Anko Plus Gennin Equals: Pure Chaos! Chapter 4: Team Four and the FiveTails, a naruto fanfic

Shashuko: yays next chapter! I got stuck...

Shikamaru: you were too lazy to write for seven days... that scares even me.

Shashuko: SHUT UP! And I don't own Naruto--

Naruto: and for the last time, shashuko, neither does does.

Sasuke: whatever you say, usuratonkachi.

Shashuko: by the way, Hokou is the gobi, the five-tails, from the bijuu legend. I don't own her either. I made up some of her abilites though. I do own Honemashi and Banshou, who you'll meet soon, and Aki belongs to ShikyoShinzui.... or at least I think that's what her name is. Oh! If you read my Host Club ficcies, Banshuo is based off of Stephy/koshou (I couldn't call her koshou becuase all of my other OC's have names that start with 'K' too and it's confusing).

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A full moon showed as Haku and Aki stood on a hill outside the village, looking down, their Kiri (mist) forehead proectors gleaming in the moonlight. A rustling was heard behind them and a small boy with white hair and two dots above his eyebrows, wearing a white and red yukata came out to join them.

"Aki-chan," the boy said quietly. "What are we doing here?"

"There is someone down there precious to Hokou," Aki explained. "She wants to meet this person."

"Ah." the boy nodded and smiled. "Are you going to call them?"

"Yes." Aki's voice grew deeper as before as her hair acquired the same whitish hue. This time, however, fur began to sprout on Aki's body. Her ears moved up and became large and pointy, and claws grew out of her fingers and feet. Lastly, her tailbone sprouted into five gleaming white tails, sleek and shining.

Aki was Hokou's carrier, and Hokou's seal was less binding than most. When taking over, Hokou could not usually become much larger than this, but she could serve her purpose at the height nontheless.

Hokou arched her head up and howled at the moon... or so it would seem.

Kuroppi was trying to sleep. However, on nights like this, Fuyu could be restless.

"Fuyu," Kuroppi groaned. "What is it?"

Something is calling me. A wolf's howl was heard in the distance. They bear us no ill, they only wish to chat. Kuroppi nodded. "Let's go see what's up. I'm not going to get any sleep with you rolling around like that anyway."

"Can I come?" Kiiro's voice asked. "I can't sleep either!"

"Kiiro, stop waking me up," grumbled the voice of the team's last Gennin.

Just thenn, Anko walked in, holding her midnight snack (a dango stick). "And just WHERE do you maggots think you're going?"

"They're not going anywhere! Fuyu's being called and I'm going with her. That's all!"

Fuyu grinned wolfishly. Can I bring my owner's team as well? she howled towards the thing that was calling her.

The wolf in the distance howled its reply: Whatever Fuyu, just hurry! I can't stay long.

"Why do you do these things to me?" Kuroppi asked Fuyu exasperatedly.

Fuyu barked softly. They should come. Them knowing this could be an advantage.

"Well?" Kiiro asked. "What is it? Can I go?"

"Yes," Kuroppi sighed. "Come on."

Kuroppi, Kiiro, Kon, Anko, and Fuyu ran out the door and towards the howler (lol harry potter!), still wearing their nightclothes. Only Kuroppi and Anko had the foresight to strap on their weapon holsters.

"You know, Honemashi, when Aki lets Hokou-san take over with just changing her hair color, she looks kind of like you," Haku said to the small boy. "Do you think she might be related...?"

The little boy, HonemashiHonemashi, shook his head vigorously. "My clan all got themselves killed, and the only one saved was me. But, she is from the same village as me, and you, I guess, but you were born a civiian, right? You came to Kiri (Mist) because Zabuza found you."

"That right." Haku nodded sadly.

"What happened to him, anyway?" the little boy asked curiously. "He died, right? I'm surprised Aki-chan didn't help him too."

"He was too torn up..." Haku said, looking away.

"Be quiet! They're coming," the Hokou growled.

"Hokou's been waiting to meet Fuyu for quite some time. Let's make sure this goes smoothly," said Aki's voice. "I ask you two to go back to camp for the time being."

