Summary: We all have demons inside us. It was just that ours were so similar that drew us together. SasuNaru AU
Warning: Swearing in this chapter.
Disclaimer: Sadly...no. *cries*
"talking"
'thinking'
/Flashback/
[Talking in head]
This is the longest chapter I have made yet, so I hope you enjoy! Reviews will get cookies! Flames will be used for smores! :D
Kyuubi creeped around the corner, tailing a suspicious looking Uchiha. He narrowed his eyes as the figure slipped into a nearby classroom.
'Funny…he doesn't belong there this block…'
Kyuubi waited a few minutes, debating whether or not to get closer, when the raven exited the classroom holding a paperbag.
'Suspicious…very suspicious…'
He stared to creep closer in an attempt at not losing him before he was abruptly grabbed, a hand clasped over his mouth. A muffled scream escaped his mouth as he was dragged into the supply closet. A light flicked on and the hand was swiftly removed.
"What are you doing?"
Kyuubi stiffened. That velvety rich voice was unmistakable.
"Itachi."
"Hn."
The redhead put a hand on his hip.
"Well what hell are you doing here? Kidnapping me no less? Hmph!"
Kyuubi continued on into a rant as Itachi ignored the need to roll his eyes.
'Drama Queen…'
The Uchiha cleared his throat, effectively getting the redhead's attention.
"You're the one spying on my little brother."
"And your little brother is acting very suspicious around my little brother!"
Itachi rolled his eyes.
"Well I guess not all Uzumaki's are dumb blondes."
Kyuubi narrowed his eyes.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Hn."
"Don't give me that bullshit, Itachi."
Itachi pressed the red head against the wall, pinning both hands above his head.
"Don't test me," a smooth voice purred into his ear.
He was met with silence and Itachi smirked. He had him right where he wanted him.
"Don't mind Sasuke. At least not yet. He's simply jealous of the blonde."
He leaned down and licked Kyuubi's earlobe sending a shiver down his spine.
Kyuubi moaned.
"J-jealous?"
The door flung open at that moment to reveal a displeased younger Uchiha.
"I'm not jealous of that dobe."
Itachi turned, angry at being interrupted.
"Then what would you call it? You fight like an old married couple and you've known him for barely a week."
Sasuke scoffed.
"Please. I can't stand the sight of him. He's blonde and loud and stupid and-."
Kyuubi snapped out of his daze, eyes flashing red as he jerked out of Itachi's grasp.
"He is not stupid! Don't you dare make such assumptions about him you sniveling little brat."
Itachi folded his arms over his chest, shaking his head.
"Shame on you, otouto. Never underestimate your opponent. Haven't I taught you anything?"
Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"You're such a suck up."
"I think you're just jealous that I have a hot sexy fox and you have to whack it off every night."
"Oh, please!"
Kyuubi stood silently in the corner as the two brothers got in a full on argument. He was used to such an occurrence since he was often at the Uchiha household to spend time with the eldest brother. The argument ended after a full blown ten minutes when Itachi finally got fed up with his little brother's lame comebacks and walked away.
"I will get you back, Nii-san!"
"Uh huh. Keep saying that. Come on, Kyuubi. We have things to do."
Kyuubi rolled his eyes and followed along, mostly to bug the other male.
"And quit stalking me, Kyuubi!"
Sasuke was met with a long middle finger in response.
'Damn Uchihas…'
"Kiba, I'm telling you I just can't stand him. It's like he's out to get me or something."
Kiba nodded in agreement to his friend's ramble.
"Yeah. Stupid ice prick."
"More like an ice princess!"
The two shared a bout of laughter helping release the pent up stress of the week. Their similar personalities proved to work perfectly together making them the best of friends almost overnight.
Of course, Naruto had managed to drag a few more people into the ever-growing circle of friends namely a moody redhead named Gaara and a fruity pervert named Sai. They made an interesting group balancing well with the mix of different personalities and whatnot.
"Hey, dickless."
A pale hand placed his hand on tan shoulders, earning a cheeky grin and an enraged outburst.
"Nice of you to show up! Where's Gaara? I thought we all agreed to eat outside for lunch," Kiba voiced his concern at their missing member, perking up Naruto's curiosity.
"Yeah! Where is our little cuddle bear?"
"Stop calling me that," a voice growled out from the shadows. Naruto laughed.
"Awww! You know you like it!"
The others shook their heads, used to Naruto's antics, as the blonde ruffled the redhead's hair. The latter isssued a growl which quickly turned into a pout after he realized it wasn't working.
"Hey! Are you all going to that party tonight? I heard it was gonna be pretty big. It's supposed to go on until way past midnight at the big lake in the woods. Y'all in?"
Gaara Hn'd in agreement while Naruto began bouncing up and down excitedly like a Chihuahua on crack. There was an unusual period of silence from the Inuzuka, drawing worried looks from his friends.
"Ne, Kiba? What's wrong? I thought you couldn't wait for all the hot campus parties?"
Kiba shook his head.
