Hetalia Road Trip: chapter 2 out of ?

Germany turned around and started the car. Right as he did the speakers were on full blast with nightshade playing. "YAAAAAY!" Francis yelled. "I didn't know you like metal core yo!" Alfred shouted trying to outtalk the speakers. "its nightshade. There a French metal core band-" "and of course their French! Why wouldn't they be French!" Arthur yelled and crossed his arms sitting back in the seat. "Hey calm down bro yo hahaha your so moody ya know that" "MOODY ILL SHOW YOU MOODY!" "calm down HAHAHA" "its ok America it's just his time of the month again. Now once you two are finished displaying sexual tension I would like to take the trip and get it over with so I can get out of this filthy van." "hey Arthur?" sea land bopped his head out from the third row of the van. "SEA LAND! WHEN THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU GET HERE!" Arthur scram. "um hello I was invited and I have a question." "fine what's your question?" he breathed. "what's sexual tension?" they all looked at Sea land. "HONHONHON ILL BE HAPPY TO EXPLAINE….. If you want I can demonstrate too honhonhon" "uum Arthur what does it mean?" "MIND YOUR OWN!" "IT WAS JUST A QUESTION!" he scram. "A question I would be happy to answer!" Francis said. "NO!" they all said simultaneously.

at the airport

"I'm so bored!" Romano complained. "well I brought tomato's" "so" "wanna throw them at people while China and Japan see how long the delay will be?" "….." Romano had a smile running across his face. "hand me one." Spain gave him a tomato and Romano aimed it at Japans back. "ready.. Aim… FIRE FTW!" Spain shouted. Japan had the worst timing. He turned around and got hit in the chest and fell backwards. "SIR ARE YOU OK! SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE!" Romano and Spain started waling in laughter. "no no I'm ok it's just a-" "DON'T TALK I THINK WERE LOSING HIM!" a man said. He tried feeling Japans pulse. "HIS PULSE IS LIKE SKYROCKETING!" "Like seriously!" a familiar voice said. Poland walked up. "is Japan like seriously dead" "no I'm not dead! And if you don't move away from me ill go samurai on you!" he said getting up and walking towards Poland. "like seriously take a chill pill! Its not my fault you like totally got shot!" "I DIDN'T GET SHOT!" he said walking towards Romano and Spain. "don't ever do that again!" Japan yells. Romano grabs another tomato from Spain and throws it at Japan. "SIR!" "GET AWAY FROM ME!" the man ran away. "thanks to you morons we missed our flight. Its probably so much easier in the van!" Japan yelled.

"GERMANY! I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!" Italy shouted. "CANT YOU WAIT! MY GOSH ITALY YOU HAVE ZE BLADDER OF A SQUIRRLE!" he shouted back. "BUT I HAVE TO GO!" highway to hell stopped playing in the van and Alfred reached for the radio and turned on "party in the USA" right when he played it England groaned and slapped America on the back of the head. "TURN THAT CRAP OFF!" "It's so dirty in here!" "BATHROOM." "anyone want any snacks?" they all paused and looked at Belgium. "oh yeah sure" they all said not exactly knowing when she got there.

hours later

"GERMANY BATHROOOOOOOOOOOOM!" "ITALY ZIS IS ZE TENTH TIME!" "BATHROOM!" "VAT DID ROMANO PUT IN ZAT DRINK!" "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNOW JUST GET ME TO A BATHROOM!" "FINE!" Germany shouted. "finally were at a hotel." America said trying to wake England up. Sea land fell asleep on Frances' lap, and Francis fell asleep on a Clorox wipe on the window and Prussia fell asleep against Francis' shoulder.

plane

"THIS IS A CHEAP EGGROLE!" china shouted. He threw a piece of egg role at someone hearing the most familiar and frightening voice he had ever known. "who just threw a egg role da?"

China looked the window trying to avoid any contact with Russia. 'what's he doing here was he invited? OH YEAH HE WAS I TOTALLY FORGOT GAH DANGET' China thought to himself. 'those lucky morons in the van. They are probably having a way better time than us. GAH WHY DOES JAPAN KEEP KICKING MY SEAT!' china thought to himself. "stop it!" he turned around and shouted at a smiling Japan.

Authors Note:

Yet another chapter of our randomness. More where that came from!

Credits to: Elizabeth Caffery, Amber Greene & Alyssa Mince NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ^~^