HonemashiHonemashi shrugged.

Both boys nodded and disappeared into the trees, as Fuyu came into their sight through the bushes by Kuroppi, then Anko, then Kon and Kiiro. When Anko saw the Hokou, she knew immediately what it was and just stood there, shell-shocked. Kon and Kiiro had to walk around her to get into the clearing.

"What is this all about?" Kuroppi asked annoy-edly. "It's past midnight!"

Fuyu took one look at Kokou and ran for her.

Mother! the smaller dog barked.

"Fuyu, my child," said the Hokou. "I can take off your seal now."

Thank you, Mother.

"Okay, what the hell is going on?!?" Kuroppi yelled.

"OMYGOSH FIVE-TAILS!" Kiiro gasped. "Are you the Gobi no Hokou-sama?"

"Yes... why?" Hokou visibly sweatdropped.

"Eheh nothing. I just really like demons and I don't think I've ever met one before. Especially one of the Bijuu-sama." Kiiro looked away, embarrassed.

Hokou sweatdropped again. 'This girl has issues,' she thought.

"Anyway, what the hell is going on?" Kon echoed Kuroppi's words.

"If you wait a minute, Fuyu will explain."

"Fuyu TALKS?!?" Kiiro yelled.

"Apparently, Smart One," Kuroppi scoffed.

The Hokou laid her head on Fuyu, who began to glow. A pattern that looked like a seal showed on her back, but disintegrated.

"See?" Fuyu asked, speaking in a human-sounding voice. "I can talk."

"THAT'S SO COOL!" gasped Kiiro.

"Not really. My sisters all do the same." Fuyu shrugged all four of her shoulders. "Anyway, the reason I know the Five-Tails is because she's my mother."

"Your... mother?" Kuroppi asked. "Hnn... then why did the Inuzuka clan find you a small puppy mangled in the streets?" she asked, confused.

The Hokou chuckled darkly. "Every hundred years or so, I send one of my children to that clan, and have that child report back to see what life is like in the human world. I wasn't expecting my child to be taken in by an Uchiha, though."

"I'M NOT AN UCHIHA." Kuroppi glared Uchiha-ishly.

"Yes you are," the Hokou replied smugly.

"I'M NOT."

"I created the Sharingan and I know you are."

"You WHAT?" Kuroppi asked.

"The Uchiha were once all Hyuugas--" started Kiiro.

Fuyu looked at Kiiro, shocked. "You know how that happened? Who told you?"

"I read it in one of my Bijuu books! I have like fifteen!" Kiiro giggled at the prospect. "I'm learning more and more every day!"

Fuyu and Kuroppi stared at Kiiro. Just stared.

Kuroppi was the first to break the silence.

"You have too much spare time on your hands," she stated.

"Eh heh... yeah, I could've been training. But Bijuu are so cool!"

Hokou smirked. "Well, it is true that we kick ass. Anyway, yes, the original Uchiha, Uchiha Kyouichi, was a jinchuuriki of mine. We made a deal: he weakened my seal greatly and gave me more freedom, and I gave him power."

Fuyu continued. "Mother's techniques may mainly lie in illusion, but the other Bijuu all leak chakra. Mother can suck up this chakra and use the abilities of these demons in small amounts. For instance, the Rokubi, Raijuu, can control lightning at will. If Mother has stored up enough of Raijuu's chakra, then she can control lightning herself to some extent. But the amount she collects are very small, and to a demon mean nothing. So, for the most part, Mother will let her Jinchuuriki use these powers."

"If you have a jinchuuriki, then why are you completely transformed into yourself?" Kon questioned.

The Hokou looked away sheepishly. "I'm not. I'm covered in fur, but I'm in my Jinchuuriki's body. She lets me take over from time to time."

"Ahhh." Kiiro nodded. "That makes sense. Anyway, what were you saying about the sharingan?" she took out a notepad for note-taking.

"In the same way that I can imitate the other Bijuus' techniques, the Sharingan can copy other's justu. I also added some of my genjutsu skills to the sharingan as a bonus, but those are only unlocked through extreme guilt."