"Yeah, but tonight isn't a great night for me…"
Gaara raised a nonexistent eyebrow, mirroring the looks on the rest of the group's faces. An awkward moment of silence passed as they all thought over what to do. It really was supposed to be a wicked party. Before long, a large smile spread over the Inuzuka's face.
"You guys can go on ahead. I'll be fine!"
"You sure? I kinda feel bad about leaving you behind."
"Yeah, dogface. It's almost not fair."
Kiba ignored the usual insult and continued to assure his friends to go.
"Go ahead. I have work to do anyway."
Naruto hesitated before replying, "If you say so."
It was way past dark as the trio made their way deep into the woods. Farther ahead they could see the masses of teens partying on into the night. A full moon shone above them, lighting the unfamiliar path.
"Dude! This is gonna be awesome!"
The blonde flashed a wide grin at his friends, obviously pumped up for the night.
"Why did I even agree to come here, " the less than excited redhead said.
Naruto punched him in the shoulder.
"Come on! Live a little! It's a party!"
Sai smiled in his own creepy little way, giving his own thoughts on the matter.
"Besides. It's a great way to meet guys."
Gaara and Naruto stopped abruptly.
"Way to be out there with your sexuality, Sai," Gaara sarcastically replied, snapping the blonde out of his shock.
"Oh, shush! It wasn't like I was quiet about it."
Gaara rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, but blondie here is denser than a brick wall."
"Hey! I resent that," the aforementioned blonde yelled as he pouted and glared at his friend.
Gaara ignored him as the three began to walk into the party scene. The loud music and scent of alcohol hit them all at once, luring them all into the daze of wild parties. They all looked around in shock, new to idea of wild parties and late nights, the newness of being First Year Genin kicking in. Naruto was the first to bring them all back to reality.
"Coooooooool!"
"Che, dobe."
Naruto whipped around, blue meeting black as he looked back into his rival's eyes.
"Seems like you've never been to a party before."
His confused expression turned into a glare as he realized he was being insulted.
"Of course I have, teme," the blonde insisted as he growled menacingly at the raven before him.
"Your silly childhood birthday parties don't count, usuratonkatchi."
Blue eyes flashed red as he lunged forward to strangle the smug Uchiha only to be stopped by two pairs of hands.
"C'mon, Naruto. Let's leave. This party isn't really all that cool anyway."
Naruto walked back to his friends, introducing the teme to his friendly middle finger as they turned to leave the party.
"Stupid teme," the blonde mumbled as he made his way back through the crowd. He grabbed a drink out of a random passerby's hand before stomping back onto the well-trodden path.
"C'mon. Let's go pick on Kiba and let him know what a borefest this was."
Gaara cocked a blank eyebrow.
"Borefest? Che, you really are gay."
Sai giggled.
"Oh, like you don't swing the same rope as me."
"So? That's irrevalent."
"And my sexuality is?"
Naruto quirked an eyebrow.
"What the hell? Is this the path out of the closet or something."
Sai cocked a smile.
"Duh, Naruto! And over there is Gay Bar Boulevard, and there's Lesbian Lane! Maybe if you're lucky, I'll take you over to Closet Street and you can pick one out for yourself!"
"Are you saying I'm in the closet?"
"You call Gaara little cuddle bear," Sai pointed out.
"Soooo?"
"Sounds gay to me," Gaara agreed, earning a glare from the blonde. Naruto opened his mouth, ready to retort when he was interrupted by a loud howl.
"What was that?"
The trio looked up onto the roof of their dorms, noticing a large hairy figure standing in front of the large moon.
"Looks like it came from that thing," was Gaara's nonchalant reply.
The figure jumped in front of them and the blonde gave a not-so-manly scream, jumping into Gaara's arms. It moved towards the trio, stepping into a beam of moonlight. A toothy grin stared down at them.
"How was the party, boys?"
Naruto stopped his screaming, blinking his eyes in confusion.
"K-kiba?"
The large beast let out a dark chuckle. Gaara dropped the blonde on the floor, earning a loud 'oomph' as he hit the ground.
"It's a full moon."
"So?"
The blonde looked up at his rather large friend, undeniable confused. Gaara sighed, used to his friend's stereotypical trait.
"He's a werewolf. That's why he didn't come with us."
"Oh."
The figure drooled over them, causing them to take a few steps back.
"Mmmm. You smell so good, Naruto. Almost like the perfect…uke."
Naruto's eyes went wide, registering the information, as he began to run in the opposite direction, the others following suit.
'What the hell is with all my friends being gay!'
Kiba trailed right behind him, only to be stopped by a tall figure with glowing crimson eyes. The mysterious figure turned around, a smirk evident on his face.
"I can't leave you alone for a second, can I, Uzumaki?"
Naruto turned around in shock, recognizing the oh-to-familiar voice.
"Sasuke?"
Ah, Naruto! Don't you know you attract what you are? He's so far in the closet…
Glad to have people interested in this story. I know some people mentioned some ItaKyu, so I'm going to work some in. It's like one of my fav pairings for Itachi.
I'll try to update once a week…hopefully. I just wish I had some nice reviews. Sigh. So saddy sad sad.