A/N: Well, shall I get the pleasantries out of the way?
1) I do not own the Sisters Grimm.
2) I do not own Youtube, or the videos on there.
High Recommendation: Watch the Youtube videos, particularly The Sisters Grimm by MellolsJustice, as it gets confusing just describing this. No, I'm not trying to get them more views. I don't even know them. If I'm lying, may Puck come and kill me with his wooden sword.
"Ale-Alejandro, ale-Alejander-ro..."
Veronica walked into the room to find Sabrina watching something on a laptop. Looking over her shoulder, she found a blonde woman wearing skimpy clothing do suggestive things.
"Sabrina Grimm! What on Earth are you looking at?" Veronica shouted at the teen.
Sabrina started, and then turned to look at the older women. "Mom, I'm not watching porn. It's a Lady Gaga music video."
Veronica studied the screen again.
You know that I love you boy,
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
At this point I gotta choose
Nothing to loose...
Well, it was catchy. Veronica had to give her that. Her clothing, though...ick!
"Hey, what are you guys looking at?" Puck asked as he darted in. He took about one look at the screen before gagging. "Grimm! I thought you were straight!"
Rather than trusting her mouth, Sabrina punched him in the jaw.
"Puck! Puck! Wake up!" Sabrina dumped a bucket of water on him. The boy fairy was now soaked, but still unconscious. She was considering the odds of him waking up right when she was doing CPR when he twitched and opened his eyes.
"Ouch."
"Oh, you're okay," said Sabrina, trying not to sound relieved. "Hey, Mom, I don't think we need that taser," she shouted.
"You were going to taze me?" Puck said incredulously. "I know I'm pretty much indestructible and all, but still..."
"Well, too bad. I have something to show you." Sabrina dragged the dripping fairy into the computer room, where she had input "Puck Grimm" into the search box on Youtube.
"Puck's my name, but why Grimm?"
"Because, as I had pointed out, your name refers to 'a disk used for hockey' and just typing 'Puck' leads to results with names like, 'So-and-so pulls puck off goal line', and 'What the Puck!' etc. (A/N: True story. Feel free to try it.) Apparently, I am more famous than you so by giving you my surname, random poseurs appear acting like you."
"..."
"Well, here's one!"
Sabrina clicked on a video called Puck and Sabrina Grimm Hey Soul Sister by SeairaSophia.
After a few moments, the song started accompanied by the picture from the first book when Sabrina and Daphne first meet Puck in the woods.
Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo...
"That makes even less sense than you."
"Puck. It's called music. And music usually doesn't make sense." Sabrina wondered if he had even heard of modern music.
Just in time,
I'm so glad you have a one-track mind like me.
Yes, Grimm had an incredibly one-track mind. Puck remembered the time she had wasted one of the Little Match Girl's matches and got caught in that room with the Jabberwocky.
You see,
I can be myself now finally,
In fact there's nothing I can't be.
That does sound like me, Puck mused. Puck looked over Sabrina, her face lit by the soft glow of the computer. He finally realized that he would do anything for her. If she asked him to fly, he would have to.
He meant that figuratively, of course.
Sabrina clicked on the next video, The Sisters Grimm by MellolsJustice. The video clip started with an image of what looked like a sky. The words "Some fairytales are too good to be true..." came onto the screen, and then shifted onto a picture of a teen-aged, short-haired blonde in a classroom. Suddenly, the video sort of paused and the words Sabrina Grimm appeared next to the character's head.
"That looks nothing like me!" Sabrina jumped up, upsetting her chair. Her hair was still pretty long, and she looked a lot younger.
"Siddown, Grimm. Chill," said Puck in a bored tone. His eyes were riveted on the screen, though. (One must remember Puck had been living in the woods for a pretty long time.)
Next, the video showed a little brunette girl being shown into a different classroom, where she grinned hugely. Daphne Grimm appeared next to her head.
"See, at least that somewhat resembles Daphne," said Sabrina.
Sabrina looked at the screen, which was now showing a blonde-haired boy who was probably going to be Puck, and-
Oh. Fudge.
Flashback...
"Hey Sabrina, wanna come watch Peter Pan with me since Puck is out of the house?" Daphne was bouncing on the sofa again. "It's the 2003 edition with the real people, and I heard it was better than the Disney version."
"Sure, why not?" Sabrina said.
(flashback ends)
"-and why doesn't that guy have wings? I mean, I have my awesomely cool manly wings and he just like, jumps up and randomly back flips, and..."
While Puck blabbered on, Sabrina studied that character again. Yes, this was definitely Peter Pan from the movie. She even recognized some scenes from the movie. She just hoped Puck wouldn't recognize him too.
"-what's with all those random people? Oh, and-"Puck cut himself off when the words Puck, the Trickster King flashed by his head. Sabrina nervously checked his expression to see if he recognized it. The fairy boy's expression was full of rage and animosity.
Shit-ake mushroom.
6, 5, 4, 3, 2- Sabrina counted to herself.
"WHY AM I PETER PAN! WHY! WHO MADE THIS?" Puck exploded.
"How do you even know that's Peter Pan?" asked Sabrina, who had by now become immune to Puck's many, many temper tantrums. Honestly, he PMS's more than any girl she knows, including herself.
"HOW? HOW, YOU ASK? I WAS DOING RESEARCH ON HIM, THAT'S HOW." Yes, Puck had serious PMS issues.
"Uh-huh. You're lying through your rotten teeth, and, oh, and you have something on your forehead."
Sabrina got a cramp laughing as she watched Puck discover his first pimple.
