I'm going to be frank with you people. I don't like this one, I don't think I'm very good at writing Thor. I'm sorry Thor I love you but you are impossible.

Disclaimer: If I owned the Avengers I would be able to write Thor.

Migardian customs always gave Thor headaches, ones that feel like he hit himself in the head repeatedly with Mjoinr. Which is why he was confused why he was being forced to posses different cloths to wear and why some Migardians walked about practically naked during the day, even though Lady Natasha told Thor that it was not proper and to come inside and put some damn pants on.

His Jane had informed him that it was improper in Migardian culture to wear the same outfit repeatedly so he needed assistance. So he asked his fellow avenger Man of Iron, but Widow had overheard and said that she would assist him in his mission, but with Tony's money. Also something about how Man of Iron would purposely dress him in embarrassing clothing, whatever that entailed.

So he and the Widow of Black had walked into a store called H&M and gained strange looks from the other people in the store. Thor now understands why Clint ran and hid when Lady Natasha said that they were going shopping, it was one of the most trying experiences of his life. Lady Natasha was a scary individual, but she insisted that Thor try on every piece of material known to man. He was put in a small room and Lady Natasha kept throwing clothes over the wall at him telling him to try it on or else. He then would leave the room where Natasha would either say yes, no, that's not how you wear that or Thor when you try on pants you don't have to take off your shirt.

Many women stared at him when he was shirtless; it made him very uncomfortable, especially now that he was with his Jane.

Eventually, he had tried on everything Lady Natasha had insisted on, and he carried the piles of clothes that he could not see over to a register of cash to purchase the goods. The cashier eyed the pile of clothes like it was great foe and went about attacking it as such. The total seemed like a lot of money to Thor, but Natasha did not even glance at it as she handed Man of Iron's card over. He then went about trying to remain balanced as he carried the bags to the car.

"Put those in the back. Hurry up I know what store we are going to next." Thor let out a loud gulp and prayed for a crisis that needed the avengers.

It was after the fifth store that Natasha finally declared they had completed the task and Thor demanded a celebration feast for conquering his most impressive feat yet. Natasha hit him in the arm for that comment.

They went to a small diner which excited Thor. Thor was much more comfortable in a place that seemed more like a home, then a fancy restaurant that friend Tony had insisted on one time after their fifth successful mission. Which caused Lady Pepper to say afterwards never again to Tony as she was paying for the damages that the restaurant had received.

They were waiting for their meals and Thor watched the device friend Bruce said was not conceived from magic. It was on something called the News. They had brought up images of the Avengers latest battle that had been against the Enchantress and Zemo. The people talking about the battle paused at an image of the woman in front of him and began to talk about the "Black Widow". Natasha tensed, but did not tear her eyes away from the screen.

"I wouldn't mind being with her."

"Please she would kill you in a day, besides rumor has it she'swith Hawkeye."

"I thought she was sleeping with Thor."

The man then snorts, "She's just sleeping with the team, not unexpectedly I might add, she seems to be the type who gets around."

Thor was confused about some of the words they were using and what they seem to be saying about Natasha, but it was obvious she did not. The cheerful mood they were in had vanished as Natasha seemed to be tense and depressed. The waitress noticed this, apologized and turned off the television. Natasha said thank you and signed a napkin for the woman's daughter and Thor did the same.

They received their food soon after, but Lady Natasha seemed only to pick at it whereas Thor ate with much gusto.

When they got back home and the rest of the Avengers greeted them, Natasha just walked by turning to the direction of her room.

"Natasha!" Clint dashed out after her picking up on her sour mood.

"What was that about?" Tony asked and Bruce raised an eyebrow both in Thor's direction. Thor began to tell about his day. The two seemed to grow mad as he recapped the tale of the News. They explained why to Thor.

"The anchors of news will live to regret the day they insulted my comrades!" Thor exclaimed loudly. Then lo and behold it became true.

A loud crack and crashing noise was heard, and then some very girly screams. Thor looked at the puny mortal in front of him and brought down several more strikes of lightening around him. The man screamed some more.

"What the hell are you doing?" The man screamed.

"The news told me there was a threat here." Thor said a line he rehearsed many a time with friend Bruce.

"No what the hell were they thinking?" The man was looking pissed and scared at the same time.

"It's quite funny how your mortal news programs get things wrong." With that Thor left making another hole in the ceiling.

For the next week several embarrassing images were seen on the news and many secrets about the anchors that were private were heard. Natasha never said thank you to any members of the team, but that was alright, that's what a team was suppose to do Thor thought. They are supposed to have their backs no matter what the situation.

Not my best work, but I promise it will get better! I will update soon...

probably...

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