"The Mangekyo Sharingan," Kiiro whispered. Then, she gasped and turned to Kuroppi. "Kuro-chan, never ever ever activate the Mangekyo! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!"

Kuroppi stared at Kiiro. "What... the... hell? Are you talking about."

"The Mangekyou Sharingan, usually activated by killing your closest friend. The guilt unlocks a powerful genjustu ability."

"Why would you put a thing like that?" Kuroppi questioned.

"What? I was bored." The Hokou looked away. "I was curious to see how long it took for them to figure it out... very few did and they kept it to themselves. Even most Uchiha do not know at this point."

Kiiro furrowed her brows "You mean they wouldn't if they were still alive? Becuase if Kuro-chan's really an Uchiha then that chalks the number up to three. The other two are the famous Uchiha Sasuke and Itachi, known for betraying them village and large hordes of fangirls."

"I know that!" Hokou barked, "And even most of the dead ones STILL don't know!"

"How would you know a thing like that?" Anko asked, coming out of her shock.

"One of my jinchuuriki's subordinates told me," explained the Hokou. "He sees the dead in his sleep."

Haku and Honemashi reached a small campfire with four sleeping bags around it. There was a girl with blonde hair and glasses, wearing a brown jacket with tan pants sitting there and roasting marshmallows. Around her neck was a Suna (sand) hitai-ate (headband) and on her face was a content expression. She was humming the Beatles song 'A Day in the Life' under her breath.

"You're back," she said absently, noticing the other two and pulling her marshmallow out fo the fire and putting it between two graham crackers. "Where's Aki-san?"

"Aki's still under Hokou's control over that way, talking to her precious person." Haku gestured in the direction from whence he and Honemashi had came. "Where did you get the marshmallows, Banshou?"

"Aki-san told me I could get them as long as I hid my hitai-ate. By precious person, do you mean her daughter, Fuyu?"

"How many other Fuyus do we know?" Honemashi grumbled, getting into a sleeping bag. "You know the Akatsuki killed the others."

"They WHAT?!?" Fuyu yelled. The Hokou nodded sadly.

"You are the last of my children," she whispered.

"The Akatsuki killed your children? What for?" Kiiro asked, sounding worried.

"They seem to have an interest in the bijuu. That is all I know."

"That's unfortunate," Kuroppi said, putting a hand on Fuyu. "We're sorry."

Fuyu growled, then screamed, "Let me at 'em! I'LL KILL THEM! I'LL KILL THEM! ALL OF THEM!!!"

"Fuyu, it would not be wise to try and find them." the Hokou said remorsefully. "They are too strong."

"How...?" Fuyu asked, clearly shocked. "They were strong. Stronger than me. How could a mere human kill them?"

"They have tools, powerful tools. Tools that could even seal away a Bijuu with my strength at least. Possibly even my brother the Kyuubi."

"That strong?" gasped Kiiro.

"Some of them, yes. Not most of them, but some of them."

"Why would anyone want to just randomly seal away a demon like that? Are they prejudiced or something?!?" Kiiro yelled. "DEMON HATERS!!! I hate them all!!!"

"Wow, someone over there is really loud..." Honemashi groaned. "They woke me up."

"That person must like demons a lot," Haku guessed.

"Ya think?" Banshou asked sarcastically. "Pass me the graham crackers."

"You're not going to have any room for breakfast tomorrow if you keep that up," Haku said to her.

Banshou looked at him strangely. "And?" she asked, putting the marshmallow on the graham crackers and applied chocolate, then starting to eat her twenty-seventh s'more.

"At any rate, Uchiha..." the Hokou said to Kuroppi. "Please take care of Fuyu. I obviously wouldn't do much of a job, considering what happen to her sisters."

Kuroppi nodded, then glared. "DON'T call me Uchiha. I was raised Inuzuka, and Inuzuka I'll stay."

"Kuro-chan! Do you know to whom you speak?" Kiiro gasped. "The five-tails! She's anything but tame. You can't just insult her like that!"

