Back by popular demand, I have decided to make this one more then a one shot. I will do the same thing which each character. So here is Thor!

Disclaimer: Do you think that if I did own the Avengers, I would be taking a SAT tomorrow?

It was a known fact that Thor was clueless when it came to most things about modern society. He was confused when football players were not actually killing each other. It was a learning process with him which led to Bruce having many headaches. For some reason Thor decided to go to him for most advice about modern society. Maybe it was because half the time Tony will tell Thor the wrong thing at first just to see what would happen.

Natasha and Clint usually just said that Bruce could explain it better, not that he was exactly complaining, because for the most part it was true. Steve was almost as clueless as Thor, but he went to Tony for most advice, something about being used to the way Tony's father talked and explained things.

So Bruce was now used to helping the clueless Thor around the Avenger's Mansion as Tony and Clint fondly dubbed the building.

But they weren't in the mansion. Currently most of the team was on the Helicarrier, Tony was in Los Angeles with Pepper on vacation (Steve asked if this was another way to fondue, which confused everyone) and Steve had decided to stay at home. They were asked to introduce themselves to some of the new transfers, but it was optional for the most part, but Bruce wanted to get out of the house for a bit. As Bruce turned the corner he was wondering why he thought taking a break was a good idea in the first place.

Bruce didn't know if he should laugh, cry, or just give up. Thor currently was bent over with his head in a trashcan and wasn't moving. It took about a minute for Bruce to realize he should probably ask Thor what in God's name was he doing.

"Thor, what are you doing in there?"

"Ah friend Bruce I am competing in a time honored Migardian tradition of seeking and hiding." Thor's voice echoed in the cylinder and Bruce raised his eyebrows.

"Who told you about this time honored tradition?"

"Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., they told me that you participate by placing your head in a can of trash then wait for them to locate me. So far it's been almost a half-hour, I believe I am winning." Thor sounded so happy, Bruce wasn't sure he should burst the big guy's bubble.

"Thor, I believe you've been tricked." Bruce said as he patted the man on his back, but quickly retracted his hand.

"What foul sorcery do you speak of friend?" Thor looked confused and hurt, like a lost puppy. Bruce wondered how a God could possibly do a puppy look so well.

"Hide and seek is played very differently I believe the agents who told you about this were just pulling you're leg." Thor sat down and leaned against the trashcan.

"So I was in fact losing." Bruce picked out a banana peel and a used yogurt container from Thor's hair.

"Next time if anyone tells you anything about society, confirm it with me or another teammate, ok?" Thor looked at the scientist.

"I believe I have learned my lesson friend." Thor smiled.

"Good because I have an idea." Bruce pulled out his cell phone and hit his speed dial. "Clint how do feel about hide and seek?"

Thor grinned.

"So the point of this exercise is to try to find a good hiding spot and hope that we don't find you." Bruce instructed to the five S.H.I.E.L.D. agents in front of him. Behind Bruce, Hawkeye, Natasha and Thor stood smiling. The agents looked like they were going to piss their pants.

Hulk grinned in Bruce's head and asked if he could participate in this exercise. Next time buddy, Bruce thought.

"You have three minutes starting now." The agents turned and dashed off into the forest behind them. Bruce turned and walked into the helicarrier.

"Bruce aren't you going help us scare these ass-clowns?" Clint asked.

"Nah, letting out the Hulk would be pretty cruel, besides someone has to tell you were they are." Bruce smirked which drew grins from his team.

"Is that not cheating friend Bruce?" Thor asked smiling as he did so.

"Depends on your definition, I do believe a minute is up though." The team turned around and split up in three directions. About ten minutes of watching Clint shoot two of the agents who had tried to team up with arrows that launched out goo the doors behind him wooshed open.

"Here." Bruce tossed the one of the two new comers an ear piece. "one has been hiding here." Bruce pointed to the one who was unharmed for now.

"Damn, we missed most of the fun Cap." Tony grinned. "Let's go make this a party." With that the two left Bruce's command center. It was good to be king.

"Dr. Banner do I want to know why I have five agents, one who claims there clothes were cut off by daggers, another who claims to have been constantly zapped by lightening, one who seems to be traumatized, and two who are stuck together covered in some sort of gunk."

"…. Probably not Director."

Okay so I don't know if I'm particularly impressed with this one, but I promise they will get better and probably longer. Let me know what you thought. I enjoy reviews.

Actually this story has probably gotten more feedback then my other stories.