Lisa: I'm baaaaack.

Heather: (gasp)

Lisa: Yes I know shocking.

Heather: It's amazing.

Lisa: Ain't it? Now, guys get this ya know how I say I had a life last chapter? Well it kicks ass! I forgot how much having a life rocked! It's been missing for so long ya know? By the way, this chapter BS. hehe, bull shit...

Birthday Surprise

Several days later the teenagers were hanging out in Sirius's apartment, Sirius by the way still had a nasty black eye. They decide it was time for them to finally pop in on Sirius one day but it was his birthday. They were going to throw him a party. He didn't know of course but being Sirius he suspected something and believed that today he would get whatever he wanted, Andy wanted to spite him and just not throw a party to prove a point but no one would allow that, although Heather was taken by the idea.

The group played absent mindedly with different colored sparkles they made from their wands. Sirius walked over still waiting for his party to come to the surface, it was only two in the afternoon but he was still badgering them about the party. "So, when's the balloons gonna pop out of the ceiling and the cake poof on the table?" he asked walking in front of them trying to attract their attention.

"There are no balloons!" Andy yelled for what seemed like the millionth time that day.

"Then there is a cake?" He said with a smirk playing at his mouth.

"No cake!" Heather screamed widening her eyes at him.

"This is ridiculous come on guys, this is my birthday! You're telling me you did nothing? I know you all better then that." He said crossing his arms across his chest.

"Or you thought you did." Remus said turning his head around to face Sirius.

"Fine then, be that way. Be all secretive about this. I'm leaving and I'll be back in a couple hours or so, and when I get back the part will start." He said grabbing his coat off the coat rack. As he walked out the door he gave them one last look and rolled his eyes.

When they heard his footsteps die out as he walked down the hall the seven got up from their chairs and began taking out party supplies. "Jeez, Lils, how much crap did ya buy?" Andy asked as she took out decorations that she even know what they were.

"A lot, come on he's turning eighteen!" Lily cried with a big smile on her face.

"How is eighteen different then seventeen or nineteen?" Heather asked. "Now twenty, that's a big one."

"Agreed." Andy said still staring at the odd decorations.

Lily rolled her eyes and walked over to her friend. "I happen to think every birthday is important." She said taking the decorations from Andy and hanging them up.

"You didn't celebrate my birthday." Heather said with a frown on her face.

"Well in my defense I was mad at you and I did apologize did I not?" Lily said turning to Heather and walking past her to hand up some more of the 'mystery decorations'.

Heather grumbled and inflated some balloons with her wand before throwing them out into the room randomly.

"I say we shouldn't even have a party." James said going back ot Andy's earlier idea and poking the unfrosted cake with his wand before Laura shooed him away from it. "You know, he knows we're giving him one, we always do I say we spite him and just forget the bloody thing."

"Agreed." Andy said in the same monotone voice she used earlier.

"That's ridiculous!" Lily said as she walked over to the cake that Laura had just begun to front and examined it for a second. "We already have all the decorations and the cake –"

"The boos." Andy spoke up one again lifting a bottle of fire whiskey out of a brown bag along with a bottle of rum and then another smaller bottle of butterbeer for the nondrinkers, aka Laura.

"Yes the alcohol." Lily rolled her eyes and went back to hastily putting up decorations.

"What's your hurry, Flower?" James asked as he walked over to Lily and hugged her from behind and began kissing her neck.

"James, please stop." Lily said although she made no move to stop him. "I have to hurry; we don't know how long he'll be gone."

"He'll be gone for hours." He mumbled and continued.

"Ew!" Andy said loudly and they looked up as she gave then a hard glare before going back to doodling insults to Sirius on the inflated balloons along with Heather.

"Andy, love, what are you doing?" Remus asked as he walked over to her with a sigh.

"Writing loving messages to the birthday boy."

Remus picked one up and read it. "Hate is the only emotion I'll show you, and it's not love in disguise… Oh Andy..."

"Actually I wrote that one." Heather said looking up.

"Ha, see? I'm not a total prick, she's one too." Andy said.

Remus rolled his eyes. "When are you going to grow up?"

"I'm seventeen; I'm not gonna be growed up for a while." She said drawing a middle finger on a balloon.

Remus gave up and sat down next to them looking at the balloons. He shook his head and took a blank one and took a marker from the table and began writing on the balloon. He stopped after a few seconds when he noticed Andy and Heather staring at him. "What? Can't beat 'um join 'um." He said.

"That's what I like to hear." Andy said and gave him a quick kiss.

"Ew!" Lily said getting back at Andy for interrupting them before.

"Hey, I wasn't giving him a hicky." Andy said and Lily's hand shot to her neck.

"BURN!" Heather yelled.

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Almost two hours later the group was still in the flat waiting for Sirius to arrive. Almost all the balloons had messages on them, they all would but Lily took the markers away before they were all as she said "destroyed". They waited and waited for the rebellious teen but he never came back. James was ready to try and find him using a map and his wand until they heard a muffled sound out the closed window.

"What's that horrid racket?" Lily aid making a face.

James, Andy, Remus, Heather and Peter perked up. They seemed to know exactly what it was. "That's an engine revving." Remus said.

"Sounds new." James said.

"Sounds like a bike." Heather said.

"And it looks like one too holy shit!" Andy screamed as she looked out the window feasting her eyes on a brand new, black, shiny motorcycle.

She didn't wait for anyone to go and look before she was threw open the window and grabbed Sirius's broom that was leaning against the wall and few out, she would have crawled down the drain pipe or something but it was four stories up, she's not that stupid.

"Oh my God." She said as she got down there. "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God." She murmured as she looked over to bike.

