A/N: Again, large chunks were edited out. I tried to do it so it would still make sense, but the operative word here is "tried".

Da Disclaimers:

I do not own the Sisters Grimm, Facebook, Fanfiction, or Taylor Swift.

Thanks to alexatheknight for her story!

"Sabrina, for the last time, my last name is not going to be Grimm!"

Sabrina sighed. They were setting up an account for Puck. It was harder than she imagined. They were on the second step- last name- and they had already run into a problem.

Puck didn't have a last name.

As he was adopted into this family, his last name should be Grimm, Sabrina reasoned. Or at least he could take on his alias of Robin Goodfellow. Instead, he had chosen to be named Puck X.

Sigh.

She let it go, and they encountered the next problem.

Puck didn't have an email address. They were going to have to set up an email account for Puck, then come back and do Facebook.

"You know what? I don't think this is worth it. It's not like you have that many friends with Facebook, anyways," said Sabrina.

Puck looked at her.

"And you do?"

Sabrina did, in fact. She had her old friends from New York, and as much as she liked the people here, she missed her old friends.

"I kinda miss my friends from New York," she said to the carpet.

Daphne burst in, looking excited about something. Big surprise. That girl was always excited about something.

"Guys, look what I found!" she babbled...uh...excitedly.

"What now?" asked Sabrina.

"Another FanFiction!" Daphne said.

Puck looked horrified while Sabrina peeked nervously at the screen.

Friends come to Ferryport Landing by alexatheknight.

Well, at least the title didn't have any suspicious words in it. Words like, "Sabrina and Puck are..."

Taking a breath, Sabrina and Puck started reading.

"Why the heck did they send us here?" Sabrina Grimm asked the fairy sitting in front of her. Her grandmother and sister had sent her and Puck to Sacred Grounds so they could do something. She had thought about questioning them, but thinking it would just cause arguments, had decided not too. Though, she was thinking about it.

There was a silence in the room for a moment.

"I miss Briar," said Sabrina.

"I do too, "said Daphne.

Puck, however, wasn't listening. He was staring into space, thinking about the same thing too. It wasn't like him to be silent for too long, so Sabrina thought he was focusing on something. She followed his eyes to the direction he was staring at and saw a cute girl with curly hair.

Sabrina snorted. "Presenting Puck, the playboy."

Puck frowned. "Presenting Sabrina, the jealous type."

Sabrina shut up.

"Yo, Fairy Boy," she said. He jumped up in surprise. She snickered. "What were you staring at?" she asked him.

"Nothing," he said simply.

"Really? Because it looked like to me you were staring at her," she said pointing to the girl. Puck blushed and looked down. "Oh, don't make that girl miserable. She doesn't need you to ruin her life."

"Grimm, you need to get it out of your head that your life is the only one I try to ruin. Marshmallow, do I ruin your life?" said Puck.

Daphne shook her head.

"See?"

Sabrina sighed and read on.

He was about to say something, when Sabrina's "Love Story" ring tone came on.

"Ooh, Taylor Swift!" Like most average teenage girls, Sabrina was an avid fan of Ms. Swift. Her newest album, Speak Now, was already on her ipod.

"Who?" asked Puck blankly.

"Never mind."

She picked up her phone. "Hello? ...Oh hey Daphne….You want us to come now? ...Okay, okay we are coming!" she hung up.

When they reached there, Sabrina opened the numerous locks, and walked inside. Daphne and Granny Relda were sitting on the kitchen table grinning from ear to ear.

"Wow. As impatient as ever, Sabrina. Stubborn, too. I'm pretty sure you are still aggressive. "

Standing at the edge of the hallway, was a girl with long dark hair and big brown eyes.

"Huh, that sounds like Sadie," Sabrina thought aloud.

Daphne's eyes widened. She had already read all of the first chapter and part of the second.

Sabrina gasped.

"Sadie?" she asked.

"Okay, that's weird," said Sabrina. She immediately opened another window, logged into her Facebook account, and opened her Chat box.

Sad- she typed.

Sadie Magcale came up. Sabrina breathed a sigh of relief. She wasn't sure she'd be on.

sup? she typed.

nm came the answer.

theres a story w/ ur name in it.

do i die?

Sabrina laughed. no (unfortunately)

hahaha, is it online?

yea.

wats the adres? i wanna look at it.

Sabrina gave Sadie the internet address, and they read on.

The girl nodded, and smiled. Sabrina ran to her and hugged her.

"Oh my gosh! I can't believe it's you! I haven't seen you in so long."

"I'm not the only one," Sadie said.

"You're not?" said Sabrina.

Just then, five more people came in the hall. One girl had black hair and green eyes.

Sabrina, who was looking pale at this point, murmured, "That sounds like Angel."

Another girl had big chocolate brown eyes and brown wavy hair.

A girl with brown eyes and brown hair? Sabrina was drawing a blank.

A tall girl in the back had thick black hair.

That was probably Tasha.

There were two boys. One was short and really skinny.

Adi?

The other was tall and, unlike everyone else who were teenagers, was older, probably 40.

That must be Raheem.

Having grown up in a city full of physic people had led Sabrina to be hardly surprised about people reading her mind. But this was just...stalkerish.

Sabrina ran to the girl with green eyes. "Angela!" She turned to everyone else. "Nicole!" she said to the girl with brown wavy hair. "Natasha!" she said to the girl with dark hair. The two boys were Adi and Raheem.

Point proven.

Angel was pretty close to Angela, Tasha was short for Natasha, and Adi and Raheem were exactly right. But who was Nicole?

Maybe Sabrina's Nicole went by a nickname.

A nickname for Nicole? What would there be? Nicky? Sabrina didn't know a Nicky. What would another nickname be? Nick? Yeah, righ-

Nick.

Sabrina had a friend named Nick with brown eyes and wavy brown hair.

Only problem was, Nick was a guy.

Wow...

"First thing, we brought a family member you couldn't take with you." She pointed to the kitchen. On the floor was a grey tabby cat.

"Coco!" she said and picked up the cat and held her. "You guys are the best!" she exclaimed.

Sabrina and Daphne looked at each other. They used to have a white cat named Coco that had run off about a month before their parents were kidnapped.

This was getting weirder and weirder.

And alexatheknight is a stalker.