"At least SOMEONE shows me respect. Unlike you, Uchiha."

"Inuzuka."

"Uchiha."

"Inuzuka."

"Uchiha."

"Inuzuka." The demon and the Sasuke-look-alike glared at each other.

Fuyu rolled her eyes."She's both Inzuka and Uchiha. Mother, you have to stop arguing with every human you run into."

"Whatever. But she's still an Uchiha." The Hokou grinned wolfishly.

"Inuzuka."

Kiiro giggled. "I guess that explains why you look so much like Sasuke," she teased.

"If he's an Uchiha, too, then that makes sense. They all look the same," the Hokou chuckled. "Anyway, what is it with you and demons? I thought humans hated us."

"Only most of them! Though I don't know why. How could you hate something that totally KICKS ASS?" Kiiro said. "Oh... wait! Maybe they're jealous 'coz demons are so much stronger. The whole 'Kyuubi attacking Konoha' thing doesn't help much either." she shook her head.

"Well, we DO kick ass," the Hokou agreed. "However, I can't hold this form much longer, as this is draining on both me and my jinchuuriki. Could you get her to her camp, or at least call her subordinates?"

"We'll carry her!" Kiiro said cheerfully.

"She'll carry who?" Banshou asked no one in particular. "Wow. I don't think I've ever met someone that loud before."

"Be careful," Honemashi chuckled. "If you keep talking like that, you will. And it won't be good on your eardrums either."

"That voice..." said Haku. "Was she the girl from the chocolate shop?"

"The one who looked like that one guy?" Banshou asked. Honemashi, who was still trying to get back to sleep, looked up.

"No, the other one, but she looks like the other guy," Haku explained.

"Oh, okay then," Bansou said, as if that explained everything. "Does their sensei look like the masked guy?"

Honemashi growled. He had no idea what they were talking about.

Haku shook his head at Banshou's question. "No, and she doesn't act like him either. She's too busy eating dango to read those books."

"OKAY!" Honemashi yelled. "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?!?"

The other two stared at Honemashi. Haku opened his mouth to answer, but a certain blonde girl came crashing through the bush, carrying Aki.

"Hi! Hokou-sama told me to take her here. Is that okay?" Kiiro set Aki down on top of one of the sleeping bags.

"HEY! GET HER OFF OF ME!!!" Honemashi, who was inside the selfsame sleeping bag, yelled.

"Oh! Sorry there, little guy. You're so tiny, I didn't see you!" Kiiro giggled, with no hint of malice. She picked up Aki and put her on another sleeping there. "Is that okay?"

"As long as you don't LAY HER OVER ME... and I'm NOT tiny!!!" Honemashi screamed. Kiiro, being much louder than Honemashi, was not at all phased.

"But you're like, eight, right? All people that much younger than me are tiny. Becuase I'm SO TALL!"

"Shhh, Kiiro. You're going to wake up Aki-san," Haku whispered.

"Haku-san? What are you doing here?"

"I... work for Aki, in a sense. So do Honemashi-san and Banshou-san, here, but Banshou-san is from Suna and not Kiri (Mist) like the rest of us, so she doesn't come with us very often."

"Ah! You're a ninja?" Kiiro asked as her teammates and sensei crahsed through the bushes in the same manner that Kiiro had earlier.

Kuroppi stared at Haku. "Kiiro, wasn't that guy you tricked me into thinking was Neji?"

"He still is," Kiiro said in a smart-alecky tone.

"She has a point there," Banshou said, nodding. "Marshmallow? We're making s'mores."

"Make them go away..." Honemashi whined. "I want to go to sleep..."

"Thank you!" said Kiiro, taking a marshmallow and outting in on a random stick she found lying on the ground. Anko followed suit, but Kon and Kuroppi just stood there, sweatdropping.

After awhile, Banshou started humming. Then, she started to sing:

"Hey, Bungalo Bill!-"

Kiiro joined in.

"What did you kill?

"Bungalo Bill...

"Hey, Bungalo Bill!

"What did you kill?"

Banshou gasped. "You like the Beatles, too?"