"Thought you'd like this baby." He said with a large smile.

"This is gorgeous." She said her hands hovering over it afraid to touch it.

"And guess what."

"What?" She breathed.

"It can fly."

"It can fly!?"

They looked up to see James landing next to him with his own broom in his hand. "You're kidding me, mate."

"Nope, this baby can fly."

"An enchanted motorcycle, this is one of a kind. How much did you pay for this thing to fly?" James asked.

Sirius remained silent.

"Oh how much?"

He didn't say a word.

"You're kidding!?"

"Kidding what?" Remus asked as he jogged over.

"Sirius paid a fortune for this thing! It's jinxed to fly! And he paid a fortune!" James said turning around to face Remus, Lily, Laura and Peter who just walked out of the building.

"How much?" Peter asked.

"He won't say."

"It couldn't be that much." Remus said.

Sirius looked down.

"No." Remus said in disbelief.

He looked back up.

"Oh Merlin." Peter moaned.

"Not that much." Remus asked.

"You know what they're doing?" Heather mumbled turning to the girls slightly. They were all confused on how they could know the price without Sirius saying one word to them.

"No clue." Laura muttered back with a wrinkle in her brow from confusion.

"I think its male talk." Andy said.

"I think they're just idiots." Lily said with her arms crossed, the boy's conversation continued on like this for some time until Lily finally got frustrated with it and spoke to them snapping them all out of their strange argument. "Excuse me." She said and they all looked up at her. "What is this, Sirirus?" She asked.

"This?" he asked and walked over to the bike and put his hands on the seat and handlebars. "This is a 1977 bla –"

"No! I didn't mean that! I mean why did you get it?" She asked more calmly.

"Because you pricks never threw me a party." He responded.

"That's a lie there's a party set in your apartment, hey Sirius is this a –" Andy said pointing to the bike but was cut off when Lily began yelling at her.

"Shut it, Andromeda! You! We have a party upstairs and now you are going to go up there and enjoy it!" She screamed.

"I know."

"What?"

"I know, I know you gave me a party Red, calm down. Besides this is a birthday present, paid for by Remus, James and Peter." He grinned.

"What!?" Said the three in unison.

"Well you guys are too poor to afford it individually so I combined some of your money."

They stared at him wide eyed and Andy and Heather laughed.

"Andy, we combined our Gringotts accounts that was your money too." Remus said and her face went paler, if that was possible for her.

Heather only laughed harder.

"Oh don't laugh Heather I took some of your money too." He grinned.

Heather stopped laughing and her eyes darkened and she folded her arms across her chest. "Shit." She said.

"Hehe," Sirius laughed at all their faces. "Okay, okay, I'm done." He said calming down his laughter. "Don't worry guys; I didn't take much, like 5 gallons out of each. The rest I paid for. You know, mates, it's good to pull a good old fashion prank now and then. You should have seen your faces."

They all stared at him.

"Yeah they looked like that." he grinned.

The three boys tackled Sirius to the ground and they all began wresting on the pavement. The four girls watched this display of testosterone for some time, eventually they began to get bored with watching their actions. Andy out of the blue punched heather in the shoulder. Heather sharply turned her head and glared at Andy who was now looking the other way.

"What the hell!?" She asked and hit her back.

"Hey!" Andy hit her back harder.

Now the two girls were in a punching fight, which Andy was winning. Laura and Lily exchanged glances. "You want to go up and eat that cake?" Lily asked her motioning with her thumb up to the room.

"Sure." Laura shrugged and the two girls walked to the door and began walking up to the flat.

"Cake?" Sirius said his head shooting up.

"Cake?" Heather said looking up as well.

"I want cake." James said and the four teenagers ran to the door fighting each other to get their first.

Andy and Heather exchanged glances and picked up the two brooms that were left behind. "Men." They said in unison and flew back up to the flat only to find that when they got there the window was shut.

"Bitches." Andy said glaring through the glass and at the red head and brunette on the other side.

"I say we kick their asses." Heather said with an equal glare on her face.

"I like the way you think, Fortresn."

"Right back at you, Volk."

The two girls backed up and took their wands out. "They think a window can keep out the so amazing Marauderetts." Andy said with a sly smirk on her face.

"They are so wrong." Heather grinned and the two girls pointed their wands at the window. From the other side Lily and Laura saw what they were about to do and gasped.

"They won't do it." Laura said staring wide eyed at them. "They don't have the guts."

The two girls on the other side of the window grinned wickedly.

"They would!" Lily cried and she quickly ran forward and opened the window. "Fine, just don't break it!"

They flew in and when they landed calmly on the ground. Heather and Andy turned around to look at the window and they exchanged glances. "What the hell." Andy shrugged and both of them took out their wands again and blew the window making glass shatter all over the ground.

"ANDY! HEATHER!" Laura yelled. "What's wrong with you!?"

"Too many things." Heather responded.

"Besides, it's Sirius's place." Andy said.

At the moment four boys came though the door all trying to get through at once which caused some problems. Sirius stopped as he saw the window and then looked at the girls with a confused look on and some of his black hair falling in his face from the race up to the flat. "You know, I'm gonna be so drunk tonight I'm not gonna remember that anyway." He shrugged and walked over to the cake.

"Someone break out the alcohol, we're having a party." James said and the sound of a bottle popping open was heard.

Lisa: ha, heather can't take a punch.

Heather: I can take a punch.

Lisa: Not from me.

Heather: …

Lisa: ha. Okay guys I know this was short but I am on a serious writers block here and I have ideas for another chapter but it might seem like rushing into things. So tell me if I should get to the interesting suspenseful stuff quicker or if ya want more pointless humor chapters.