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"T-they're the real Akatsuki!" squeaked Gwen.

I huffed. "Give the girl a cookie, she finally figured it out."

The Akatsuki looked around at all the people in the room.

"So, these are characters in...Naruto, right?" asked Lily.

I sighed and nodded. I heard Kisame chuckle from behind me.

"I still can't get over how our show is named after that blonde idiot who probably doesn't know his left from his right." he remarked. "Now, KISAME sounds ten times better as a name for a television show."

Hidan snorted. "Like hell it does. Who would name their show after someone who looks like a fucking shark?" he asked. "I'm damn sure I wouldn't."

Kisame shot him a glare but didn't respond.

"S'right bitch. You know it's true."

Kisame growled and took a menacing step towards Hidan. Itachi placed a hand on Kisame's shoulder and shook his head. Sighing, Kisame retreated and grumbled under his breath. I let out a sigh of relief. Apparently, I had been holding my breath the whole time and hadn't even noticed it. Go figure.

Pein stared at all of them with his unblinking Rinnegan eyes. "Can we kill these girls?"

I shook my head rapidly, probably looking like I was having some sort of seizure.

"N-no! You can't kill anybody, or you'll be sent to jail!"

Sasori rolled his eyes. I noticed he wasn't in Hiruko. Weird.

"Tch. Like we haven't heard that threat before."

I felt my throat go dry. "I-it's just...don't you guys want to get back home soon?"

"Hell yes!" exclaimed Hidan.

"Well, then we can't have any distractions, right?"

I heard mutters of agreement throughout the whole group. Phew. Dodged a bullet, right there. Now, I just had to figure out some way to keep track of all the Akatsuki members. Think, think, think...

"Okay everyone, so that no one gets lost and I can keep track of you guys, we are going to use the buddy system!"

Kitsune pouted and flipped her long black hair. "Mandy, we're not little kids. We don't need a BUDDY SYSTEM." She said the word buddy system like somebody else would say rats with rabies.

"But, it's a safe and easy way to keep track of everybody. Just think of them as your partners, not your buddies, if that makes it any better." I told her.

"It doesn't." spoke Glustora.

I shrugged and then thought for a minute. "Okay...anyway. Sasori and Deidara, you can be with me and Amber." The two artists took their places next to me.

"Itachi and Kisame, you can be with Gwen."

Said girl looked at me with a horrified expression. I mouthed a sorry to her.

"Hidan and Kakuzu, you go with Kitsune." I said, motioning towards her. Hidan grinned.

"Fuck yeah! I get the hot one!" he cheered. Kitsune scoffed at that comment and looked away, her face burning red.

"Tobi and Zetsu, you can go with Jenny." Jenny looked at me and sighed, then walked over to stand next to the odd set.

"P-I mean Leader and Konan, you are with Kiku." I told them. Kiku took in a breath and tucked her silver bangs behind her ear, marching next to them like a soldier.

Glustora looked at me and pouted. "What about me?" she asked, tugging on a piece of straight black hair.

"And me!" added Lily, waving her hands around like she was trying to flag down a taxi.

I looked around to see who the two girls could be partnered up with. "Uh, Glustora, you can be with Jenny, and Lily, you can be with me and Amber." The two girls nodded.

I clapped my hands together. "Great!" I exclaimed. Not great. Now what was I supposed to do with them? They were a bunch of s-ranked criminals, for Pete's sake!

There was an extremely awkward silence in which nobody seemed to know what to say.

"Pervert!" shouted Kit, turning around and slapping Hidan across the face. I winced. Problem number one was arising.

"What the fuck was that for?" Hidan yelled, rubbing the side of his face and glaring at her.

"You grabbed my ass, you bastard!" she replied throwing her hands up into the air.

"So?"

"So? You don't do that to a woman! You have to have respect!"

"Like I give a damn."

"Motherfucker."

"Go to hell."

"Already there, sport."

Hidan scowled and crossed his arms over his chest, mumbling about how a bitch like her should be sacrificed to Jashin. I heard Deidara snicker from beside me.

"Way to go, Hidan! Women just fall at your feet, exactly like you said, don't they?"

"Fuck OFF, Blondie."

Deidara chuckled and shrugged. I sighed slightly, glad that he wasn't going to start a fight like he usually did. Looking around the room, I found Pein's gaze settled on me.

"Since we will be staying here for a while, I think we should get a chance to explore this new world." he requested, though I don't think he really cared what my opinion was. He was going to explore no matter what.

I bit my lip. This is what I had feared...

"Uh, alright. I guess the first thing we'll do is go shopping..."

It seems we've come across problem number two...

Author's Note: I felt bad about taking so long to update, so I'm putting up two chapters in two days! By the way, if you see any mistakes, please tell me! I've been typing these on my iPod...^_^" SORRY THIS IS SHORT!