telephone lady winks)-

YS: -battered and is running from strange, mutated plants that have grown through her walls- You know Kurama, I'm all for taking care of your hair –dodges purple and black Venus flytrap- BUT THIS IS RIDICULAS!!!! RAWR!

Kurama: -in emo corner, sobbing- H-hair… short… not silky…………. –sob-

Hiei: -wheezes slightly-

Fox: Three down, two to go!

Inner Me: I'M DISHIN OUT PEST CONTROL!!! YIPPE KYAY!!!! –does Chuck Norris round house kick to another giant plant-

Domi: -watches everyone battle plants. Sighs, ties Hiei and Kurama momentarily to dare ceiling. Looks at everyone else.- Primitive beings. –turns BIG DRAGON mode!- RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Plants: O-O –runs away with leaves between legs-

YS: Sigh. Much better, thank you Domi.

Domi: -turns littler and blows on nails- I know.

YS: Shut up X( Now, TO THE NEXT DARE!!!!!

Fox: YESH!

YS: -grins and runs up to Kuwabara- Hey createn, guess what?

Kuwabara: -stupid 'huh?' look- What?

YS: Yusuke is cheating on Keiko.

Kuwabara: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT? URAMESHI IS CHEATING ON KEIKO????!!!!!!! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH?

YS: My work here is done –smug grin as trots back to normal 'host spot'-

Keiko: WHAAAAAT? YUSUKE? WHO IS THEN? BOTON? YUKINA? AYAME? OR IS THAT RED HEADED NURSE????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fox: -laughs- BEG, YUSUKE!

Yusuke: What????

Fox: Am I speaking English? (YS: We're all speaking English…) I said, GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND BEEEEEEEEEEEEG!!!!

Yusuke: -fearful of both Keiko and Fox so gets down on knees and starts kissing Keiko's feet- Forgive me! Please! –blubbering apologies-

YS: -Smiles happily- Well, I think that went very well. Now for the rest of my dares. –evil, conspiring grin- I dare Boton to dress up as my Sensei, CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

Everyone: O-o

YS: NOWW!!!! Inner Me!

Inner Me: Hai?

YS: Get Botan down from the ceiling and call Domi forthward! –is suddenly dressed in medieval clothes for no reason-

Inner Me: HAI! -does Yusuki's bidding-

Domi: Yes onee-san?

YS: Get the best Chuck Norris outfit you can find! Steal is you must! Remember what I've always taught you?

Domi: -nods- Crimes are fine, unless you get caught.

YS: YESH! That's right! Now go.

Domi: HAI! –runs off and gets Chuck Norris out fit-

-A few minutes later of forcing Botan into the dressing room and girlish complaints later-

YS: GET OUT OF THERE! –pulls on the random dressing room curtains-

Botan: NO!!!! I absolutely refuse! Chuck Norris is a man, and manly looking~!

YS: Then you should look just fine. –smirk-

-Hiei and Koenma snicker slightly in background and Fox laughs-

Botan: -comes bursting out- WHY YOU!!!

YS/ Fox: … AHAHAHAHAHAHAHERHOHNAHAHHAHAHAHHAHANAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAHAHAHAHAOOOOHAH—breathes—HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA EHEH. –deep breath again-

Botan: --has stubbly beard and cut short hair that is dyed a sort of ginger color. Is wearing manly clothes and fake muscles-- I. Hate. You.

YS: LOVE YAH TOO!!!! BAHAHAHAHHEHOOOHAHAHHHAHGEHHERHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!-suddenly stops- And my third dare is that Hiei will be my personal cook for three chapters. Poor guy…. Anyway. AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHEHHHHHOOOOOPFFUAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Everyone (besides Yusuke and Keiko): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Inner me/ Domi: -pause laughter- Join us next time for another torture fest! Tell us if you laughed, cuz we did! –starts laughing again--