"Who doesn't?" Kiiro asked.

"YAY! I need your email."

"Okay, here--" Kiiro took a small notebook out of her pajama pocket (when did she out THAT there?) and write something down on a page, then ripped it out and handed it to Banshou. "Now, write yours."

"Wait! Mine too," Anko said.

Kon and Kuroppi started twitching at the eyes. "HOW CAN YOU JUST TRUST THEM LIKE THAT?!?" they yelled at the same time.

"Because I'm an idiot," was Kiiro's response.

"Becuase I'm probably stonger than these guys anyway," stated Anko.

Kon sighed, shaking her head. "Let's go. We need to sleep for working in that shop tomorrow."

"Come visit us!" Kiiro said to Haku cheerfully.

"I will," he said. "That chocolate was good."

"Chocolate? I'M COMING TOO!" Banshou squealed.

"STOP WAKING ME UP!!!" Honemashi roared. Then, he went back to sleep.

There was a silence over the camp...

"Well, see ya later," Kiiro whispered, laughing under her breath."

"See ya!" Banshou whispered back.

The next morning, everyone, was tired... except Kiiro.

"Welcome! What would you like, sir?" she cheerfully asked someone with whitish hair. He was wearing a gray hat and suit like an old guy, but his face was young.

"I'd like... a spicy classic." he said, looking away (in Kon's general direction).

"Should I ice it?" Kiiro asked. "And stop staring at Kon-chan. We don't like perverts here and she's upset over having to wear these uniforms." She gestured at her frilly grey dress with dark blue accents (her hitai-ate was around her neck and under her collar, as she wasn't supposed to let others she was a ninja). "Even though they're so cute."

"If you're discouraging perverts, don't call yourself cute," the sliver-haired man said.

"Ah!" Kiiro hung her head at her own stupidity. "Um... should I ice your hot chocolate?"

"Sure," the man said, cluelessly.

"Okay!" Kiiro skipped off, waving at Haku, Aki, and Banshou's table (Honemashi has refused to come) at she passed.

The man returned to staring openly at Kon. She turned and glared with yellow eyes. The man was frozen for a moment, then he shook himself and looked away. He had a mission to complete. He couldn't fail.

His eyes fell on Aki and he gasped, pushing his hat down so no one could see his face.

Kiiro came back in with his chocolate. The man made his move.

In a flash, he stood up and ran past her and into the kitchen.

"THE THIEF!" Kiiro yelled at the other two.

The man grabbed a piece of paper and a large bag of chocolate, the ran out the door in a blur, followed by Team Anko in close pursuit. His hat fell off in the process, and Aki saw his face.

"That was...!" she stood up and ran after him. "Haku, come with me! Banshou, go get Honemashi!"

The two subordinates nodded and also left.

"WAKE UP!" Banshou yelled, shaking a small white-haired boy, who was hugging a black teddy bear.

"Go awayyy... I'm tired." Honemashi rolled over, squeezing the bear. "You and those Konoha freaks kept me up half the night!"

Banshou leaned down to glare Honemashi full in the face. "Aki needs our help," she said tersely.

Honemashi slowly got up and yawned. "What for?"

"We found that person, from Sound."

"GIVE US BACK THE FORMULA!!!" Kiiro yelled.

"Why should I?" the man taunted back, speeding up.

Just then, Aki and Haku caught up to the others.

"You're my mother's carrier, correct?" Fuyu questioned. Aki nodded.

"This man is working for someone else. We need to catch him before he reaches his destination," said Haku. "In addition, he is responsible for the slaughter of one of Aki's precious people."

Aki looked at her feet, reminiscing sais precious person, when Kiiro's loud and harpyish voice reminded her her what she was doing.

"Okay," Kiiro said, grinning at the prospect of a fight. "Let's go!"

Kabuto smirked to himself. He would get these idiots to his master in no time at all.

Me: YAYS! Oh, oh! I have a secret! Kiiro is based off of me!

Kuroppi: Anyone can tell that, retard.

Me: GRRRRR...

Banshou: Leprechauns go boing! Please review!