A/N: I was sick, I had too much homework, my Halloween Costume is horrible, and one of my betas had a proposal. I wanted this to be longer, but I got a writer's block. So here it is, a pathetic fail of a story after numerous requests and the occasional death threat.

So, Facebook.

The first thing Sabrina had to do was make an account, obviously.

Name: Sabrina Grimm. Duh.

Email: GrimmBlondegmail(dot)com

Password:

Sabrina had some trouble with that. Obviously it shouldn't be something obvious, like "password". And she knew that the best passwords are a combo of letters, numbers, and symbols. She had a flitting thought of using "Th3 Trick$t3r King" but quickly pushed it away.

How about using the first initials of her family members in order by age? Too tricky. For example, would she count the actual ages, or the appeared ages of Puck, Mr. Canis, and Red?

Puck.

Huh. Since everybody knew she hated him- or at least put up a façade saying so –they probably wouldn't expect her to do a password related to-

"Grimm!"

Speak of the devil.

"What?" she yelled back.

"Grimm!" Puck appeared at the doorway, looking flustered. "Have you seen my marshmallow gun?" He was holding a bag of jelly beans in one hand and the kitchen telephone in the other. Apparently, he was still trying to steal Uncle Jake's credit card.

"Uh..."

Flashback:

That's it! thought Sabrina angrily as she stomped across the grass in Puck's room. That will be the last time he shoots marshmallows at me! She found the marshmallow gun by the pond and broke it over her knee before tossing it into the water.

Flashback ends.

"No, can't say I have," said Sabrina.

"Oh," said Puck, his face falling. "Hey, what are you doing?"

"Getting a Facebook page."

"What's Facebook?"

Really?

And so Sabrina Grimm wasted four minutes of her life explaining Facebook to the poor, ignorant fairy.

After which he, of course, wanted a Facebook page too.

Which meant Sabrina had to waste another six minutes explaining how Facebook worked. She felt sorry for him though. The only people he knew were in Ferryport Landing or Faerie, but Sabrina had a feeling he wasn't going to add Moth to his "Friends" list.

I really like this story, but I'm starting to run out of ideas so there will probably another three chapters or so before I end it.