Welcome to chapter five! Not much to say, except that I hope you enjoy, and I would like you to please review! I completely love when people favorite or put this on their alerts, but reviews really make my day. I reply to each and every one of them, so don't be shy! Even just a short "cool" would be great! Thank you! =^_^=~Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, any major company, minor company, or anything else. I promise!~I looked around the room, trying to figure out how I would get all these people in a car. I had just gotten my license not too long ago, so it's not like I had some huge car or anything. The most I could fit was about five, and even that would be pushing it. I looked over at Kitsune, who had also gotten her license. "Do you think we could use your car to get to Wal-Mart? I'm going to be using mine too." I asked her with a hopeful expression. Kit's car could fit seven, which would be a help. Plus, two people could get into the trunk if they really tried. There was a possibility of them being pulled over since that was technically illegal, but they could duck gave me a weird look and then rolled her silver and blue mismatched eyes with a sigh. "Sure." the ebony-haired girl replied, though I'm sure it was reluctant. Giving her a grateful smile, I clasped my hands together. "Alright guys, let's get the show on the road." I chirped, marching to the front door and opening it up for the Akatsuki had no idea what cars were, they followed my friends and I silently out the door, curious as to what exactly we were traveling in. "What is this contraption called again?" asked Pein, resting a tentative hand on my car as if he touched it, it would attack. "A car." answered Kiku, her silvery green eyes blinking boredly. I, for one, thought it was kind of funny that they had never seen a car before. Apparently the Naruto world was less technologically advanced than us. That thought was actually a bit contradictory...I mean, they have televisions, headsets, refrigerators and other things of that nature so obviously they have some kinds of technology, but they don't have cars or planes and have to walk everywhere. So...exactly what time period was Naruto set in? It seemed that question would forever plague Naruto fans."Um, anyone who I said was my...buddy for the day, you can ride with me. The rest can go with Kitsune." I told them as I ushered Lily, Amber, Sasori, and Deidara towards my car. I really didn't want to look back and see the crowded situation behind me. My heart was pounding in my chest. How was this going to work out? What if Sasori or Deidara decided they were irritated and killed one of us while I was driving? That thought sent me into full hyperventilating mode, but I tried to calm myself down. Deidara and Sasori both went right up to my small car and examined it critically. "How does it work?" asked Sasori, his large cinnamon brown eyes looking at me almost accusingly. He just had that way about him, so intimidating. "It's just like...um...mechanics and stuff like that. It has an engine and wheels and it runs on gas and oil." I tried to explain the workings of a car with the minimal knowledge I had. What a red-haired man blinked and then went back to examining it. I sighed, happy that he wasn't asking me any more difficult questions. I opened the doors of the car and then tried to figure out where everyone would sit. Obviously I was in the drivers seat...oh well, they would just decide amongst themselves. Hopping into the front seat, I put the key into the ignition and turned on the car, the radio blasting out of the others filed into the vehicle after me, Sasori sitting in the passenger seat next to me while Deidara, Lily, and Amber plopped into the back seats, Amber in the middle since she was the smallest. Once all the doors were shut, I smiled and looked around at everyone. "Alright, let's go!" I chirped, trying to convince myself that everything was going to be okay. Lily and Amber both looked a cross between nervous and hopelessly confused, while Sasori looked bored yet a bit curious and Deidara actually looked a bit excited. I wondered how the others were making out.~Kitsune's Point of View~Looking around at the combination of the Akatsuki and my friends, I seriously doubted that all of these people would fit into my mini-van. This was definitely not a good idea, not at all. Uh uh, no way. "Yo! You guys, be quiet, I have to figure out how you're all gonna fit in here!" I shouted, wanting them to just shut their mouths. Brushing my electric blue fringe out of my even brighter blue eye, I examined the group, trying to decide who would fit best in each seat. "Glustora, you can ride up front with me." I announced, motioning to the petite, black-haired girl. I needed someone level-headed up in front with me so that I wouldn't lose my temper while I was driving. "Zetsu and Jenny, you guys have the two seats in the middle." I told them. Jenny nodded, tucking a piece of spiky, black hair behind her ear and glancing at the plant man with a slight blush. "Kiku, Pein, and Konan, you're in the three back seats." I instructed them, figuring they'd be fine. Now, this was the tricky part. How were Tobi, Itachi, Hidan, Kakuzu, AND Gwen supposed to fit into my car when all the seats were taken? Think, think..."Um, Jenny, I'm going to need you to sit on Zetsu's lap so that Itachi can sit in the middle. Oh, and Gwen, you're going to need to sit on Itachi's lap. And no arguments." I said with finality and a slight smirk. Gwen and Jenny both looked at me with astonished expressions, their jaws practically touching the ground. "So, that leaves Hidan, Kakuzu, amd Tobi. You three will be sitting in the trunk." "The fucking trunk? How the hell are we supposed to fit in there?" Hidan shouted, glaring daggers at me. "Aw, come on Hidan, it'll be so much fun! Trust me, we'll play games and tell secrets and..." Tobi got interrupted my Hidan's obnoxious voice. "It's not a fucking sleepover, ya idiot!" he yelled, his violet eyes shifting to glare at the swirly-masked man-boy. The Jashinist then turned to look at me, his frown turning into a cocky smirk. "Can't I just sit up front with you, babe?" he suggested. I rolled my eyes with an annoyed sigh. "Nice try, but no." I declined his offer, though I felt a faint blush painting my cheeks against my will. "Okay, file in!" I announced with a grin, running around and opening all the car doors for everyone. Watching everyone get in for a moment, I shook my head at the craziness of everything and then sat down quietly in the driver's seat. I started up the car and then turned around to make sure that all the others were safely in their seats. Well, not really safely, but...I don't know, I guess I just turned around to make sure everyone was where I placed them. If they weren't, shit would go down, especially if it was Hidan or Tobi. "Let's go!" shouted Tobi, his obnoxious voice ringing through the car. "Would you just shut up for two Jashin-damned minutes? Seriously, you are just like a fucking five year old!" I'll let you guess who said sniffled. "You're mean." he whimpered, his hurt feeling apparent in his tone. "I don't give a fuck-OW! Kakuzu, you motherfucker!" Pein turned around in his seat to give the Akatsuki members a cold, blank stare. "Quiet." he said. And so they were. My silver eye twitched as I pulled out of the driveway. This would be a long trip to Wal-Mart. Thanks for reading this chapter! Sorry it wasn't very funny or as long as I wanted. You know guys, I just realized...I don't have enough OCs for my story! Some of the Akatsuki members don't have a pairing. So, the free Akatsuki members are: Konan, Kakuzu, and Kisame. If you want to be paired with any of those members, shoot me a PM with your character info (Name, Appearance, Age, Personality, How you know me) and who you would like to be paired with. Hopefully these characters won't be single for long ;) Haha winky faces...they make any statement seem suggestive. LEAVE A REVIEW YOU GUYS! If you have an idea for my story, please tell me! I am always looking for new perspectives ^_^